Darths & Droids http://www.darthsanddroids.net/ Live Global Simultaneous viewing of "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith" Held on Friday 5 March, 2010. IRC session on Freenode channel #darths. This is a log of the IRC chat held during the movie viewing. It has been lightly edited to fix obvious typos and remove channel status messages, a small amount of off-topic chatter, and a couple of non-PG obscenities. This log does contain some adult concepts, but should be PG safe. We had about 50 participants watching the movie around the world. Thanks to everyone who joined in! We paused the movie several times to allow people with different versions to resynchronise (mainly because PAL and NTSC play back at slightly different speeds). Comic Irregulars in the chat are: @DMM - David Morgan-Mar +andrewshellshear - Andrew Shellshear +Shishberg - David McLeish +Andoru, +AndrewDnD - Andrew Coker David Karlov and Steven Irrgang were also present, but did not have laptops handy to join the chat. We join the action a little over an hour before the movie starts. We had ordered pizza to eat for dinner before the movie and are waiting on delivery. If you want to skip ahead to the actual movie, search for the time-stamp [20:00]. Session Start: Fri Mar 05 18:53:30 2010 Session Ident: #darths [18:52] =-= Topic for #darths is ``Darths & Droids "Revenge of the Sith" viewing: Fri 5 Mar 09:00 GMT. Channel log during movie may be published'' [18:52] =-= Topic for #darths was set by DMM on Thursday, 4 March 2010 4:51:51 PM [18:52] *ChanServ* [#darths] Welcome to the Darths & Droids global synchronised viewing of "Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"! The event begins at 09:00am GMT, Friday 5 March. Channel will be logged during the movie and LOG MAY BE PUBLISHED. More details: http://www.darthsanddroids.net/irc.html [18:52] === #darths http://www.darthsanddroids.net/ [18:53] Since when to you need pockets to be lootable? [18:53] davidjf, since it takes about 10 minutes to properly gut and search a persons innards. plus it's messy [18:53] I guess all the + people are munchin on their pizza [18:53] <+Shishberg> Nope, no pizza yet. [18:54] i already microwaved and ate my pizza [18:54] it was... interesting [18:54] I had tortellini [18:54] <+Shishberg> We'll be sure to announce the pizza when it arrives. [18:54] I'm ordering my pizza in 15 minutes [18:54] it had something on it it was calling spinach [18:54] I'm guessing I'm the only one here who still lives with his parents? [18:54] <@DMM> It's raining heavily here... hope the pizza guy doesn't get too wet :-) [18:54] * ChocoJon has just had breakfast [18:54] DMM, so long as the pizza is dry, it's ok. Just repeat that until you believe it [18:55] Darth_Raxim, i'm on the brink of moving back in :( [18:55] <+Shishberg> Wouldn't want anyone to miss it. [18:55] I also live with my parents. [18:55] DMM: Just tip him based on how wet he is. [18:55] Dry pizza? Pizza should be moist! [18:55] Thank god i'm not alone [18:55] It's how I live with myself after ordering pizza in thunderstorms [18:55] I'm 18 but in this horrible economy finding a job is next to impossible. [18:56] a friend of mine recently graduated in engineering with a 3.8; he applied to 40 local firms and only 2 called back, neither hired him [18:56] <+andrewshellshear> Andoru is trying to out-nerd the rest of us by playing Magic: The Gathering right now [18:56] <+Shishberg> Darth_Raxim: deliver us a pizza, we'll tip well [18:56] i'm suddenly no longer looking forward to graduating in engineering [18:56] <+andrewshellshear> But we're outnerding him by watching and giving advice [18:57] crap... I'm out of softdrink. I knew I should have waited to open this bottle... [18:57] D&D Online is really fun [18:57] <+andrewshellshear> Anaraug - I had the same when I graduated in 1991 [18:57] <+andrewshellshear> But got a job eventually [18:57] <+andrewshellshear> It works out... historically. [18:57] <+andrewshellshear> I'm also an engineer [18:57] <+Shishberg> Ditto in '02. [18:57] yeah andrewshellshear i know it goes in cycles [18:57] LOL @anaraug, and @Shishberg, I hope you can compensate for the 1000+ dollar plane ticket. [18:57] thats good to hear [18:58] I graduated high school back in july of 09 [18:58] <+Shishberg> I said we tip *well* [18:58] The next day I realized that my diploma meant nothing to anyone. [18:58] i just dropped a class, postponing me another semester, and it's just like... well... no change in total life happenings [18:58] Oh yeah, since i'm here and you guys are all here, i'm running a game with some friends. My stated goal is to kill them all horribly, but give them a fighting chance to survive each and any encounter. Any suggestions for encounters I can toss at them? I've got a ton, but more ideas are always welcome [18:58] Whats the rp? [18:58] <+Shishberg> andrewshellshear just came to the conclusion that we *might* need sound to view the movie [18:58] DnD 3.5ed [18:58] <+Shishberg> he's now carrying a large speaker [18:59] Shishberg: You don't have sound? [18:59] ehhh..sound isnt that important.... [18:59] just work on your lip reading [18:59] <@DMM> andrewshellshear is only just setting up the sound system [18:59] MYTH, the acting in some cases is so bad that won't work [18:59] <+Shishberg> Well we're not planning to use much of the dialogue... [18:59] Um, 1000 red dragons appear out of nowhere with laser eyes and lightsaber claws and lava tails. [18:59] Yeah, that's a dumb encounter. Maybe at the end [18:59] <@DMM> We're at andrewshellshear's house.. he has a huge screen projector TV [19:00] <+Shishberg> I'm sitting against the cushion we used for the... board... of... space chess? [19:00] Lol was kidding Pickled [19:00] nice [19:00] <@DMM> But it needs to be set up, since his wife wants to use the lounge room normally most of the time :-) [19:00] <+Shishberg> Does that have game have a canonical name? [19:00] DMM: Stolen from work? [19:00] I wasn't :) I might seriously toss something l;ike that at them :D [19:00] <@DMM> joanna: heh, no [19:00] what yall did in Darths and Droids is the most interesting thing i'd ever heard of in a roleplay: give a player an entire army just randomly and see how they use it [19:01] DMM: I was there when the cricket was on a huge TV. I bet you guys just stole it :p [19:01] ONE HOUR TO GO!!!! [19:01] <+Shishberg> Andoru: "Do you know what I can play now? World of Warcraft!" [19:01] unfortunately, i've never played an rpg... [19:01] <+Shishberg> All: GROAN [19:01] <@DMM> joanna: wait, you worked at CISRA? [19:01] DMM: I interned there a couple years back. [19:02] <@DMM> aha! DavidK recognises you [19:02] WoW is really bad [19:02] sweet caught the rerun of aots [19:03] The problem with WoW is the barriers to entry are too low. [19:03] <@DMM> We're just going to watch the last few minutes of Ep II now, because we're currently writing the ending. [19:04] I don't think that's WoW's /only/ problem [19:04] DMM i just watched II :) [19:05] <@DMM> Here we go, we're starting at chapter 45 [19:05] anaraug: Well, now that you mention it... ;) [19:05] <@DMM> Oh Anakin, you idiot [19:05] Am I the only one who thinks that EP 2 is better then EP 3 [19:05] Revenant, I have to admit that I like a lot of the lore, and the setting [19:05] <+Shishberg> Anakin Is Impulsive. This is Foreshadowing. [19:05] <@DMM> wow, our lines for this Dooku v Obi-Wan fight are so much better :-) [19:06] * Pickled_Tink orders his pizza [19:06] God I can't wait for that. [19:06] Darth_Raxim, II did have more Natalie Portman, right? [19:06] anaraug: In my opinion the last good Warcraft game was Beyond the Dark Portal :P [19:06] Yeah it did [19:06] nice... can't wait for that fight [19:06] wayyy more portman [19:06] So agreed on the setting [19:06] i can't agree with you there Revenant, i think that wc3 was groundbreaking and nearly perfect [19:07] zomg you play wc3? [19:07] i haven't in a while... played hours a day during high school [19:07] <@DMM> And Anakin loses an arm... [19:07] Warcraft 3 was ok, but the unit cap was too low [19:07] <@DMM> Here comes Yoda [19:07] i mean i haven't in maybe 3 years or so [19:07] <+Shishberg> There's a good two seconds in this fight where Anakin looks at Dooku and goes "ummmmm" [19:08] <+Shishberg> ...and then loses an arm [19:08] IMO Starcraft broke more ground and was a better game too [19:08] Hear hear! [19:08] I really hope you make a joke about how yoda should've thrown the damn column at dooku's ship. [19:08] Dooku has a disarming personality. [19:08] <@DMM> heh [19:08] <+Shishberg> groan. [19:08] * Revenant groans [19:08] i feel like wc3 and starcraft are very differen't, idk if i could call one better [19:09] Darth_Raxim, a smarter move would have been for Yoda to hit it to one side, rather than catch it. He could have then gone back to killing Dooku [19:09] <+AndoruDD> is dooku even trying to HIT yoda? [19:09] the unit cap and heroes were part of what i liked about wc3, don't think they're for everyone though [19:09] <@DMM> wow, we reckon Dooku isn't even trying to hit Yoda in this fight [19:09] <+Shishberg> The technical term is Flynning [19:10] no he was dropping the column on anakin and obi wan [19:10] AndoruDD: It's hard to tell. The green gnome certainly put a lot of points into his jump skill though [19:10] Y'know, it was interesting. [19:10] Maybe he knew that he wouldn't be able to beat Yoda and was just stalling to make his escape. [19:11] The fight I wanna see? Mace Windu vs. Count Dooku. [19:11] After the double-ended saber in Episode I, a lot of people predicted dual-wielding in Episode II (I know I did) [19:11] <+Shishberg> Yoda: "No seriously I'm feeble, where's my walking stick" [19:11] Lol [19:11] I'd rather see Mace Windu vs. Gandalf [19:11] But Grievous in Episode 3 was... uninspiring, to say the least [19:11] Revenant: Irregular webcomic has one on that [19:11] <@DMM> Magneto vs Gandalf! [19:11] Indeed. He wasn't a threat Revenant [19:11] Picard vs. Gandalf. [19:12] Picard vs. Tom Bombadil [19:12] That said, Palpatine VS Yoda was interesting and different [19:12] <@DMM> oooh.. Picard beat Q... Gandalf might be in trouble [19:12] Oh yeah. [19:12] Picard vs. Lex Luthor [19:13] Two baldies. [19:13] MYTH: So it did. Harh. I had forgotten that one. [19:13] Picard always has a deus ex machina or plot device to save the day [19:13] Lex Luthor from Smallville or the comics? [19:13] <+Shishberg> CG Yoda is CG [19:13] They need an accessory battle. [19:13] lol, smallville [19:13] Pipeweed versus Earl Grey: GO [19:14] Erm.. consumable? [19:14] ok then picard wins. [19:14] Accessory battle? Sounds like something from a Hillary Duff movie. [19:14] Ha! [19:14] That hat does NOT go with that commbadge, wizard! [19:15] the robes would get stuck in all the doors [19:15] Pointy ears are SOOOOO last year. [19:15] starfleet has scary doors [19:15] "Computer, I seem to be stuck" [19:15] <@DMM> oh, we had a writing session at lunch today... we figured out our explanation for why the Ewoks win in Ep VI. It is awesome. [19:15] Care to share? [19:15] hahaha [19:15] DMM: thinking that far ahead already? [19:15] we cant know that [19:15] <@DMM> no sharing yet! [19:15] They charge the enemy over a mountain of their own dead? [19:15] you're already working on VI? [19:15] DMM why are you teasing us like that... [19:15] Great, we'll find out in 2016? [19:15] Haha [19:16] <+AndoruDD> dododododododo! [19:16] lol right [19:16] <@DMM> oh yes, we have plot notes and even some dialogue written for VI already [19:16] awesome [19:16] Prove it! [19:16] <+Shishberg> No, let's tell them. The [REDACTED] have [REDACTED] and don't [REDACTED] because [REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED] with a cucumber. [19:16] im