Elliotts & Extraterrestrials


Piece 50: Absolute Power

Piece 50: Absolute Power

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If you could do anything in your game, what would you do?

Well, in real life you're choosing to spend time sitting around eating pizza and playing a roleplaying game, so it makes perfect sense that the characters within the game would do the same thing, right?

In the real world of the Elliotts & Extraterrestrials universe, of course, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial doesn't exist. That's the premise of this entire comic, after all. But most of the other things we know and love (such as Reese's Pieces) do, albeit modified by the lack of E.T.:


GM: Something throws the ball back out of the shed. A shiver runs up your spine.
Elliott: I run for the house.
GM: Dex roll.
Elliott: 8.
GM: You slip on the pizza.
Elliott: There's a goblin in the shed!
Michael: Maybe it was an iguana.
Elliott: It was no iguana.
Tyler: Where's the pizza?
Mary: Did you boys order pizza?
Steve: Right, you're all distracted. I'm rolling for wandering monsters.
Elliott: You don't get to roll wandering monsters. That's the GM's job.
Steve: And I'm the GM. Five. You got an arrow right in your chest.
Michael: Oh, great.
Elliott: Are you guys playing D&D, inside the game??
Michael: Well until something interesting happens, yeah!

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