Darcies & Diaries


Entry 50: Street Fighter IV Love

Entry 50: Street Fighter IV Love

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The archetypal roleplaying games are predicated on frequent combat scenarios. You can of course play a game without any combat, but things are going to break down somewhere.

In the real world of the Darcies & Diaries universe, of course, Bridget Jones's Diary doesn't exist. That's the premise of this entire comic, after all. But most of the other things we know and love (such as turkey curry) do, albeit modified by the lack of Bridget Jones's Diary:


Mark: Look, Cleaver, are you leaving or not?
Daniel: I just wanted a chance to make things up with Bridget.
Mark: I bet you did!
Jude: Do you want us to leave, Bridg?
Bridget: No, don't worry Jude, I'm sure everything's going swimmingly.
Shazza: Good, because we weren't fracking going anywhere.
Mark: C'mon then, Cleaver. Let's take it outside.
Daniel: Oh, what, you're challenging me to a duel?
Mark: No, I'm just going to punch your lights out!
[SFX]: punch!
GM: What are you doing! This is intra-party conflict!
Mark: Yes, and it's the only combat we've had in six weeks of this campaign!

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