sure they are cutting a lot of eps 3, there is a lot of dead air and boring bits [19:16] Myth Arc!! [19:16] <+AndoruDD> lol [19:16] <@DMM> Now we'll have to change the cucumber! [19:16] <@DMM> to a zucchini [19:16] Actually since it's near the end, that's more 2018. [19:17] This is like Babylon 5 level planning up here [19:17] Duke Nukem forever will be out by then lol [19:17] <@DMM> Puppeteen: great nick,btw [19:17] No, it will not. [19:17] LOLS [19:17] no.. got to wait till like 2020 for that [19:17] DMM: Will you guys mind if there's any comic speculation taking place tonight? [19:17] no, got to wait until infinity [19:17] they are forcing a 2012 release on duke nukem [19:17] between us, not asking you questions [19:17] SPOILER: ANAKIN IS LUKE'S FATHER [19:17] <@DMM> speculate all you want. Just don't expect us to confirm or deny anything :-) [19:17] F U Puppeteen! [19:18] ahhhh. so you admit something is going to happen? [19:18] aw dude gtfo [19:18] alright.. so the goal is to find out if Episode VI has to do with a cucumber or a zucchini [19:18] Ruined Star Wars forever :'( [19:18] Huge spoiler, there are three more movies~ [19:19] * Pickled_Tink cries [19:19] DUDE!!!! CMON!!!! you cant give away stuff like that [19:19] oh and c3po is a droid [19:19] stop spoiling everything [19:19] :o [19:19] i saw this poster at the store that's of little kid anakin with a shadow shaped like darth vader [19:19] Obi-wan's going to die [19:19] <@DMM> no, C-3PO is Dib Foundway in disguise [19:19] i thought it was retarded [19:19] Knowing this comic, Sio Bibble will probably end up being Luke's father. [19:19] I had the poster [19:19] <+Shishberg> anaraug: that was foreshadowing [19:20] That was my favorite poster. [19:20] BUBBLE! [19:20] BUBBLE IS BEHIND EVERYTHING! [19:20] haha [19:20] so are we going to do a countdown to when we press play? [19:20] man i saw that poster and the cheese knocked me to the ground [19:20] Lol [19:20] <@DMM> not much of a countdown.. we need to finish eating and our pizzas haven't arrived yet [19:20] Man. That takes me back to the years waiting for each movie to come out. [19:20] <@DMM> so the start time is not set in concrete [19:20] too good to make your own food [19:21] what about the trailer with the breathing sound effect over everything? That was damn annoying [19:21] it's not going to be synched for everyone anyway, there's both NTSC and PAL versions being watched, right [19:21] they're different lengths [19:21] 2400 [19:21] I'm surprised anyone expected Duke Nukem Forever to come out [19:21] 2399 [19:21] <@DMM> we intend to start on the dot of 09:00 GMT, but may be slightly delayed [19:21] You know, my parents saw Revenge of the Sith at midnight just to spite me because I got bad grades? [19:21] 2398 [19:21] i expected it to come out in 98 [19:21] I mean, it was right there in the title [19:21] etc [19:21] i was super hyped [19:21] It just occurred to me that Bail Organa has sinister facial hair. [19:21] ten years later, i am dissapointed [19:22] "So how long are you guys gonna take making this 'Forever' game?" "Oh, not long... *giggle*" [19:22] <@DMM> we're gonna watch some Robot Chicken Star Wars now [19:22] <@DMM> Puppeteen: Jim noticed that early in Ep II [19:22] whitehelm, i understand that we're going to pause once every 15 minutes to let ntsc catch up with pal? [19:22] DMM the first one or the second one? [19:22] yeah, the 3d one was fun [19:22] <@DMM> MYTH: 2nd one [19:22] <+Shishberg> Second one. [19:22] Right, forgot about that. [19:22] hilarious i might watch it to pump me up [19:22] Probably why I thought of it. [19:23] I loved Boba Fett talking to that other guy in the sarlacc pit in part two [19:23] <+Shishberg> Mmmm Ewok innards [19:23] "im okay...!!! Im okay....!!! [19:23] who here has seen the holiday special? [19:23] * anaraug raises hand [19:24] I can't get my hands on a copy [19:24] I have [19:24] "Not me!" [19:24] I saw it a long time ago. [19:24] I wasn't born yet [19:24] In this galaxy. [19:24] Pickled_Tink, pretty sure it's on pirate bay [19:24] i don't remember where i got it [19:24] it is the most surreal thing ever [19:24] oooohhh pirate bay is bad [19:24] Pirates are awesome. The FSM said so [19:25] <@DMM> Andoru just kicked out the video cable to the projector! [19:25] i feel like acquiring a gem like the holiday special is worth the alignment penalty [19:25] My earliest memory of star wars is watching VI on tv and thinking that the speeder bikes were vacuums. [19:25] OH SHI- [19:25] uh oh [19:25] <+Shishberg> PIZZA [19:25] huzzah [19:25] GET THAT ZA [19:25] first like... 20 minutes of the movie, there is nothing but wookiee talk [19:26] :o [19:26] i felt like i was on drugs [19:26] but i wasn't [19:26] The mythical pizza?! [19:26] <@DMM> ok, I think we're gonna retire to the dining room for food... so we'll be idle for a while [19:26] Certain of the cast, however, was. ;) [19:26] <@DMM> don't want pizza on our laptops [19:26] enjoy [19:26] is 3:30 too early for food? [19:26] Oh, the dining room, so fancy [19:26] Anyone here see Something Something Something Dark Side? [19:26] but... Eating pizza at the computer is a time honoured nerdic tradition! [19:26] LOOK AT YOU!!!! YOU LOOK CRAZY!!!!! [19:26] No time is too early for food [19:26] haha the barber [19:26] sorry we're not GOOD ENOUGH for your fancy food [19:27] <@DMM> okay, we're off to eat. Back in a few minutes! [19:27] no [19:27] we dont want you back [19:27] Save me a slice. [19:27] The dining room table is for sedimentary paperwork and loose change! Not eating! [19:27] I can't wait to grow up and have a place of my own. [19:27] who eats in the dining room? everyone eats in the den [19:27] Just wait. I'll show my mom that the floor IS a hamper! [19:28] haha [19:28] my roommate started eating in the dining room, it creeps me out [19:28] its not? [19:28] he and his girlfriend [19:28] who is also my roommate [19:28] John McClane. [19:28] are you sure they're eating [19:28] isnt it weird when you see your roomate or some one eating alone in the dinning room? [19:28] they used to eat in the den [19:28] ALONE [19:28] until like 2 months ago [19:28] They're fancy now [19:28] they have no need for your "den" [19:28] dude they are WEIRD [19:28] LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE!!!! [19:28] stay away, philistine! [19:29] i can't explain 90% of what happens [19:29] ever [19:29] In the last six years I have eaten a total of two meals at the table, and only then because the parents were over and made me [19:29] i mean [19:29] in the past three weeks, i've had two good meals [19:29] argh i hate living with my parents. [19:29] i eat about 50% standing in the kitchen while making the other 50% of food [19:29] hahaha exactally [19:30] and 50% of that is rice or pasta [19:30] i wanna make a pizza now [19:30] ill have heart burn for hours tho [19:30] He said stun! He wasn't going to hurt ya. [19:30] hahaha [19:30] you spend time making food? I put it in the microwave, or pour boiling water on it. It's food. It gets eaten NOW. I have no patience for cooking [19:30] eat it raw!!!! [19:30] I MIGHT! [19:30] Some people enjoy cooking, you know [19:30] shove it down your gullet as soon as you can [19:31] even without eating it [19:31] Pickled_Tink, i eat bread or fruit while my taquitos cook in the microwave, yes [19:31] eat the taquitos while the pasta finishes [19:31] aren't you cool with your fruits and vegetables [19:31] good day sir! [19:31] Fruits? Vegetables? [19:31] I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!!! [19:31] that and goat meat [19:31] You know, like ketchup [19:32] Ah! [19:32] yuck ketchup [19:32] yum! [19:32] well by "fruits" i mean "bananas" [19:32] That is made from tomatoes, which are apparently both fruits and vegetables. [19:33] ACKBARS FISHSTICKS FROM THE SEA THEY COOK SO TENDER AND FLAKY, WHIP SOME UP FOR YOU AND ME TO PASS THEM UP IS A BIG MISTAKY [19:33] it was better as an acoustic [19:33] instrumental... but lols nonetheless [19:33] * Puppeteen casts Summon Bigger Fishsticks. [19:33] nom nom nom nom [19:33] haha..how do you do that? [19:34] mr skywalker, can my treat just be a hug? [19:34] They're tongues can't repel taste of this magnitude! [19:34] Entrappingly delicious. [19:34] you know what, fishsticks are good [19:34] i dont eat them much tho [19:35] i killed the chat [19:36] It won't stay dead! [19:36] Zombies [19:37] * Revenant catches fire and runs around screaming [19:37] I'm hungry. Hurry up pizza! [19:37] what kind of cruel god would make an entire plant defined by one topographical feature? [19:37] \o/ [19:37] Revenant! Stop tracking ash in all over the place! Sit down and burn quietly in the corner [19:37] :( [19:37] YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER [19:38] I MIGHT BE! [19:38] :o [19:38] Hi everyone! [19:38] WELCOME JAWA!!!! [19:38] Hello [19:38] yo [19:38] Ootini! [19:38] hey jawa [19:39] Revenant, all it takes is a little time travel and BAM, I'm you're parent! [19:39] is anyone here a chiropracter? [19:39] I need someone to realign my spine with my back. [19:39] Pickled_Tink: Being someone's mother is slightly more... involved than that, however [19:39] Can that be done over the internet? [19:39] Unless in the future they have birth vats or whatever [19:40] Revenant, I am crazy enough to do it! [19:40] I wish lol [19:40] You shoud use a trash can [19:40] get dr simpson [19:40] its your chakras [19:40] Hello medigo! [19:40] Chakra Khan! [19:41] hey I made it [19:41] So what do you guys thing I should drink during the movie? A Caffinated Game Fuel (Mt. Dew) or an alcoholic Shmirnoffs? (and possibly make a drinking game out of this) [19:41] Natty lights like me [19:42] medigo, isn't that a spell from SMT [19:42] or is that megido [19:42] i already had two beers [19:42] nah [19:42] its a typo from Final Fantasy [19:42] Take a shot every time Anakin says something stupid. You'll get hammered in no time flat. [19:42] <.< [19:42] * joannac is drinking water :p [19:42] oh, heh [19:42] DrB-SpaceJawa: Pickled_Tink and I were talking about some sort of drinking game earlier [19:42] i got a 24 pack just for tonight [19:42] different rpg [19:42] yeah [19:42] Perhaps with awkward romantic lines [19:42] Omega Weapon [19:42] BFW [19:43] Oh yeah [19:43] Once every time Sidious is, well... insidious? [19:43] Do you really need to specify "awkward" in this context? [19:43] yeah, I'm thinking of Meggido [19:43] damage all enemies [19:43] Lets all take a shot everytime someone turns on a lightsaber!!! [19:44] Take a shot every time a limb or head falls off. [19:44] for every jedi child killed by anakin [19:44] for everytime mace windu says he doesn't like anakin [19:44] RossC, they chickened out and didn't on screen that [19:44] haha every time mace windu is samuel l jackson [19:44] Would have been awesome if they had [19:44] would have been hilarious [19:45] just count how many are in the scene before he kills them [19:45] thats what i was thinking [19:45] obviously he killed them all, right? So that's how many drinks you need [19:45] he killed them all over [19:45] It's on the hologram recording, right? [19:45] this is one beauty of a ship, not big on the name tho... [19:45] no, thats a fight against three other jedi [19:45] I don't think we see it directly... [19:45] I can barely remember this movie [19:45] no the children look scared then the door closes [19:46] oh, and he turns on his lightsaber [19:46] yea [19:46] except for "do not want", its all a blur [19:46] * Teresa nods. [19:46] |<-- DMM has left freenode (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [19:46] thats it tho [19:46] and gets an evil look on his face [19:46] oh no [19:46] DMM is dead, lets run wild! [19:46] i hate hayden christian [19:46] nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [19:46] ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! [19:46] In brief, Anakin pulls out a long object in a room full of kids, gets an evil look on his face, and locks the door. [19:46] thanks Teresa.. I ran out of breath there [19:47] ^.^ [19:47] THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT PUPPETEEN [19:47] <+Shishberg> Okay DMM's going upstairs, should be back on soon. [19:47] <+Shishberg> Don't panic. Repeat, do not panic. [19:47] too late [19:47] we have you, why do we need DMM [19:47] He'd better not run into Death Of Being Killed By One's Future Self again. [19:47] that...would be bad [19:48] Alright, Smirnoffs it is! Time to get drunk and watch Star Wars! Woo-hoo! :P [19:48] YES! [19:48] In Soviet Russia, Smirnoff's drinks YOU! [19:48] 15 minutes~ [19:48] <+Shishberg> Alas DMM was logging... so you'll have to make all these jokes again when he gets back. [19:48] my dvd doesnt have a menu, just goes straight into the film [19:48] DMM is at Shishberg's place? [19:48] or vice versa [19:48] welcome hydra! [19:48] i'm logging also [19:49] does it really matter if it goes straight to film or not? [19:49] hi from uk [19:49] I DONT WANT TO BE READ!!!! [19:49] Yeah, I'm totally loggin this. [19:49] hello, got a friend out in the UK [19:49] i mean [19:49] haha RossC has a pirated version [19:49] i log everything [19:49] shhhhhhhhh [19:49] In Soviet Russia, IRC reads YOU! [19:49] SHHHHHHHH [19:49] PIRATES [19:49] i couldnt find my orig dvd [19:49] my aunt buys pirated dvds with russian subtitles from her garbage man [19:49] In Soviet Russia, Star Wars watch YOU! [19:49] in soviet russia you are wars [19:50] What. [19:50] And my DVD is....set! [19:50] mmm... pizza [19:50] i press A and we have lift off [19:50] -->| DMM (~dmm@c220-239-227-132.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au) has joined #darths [19:50] A? you watching on a 360? [19:50] In Soviet Russia, Star Wars watch YOU! // That's... actually fairly accurate [19:50] yes [19:50] all i have for dvds [19:50] I wish I had a dual-monitor setup for this. *sigh* [19:50] window it [19:51] In Soviet Russia, You make Pawn out of Sidious! [19:51] and not see anything on screen [19:51] Yeah, I'm already windowing it. [19:51] that's a great idea; goes to find second monitor [19:51] <+andrewshellshear> 10 Minutes! [19:51] <3 dual-monitor [19:51] beer #3 whoohoo [19:51] don't you guys have tvs? [19:51] i have an extra monitor,, here ya go its yours [19:51] just wish I had it in higher quality >_> [19:51] me too, it's called a TV [19:51] Thanks; here's some chapstick in return. [19:51] who owns dvd players? [19:51] i'm gonna watch it on one computer while I chat on this one [19:51] Netbook + Desktop > Dual monitor imo [19:51] Mmmm...Rasberry.. [19:51] NICE MY CHAPSTICK! [19:51] I do... [19:51] My computer has one? [19:51] me, although I bought it for the VCR [19:51] PS2 as well [19:51] as does mine [19:51] my tv has a VHS player [19:51] I'm watching on my housemate's Big Screen TV [19:51] and a PS2 [19:52] what's a vcr? [19:52] yeah i'm about to switch to [19:52] to my netbook... [19:52] what i got [19:52] RossC, so did mine, but it's on its last legs [19:52] I have a dvd player too, but i use it as a paper weight [19:52] There is only ONE man who would DARE give me the raspberry. [19:52] But I also have to be careful not to put the volume up too loud [19:52] LONE STAR! [19:52] not entirely sure, but me and some friends found an entire stash of VCR's the other day [19:52] LONESTAR [19:52] although I can't get the new one to record [19:52] <+Shishberg> anaraug has cloned himself... quite an achievement [19:52] i've had this tv for almost 20 years, if it dies i might go with out a tv [19:52] anyway [19:52] I have Episode II on VCR [19:52] but not I and III [19:52] I have the original trilogy on VHS [19:52] Attack of the Anaraugs [19:52] me too _p [19:52] it happens! [19:53] does it? [19:53] and - get ready for this guys- on LASERDISC [19:53] I'm pretty sure III didn't come out on VHS [19:53] <@DMM> ok, we're back from pizza and setting up for the movie [19:53] i have orig on vhs right next to my orig trilogy on DVD [19:53] me three, kyoro [19:53] last VHS I got was Return of the King [19:53] my dog just came from upstairs to watch the movie [19:53] ready :) [19:53] A VCR is a primitive idol that the old ones would attempt to supplicate in order to watch a movie. Sometimes, the offering was rewarded with the desired film. Sometimes the offering was chewed up and spat out in a petulant manner not unlike that of a testy baby. [19:53] I never got the chance to play those [19:53] Here in the UK, I have arrived at the office and the film is cued... [19:53] Wanna buy the Brooklyn Bridge? [19:53] and also a Japanese laserdisc of ep V [19:54] <@DMM> 6 minutes to movie time! [19:54] yes, I have TWO COPIES of the same movie on LASERDISC [19:54] Cthulhu made offerings to a VCR? [19:54] sweet [19:54] wait [19:54] And now I'm wishing we had previews to watch... :( [19:54] lol [19:54] He is an Old One, yes? [19:54] <@DMM> anyone who hasn't, please check http://www.darthsanddroids.net/irc.html for notes on movie timing [19:54] Puppeteen, the VCR made offerings to Cthulhu. [19:54] we can make up our own [19:54] previews would be nice [19:54] THIS SUMMER [19:54] Narwhals Narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, cause they are so awesome! [19:54] In Soviet Russia. [19:55] Tron Legacy [19:55] IN A WORLD [19:55] i have mine paused at a long time ago [19:55] OK, good, this is PAL... [19:55] ONE MAN, ONE DESIRE [19:55] Phaaze, perhaps one could get some youtube videos... [19:55] coming to theater [19:55] excellent! [19:55] <+Shishberg> ooo Andoru has chocolate [19:55] rates PG-13! [19:55] <+andrewshellshear> We've got the DVD open [19:55] I need to get my pretzels [19:55] ..I actually have the perfect one [19:55] IN A WORLD [19:55] Also. [19:55] but I think it's too late for it [19:55] i want to nom on something [19:55] This summer...Soviet Russia...COMES TO YOU! [19:55] <+andrewshellshear> Who, oh who, is sitting in the seat looking at the hologram? [19:55] Did we decide on the drinking game rules? [19:55] <+andrewshellshear> WHO? [19:56] i like everytime mace windu is samuel jackson [19:56] Oh Sithspawn. [19:56] When is he not Samuel L. Jackson? [19:56] exactally [19:56] ehr.. [19:56] every time we hear force? [19:56] <@DMM> 4 minutes to movie [19:56] I am SICK and TIRED of these superblasted SITH in this superblasted SENATE! [19:57] Drinking game? [19:57] <@DMM> start your movies and pause as soon as "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away" appears [19:57] I say a quake deathmatch instead of a drink, but that's just me. Also, I have no booze [19:57] Alright, turning the movie on [19:57] Hmm. Mace Windu versus Jules Winnfield. [19:57] On it [19:57] got it covered [19:57] done! all queued up [19:57] I did. Now I see the TV manufacturer's logo [19:57] I should probably go back and reset it [19:57] Ezekiel 25:17. [19:57] How can ye have yer puddin' when ye ha'n't eaten yer meat? [19:58] whats that a reference to? [19:58] * Firedrake resets play speed of his 140-minute version to run 4% faster than standard because he's like that. [19:58] all ready! [19:58] * marienz hopes his headphones keep working for most of the movie [19:58] I don't know the exact quote, but I'm pretty sure it's from The Wall. [19:58] everyone's been to the bathroom right? We aren't going to stop for you. :-D [19:58] oh noes!!!! [19:58] i need doritos!!!! [19:58] That might make it extra hilarious [19:58] <+andrewshellshear> We're now queued up at "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..." [19:58] two mins [19:58] <+andrewshellshear> paused. [19:58] I just ate an entire pizza in my haste to get ready :o [19:59] :o [19:59] only about a semitone [19:59] ah 20th century fox [19:59] that's breakfast taken care of :) [19:59] so outdated :P [19:59] <+andrewshellshear> Remember we're pausing after 15 minutes [19:59] * ChocoJon is ready [19:59] ok [19:59] gots it [19:59] ready [19:59] lets roll [19:59] I wonder why there are four dots instead of three after 'a galaxy far, far away' [19:59] i'm ready [19:59] A very previous century fox... [19:59] extra pause [19:59] misskitty, it's technically correct - the ellipsis is followed by a full stop. [19:59] cued [19:59] Ahm READY! Ahm READY! [19:59] it the period for the ellipse [19:59] The pause is extra dramatic [20:00] I'm paused at "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away", but it's just staring at me now. [20:00] gentlemen, start your engines! [20:00] ready... [20:00] <@DMM> okay, is eveyone ready? [20:00] Why? It's not an independent clause. [20:00] yep [20:00] Ready when ever you guys are [20:00] yup [20:00] yes [20:00] we just all said so [20:00] Y! [20:00] I AM READY, I AM READY [20:00] yes! [20:00] yup [20:00] <@DMM> I'll do a countdown [20:00] y [20:00] we gunna get a countdown? [20:00] Yeeeeup. [20:00] maybe [20:00] yep [20:00] yep [20:00] y [20:00] I'm ready, Sir Launcelot! [20:00] y [20:00] <@DMM> okay [20:00] <@DMM> 10 [20:00] no [20:00] <@DMM> 9 [20:00] * kyorosuke cracks a soda [20:00] <@DMM> 8 [20:00] <@DMM> 7 [20:00] <@DMM> 6 [20:00] this is Ep2 right? [20:00] yes [20:00] <@DMM> 5 [20:00] <@DMM> 4 [20:00] :) [20:00] ahaha [20:00] <@DMM> 3 [20:00] epic [20:00] <@DMM> 2 [20:00] <@DMM> 1 [20:00] <@DMM> GO [20:00] awesomeness [20:00] YAY! [20:00] <+Shishberg> DUUUUN [20:00] <+Shishberg> DADADUUUN [20:00] woooo!!! [20:00] DUH DUN DUN DUH [20:00] * ChocoJon is happy! [20:00] <@DMM> wooo!!!! music rocks [20:00] don't get hit by the logo [20:00] aww, you're ahead a whole second :( [20:00] :D [20:00] IM A SECOND BEHIND!!!! [20:00] yes it does [20:00] WAR! [20:00] <+Shishberg> dadadum dum du dum du d dumdum [20:00] HUZZAH! [20:01] WAR! [20:01] 20th Century FOX [20:01] Star Wars music - always awesome, all the time :) [20:01] War! [20:01] duh duh dududud duh [20:01] best way to open a sentence ever [20:01] o.0 forgot I had the fullscreen version [20:01] For once I hate full screen lol [20:01] super loud tv or normal? QUICK!!!! [20:01] and yes, good music. [20:01] I like how they finally had a "Revenge of the..." title [20:01] lol [20:01] <+andrewshellshear> Crumbling republic? Try duct tape! [20:01] yeah lol [20:01] Count Dookû [20:01] This is the first time in months I've heard that music and seen those opening titles without it being the Lego video game. [20:01] "a stunning move" clap clap [20:01] damn you Star Trek [20:01] <+Shishberg> "Evil is everywhere". SPOILER [20:01] "Fiendish droid leader"? Carbon chauvinists! [20:01] duct tape fixes everything [20:01] After the big tease that was RotJ [20:01] did you guys know that Utupau was in the original script for A new hope? [20:01] I hear duct tape works like the force [20:01] "Heroes on both sides" 'cos the kids like that moral grey stuff don't they? [20:01] two cheddar monks save puppeteen [20:01] If you can read this, you don't need glasses. [20:01] captive chancellor? Those things that hang from the ceiling? [20:01] why is dooku french? isn't this in space? [20:02] details [20:02] "Two" cheddars? I thought the other guys came in twos? [20:02] Space French [20:02] The Chancellor has been kidnapped by Droids! Are you a bad enough Jedi to rescue him? [20:02] why was this space battle so lame in the end [20:02] space french. like in eve [20:02] BIG SHIP! [20:02] <+Shishberg> Crop circles... cool [20:02] Nice sunlight on the ship, have to say [20:02] ohhhh space french [20:02] I know, right? Who let French people into space? [20:02] lens flare! [20:02] <@DMM> oooh... space dreadnaughts bristling with atomic missiles [20:02] I'M FOCUSING ON CHAT NOT MOVIE!!!!! [20:02] Do you remember any heroes on the other side? [20:02] Music cue for Luke's theme? In a battle? [20:02] Grievous? [20:02] (why are they rolling like that) [20:02] PEW PEW PEW [20:02] <@DMM> this opening sequence is basically CGI porn for 3 minutes [20:02] cruising on the flyby [20:02] I can't get over the fact that this is Anakin and Obi-Wan's last mission together as friends. [20:02] ZAPPY! [20:02] I like to think in that ship there's a flight controller who just spilled his coffee when they flew past [20:02] they're rolling to get better visuals on the surroundings [20:03] <+Shishberg> Luckily anyone who hasn't seen the movie will be able to reconstruct it frame by frame from this chat log. [20:03] misskitty, eight seven two return to your assigned flight route... [20:03] DAMN PIRATES FORGOT THE GUN SOUNNDS!!!!!!!!! [20:03] that or to try to avoid space sickness [20:03] haha, "woops!" [20:03] Shishberg, hahahahahaha [20:03] A SINK! [20:03] Space is noisy. [20:03] Super laser is super! [20:03] it's PETE! [20:03] there's so little point to all this, I don't even know why they're taking the route they're taking [20:03] not if you have a pirate for a friend [20:03] that debris was a sink, fyi [20:03] PETE [20:03] Annie! [20:03] and ben [20:03] and Ben! [20:03] VULTURE DROIDS [20:03] they fessed up in the special features [20:03] and many NPCs [20:03] The tie fighter style cockpit is nice, but why the off-centre droid? [20:03] It's not space, it's.... greater upper atmospheric accoustic transmission. ;) [20:03] Was that "Oddball"? [20:03] <+Shishberg> Spoiler: THAT'S DIB FOUNDWAY [20:03] why do the droids make noises like that? [20:03] and how, in outer space? [20:03] <@DMM> is nice graphics [20:03] I have those toys [20:03] sadly [20:03] for the fun of it [20:04] Let's go blow stuff up! [20:04] it's the upper atmosphere, not space [20:04] <@DMM> stupid Anakin line! Drink! [20:04] PEW PEW PEW is acoustic transmission? [20:04] My word, that's probably the most realistic spacefighter hangarage we will ever see in a star wars film [20:04] their headsets look so doofy [20:04] Anakin stole that line from Han! [20:04] DMM: err, you're not seriously suggesting that [20:04] like the headbands cher wore [20:04] Anakin's first diabolical lie of the movie [20:04] tell me you're not [20:04] all i have to hand is whisky [20:04] I CAN'T SHAKE EM [20:04] "Yes, minions, die in your dozens to help our plan." [20:04] BOOM [20:04] it's ok they're just clones [20:04] Firedrake: well called [20:04] all fighters come with speakers that play back what it would sound like IF sound travelled in space [20:04] OMG HAX! HOMING MISSILES! [20:04] <+Shishberg> Do Anakin & Obi-Wan really need to narrate the fight? [20:04] I feel sorry for the children of today. "Asterisk-wing" just lacks cool-effect. ;) [20:04] "We ARE the good guys, right?" [20:04] NOT PETE [20:04] are the ships droids? or piloted by droids? [20:05] was mentioned in the novelization of a new hope [20:05] trim my beard, R4 [20:05] Homing missiles with infinite delta-V... [20:05] Right, and this planet has vast hydroponic underground mushroom gardens. [20:05] the speaker thing [20:05] that doesn't look like reverse to me [20:05] *why* did that work [20:05] SPINNING [20:05] I wonder why the first two missiles were explosives, but the next two were full of buzz droids..... [20:05] ALWAYS WORKS [20:05] i just felt queasy [20:05] Counter hax! [20:05] This battle would be awesome if Anakin and Obi-Wan didn't keep getting in the way of seeing it [20:05] DRAMA [20:05] <+andrewshellshear> Thank goodness for nonlethal droids! [20:05] TENSION [20:05] why even make missiles that fill with buzz droids?! [20:05] Well, it's a good trick. [20:05] <+Shishberg> Why do droids designed to work only in space TALK? [20:05] OH NO R4! [20:05] <@DMM> those buzz droids sound a bit wacky [20:05] *why* aren't those droids explosives [20:05] 'oh dear' [20:05] Headshot! [20:06] R4!!!!!!! [20:06] very english [20:06] "It makes so much more sense to slow down and rendezvous with the enemy ships than to slam into them with lots and lots of kinetic energy because..." [20:06] Attempted teamkilling [20:06] lol obi-wan is turning into c3p0 [20:06] I mean, if they'd had that mass of explosives instead of annoyance he'd be toast [20:06] <+Shishberg> That one was. [20:06] IN THE NAME OF [20:06] In the name of ... [20:06] I can't remember the last time I watched this on dvd, i usually catch it on spike [20:06] <+andrewshellshear> Suggestive lines in star wars #443 [20:06] <+andrewshellshear> "They're all over me" [20:06] <@DMM> very noble of Obi-Wan [20:06] heh [20:06] maybe the buzz droids can be reused and that makes them better for the mass? [20:06] R2D2 VS BUZZ DROID! [20:06] haha [20:06] You have to admire the level of diabolical overcomplication in buzz-droids. It's like Axe Cop, only Star Warsy. [20:06] <@DMM> Pete!!!! [20:06] Space Taser! [20:06] so, total Jedi telekinesis-fail here [20:06] PETE TO THE RESCUE [20:06] anaraugg: how are they going to get from one fighter to the next (barring stupid moves like this one)? [20:06] i always assumed all droids were reusable [20:06] "You're gonna get us both killed!" "well, that's the idea" [20:06] <+AndrewDnD> 18 [20:07] use those skill points [20:07] <+andrewshellshear> Boiiing! [20:07] Pete has no time for this sith... [20:07] <@DMM> nice boing sond effect [20:07] This passes for drama -.- [20:07] And it gets sucked away by the slip stream [20:07] hey DMM, you'll notify when you pause at the 15 minute mark right? [20:07] ...what pushed the dead droid off the wing? [20:07] called shot [20:07] I mean, where would the dramatic tension be if the just Force Pushed the droids off? [20:07] 20! [20:07] why would hitting the eye kill it [20:07] no, I just felt like crashing into the shields [20:07] ah yes [20:07] Phaaze, carbon chauvinist! AIs are people too. [20:07] <+andrewshellshear> Me too, Ben! [20:07] <+andrewshellshear> Me too [20:07] they built in a weak point? [20:07] misskitty, upper atmosphere. still air [20:07] good old shield generators [20:07] Cower before the mighty Astromech that is Pete! [20:07] <@DMM> yes, we'll notify in advance when the pause is about to happen [20:07] outside the shield [20:07] <+AndrewDnD> trope? [20:07] wouldn't the droid know it? [20:07] why did he just flip? [20:07] <+AndrewDnD> luckily there's air in there [20:07] <+andrewshellshear> Roger roger! [20:07] And there's the obligatory "I have a bad feeling..." [20:07] I never said they werent firedrake [20:07] BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS! [20:07] LIGHTSABERS! EVERYONE TAKE A SHOT! [20:07] they gave the droids wussy voices :o [20:07] Kinetic energy, momentum, a Jedi cares not for these things. [20:07] <+Shishberg> Why does a ship with shields have the shield generator vulnerable outside the shield? [20:07] but they have to prove to me that they can think outside the box first [20:08] <+AndrewDnD> eeerrrreeerreer [20:08] <@DMM> droid sighs... [20:08] Everyone knows droids work best in atmosphere [20:08] it's those shields pete made remember [20:08] Nobody shoot the droid! he might be a friend! [20:08] cause they were expecting an attack from inside? [20:08] With all that wonderful flammable corrosive oxygen [20:08] <+AndrewDnD> i cast detect traps [20:08] didnt R2's posture there look more than a little suggestive? [20:08] <@DMM> why didn't they land where Palpatine is? [20:08] IT'S A TRAP [20:08] <+Shishberg> Ewan McGregor's facial expressions: Best Acting In Star Wars Prequels. [20:08] Why do the droids groan as they fall over? [20:08] ohwaitnoackbar [20:08] "We're Thirties-era characters. The best way round a trap is STRAIGHT THROUGH." [20:08] IT'S A TRAP [20:08] DMM: *can* they land there? [20:08] dammit Medigo [20:08] IT'S A TRAP! [20:08] How can it be a trap? No Ackbar 'til Empire! [20:08] exactly lol [20:08] <+andrewshellshear> What the hell is that accent? [20:08] AH GOD [20:08] Not without killing Palpatine, I'm guessing [20:08] coughing [20:08] <@DMM> advanced combat droids! [20:08] it's always a trap [20:08] I forgot his accent [20:08] Why would anyone build a supervisor robot with a head like that? [20:09] I bet he regrets those five packs a day now [20:09] Bebop from TMNT [20:09] the elevator [20:09] sally would be good grievous [20:09] does he really need a cape? [20:09] yes. [20:09] <@DMM> why don't the droids just fire? [20:09] Yes. [20:09] remember when those were cool? [20:09] anyone notice how impossible this scene is? [20:09] *how* did they not see them [20:09] They looked so cool until they spoke [20:09] I prefer cloaks myself [20:09] attack! [20:09] <@DMM> WHY would any of them press the stop button?? [20:09] Those droids have not learned from Episode I [20:09] EVERY problem can be solved by a laser sword [20:09] where they hell did they come from, the back door? [20:09] or Summon Bigger Fish [20:09] HAHA [20:09] Aren't they supposed to be centrally-controlled? [20:09] <+andrewshellshear> Force jump! [20:09] <+AndrewDnD> Monkey! [20:09] (Munchkin's Guide to Powergaming, the laser sword is your skill list) [20:09] Dungeon bypass [20:09] yes, cut through the ceiling, brilliant [20:09] Doesn't R2 have an internal communicator? [20:10] I liked the Super battle droids better when they didn't talk [20:10] me too [20:10] Darth_Raxim, the plot wouldn't allow it... [20:10] Once again, Pete tries to kill ben [20:10] <@DMM> Pete being a bastard there [20:10] they had enough personality in Epiosde II [20:10] at least the droidekas don't talk [20:10] His hands ARE up! [20:10] Darth_Raxim: not when it's "funny" for him to not have one! [20:10] He has an internal communicator NOW. ;) [20:10] <+andrewshellshear> Wacky comic relief, Pete! [20:10] Right [20:10] <+AndrewDnD> pete's first combat situation [20:10] <+andrewshellshear> Heads! [20:10] yes cause I can get my hands up higher [20:10] It's almost as if droids have personality [20:10] Shut up, ben! [20:10] EW! [20:10] haha, you almost killed them R2 [20:10] WHAT EYES [20:10] <@DMM> countdown to rockets.... [20:10] you jokester [20:11] and pete sets them on fire [20:11] I can't comment on that without breaking the PG rule [20:11] R2 is more than ever the comic relief guy [20:11] disgraceful [20:11] ... yeah, that is totally a Pete move. [20:11] and I notice out of synchage [20:11] sure would be handy if they could sense where their padawan is [20:11] Nice work on the flames :D [20:11] SO close to chopping off annie's head [20:11] lolrockets [20:11] Look, its palpy pretending to be helpless! [20:11] KILL IT WITH FIRE [20:11] always got to sit in a chair [20:11] <@DMM> about 4 minutes to first pause to resynch [20:11] Nice of them to tie him up but let him still use the seat rotate button [20:11] fire is the solution that doesn't involve laser swords [20:11] So, for a kill without using any weapons, HOW much XP is that? [20:11] <+AndrewDnD> that's what she said [20:11] <@DMM> We'll pick a scene and pause as the scene ends, so you have time warning [20:11] Nice. Vaguely gay innuendo. [20:11] it's the best function [20:12] im going blind [20:12] <+andrewshellshear> Aagh, mah legs! [20:12] SITH LORD [20:12] and drink [20:12] DOOKU!!!!! [20:12] his chair is bigger than it has to be [20:12] <+Shishberg> Funny watching this straight after Episode II where Anakin runs in to attack Dooku first... it's *almost* good storytelling. [20:12] poor Reeves [20:12] "It worked so well when I last went up against one. And the time before..." [20:12] CGI Dooku! [20:12] "this time we will do it together" [20:12] He moves quite well for an old guy, doesn't he? [20:12] force jump, he rolled a 56 [20:12] Dracula with a laser sword [20:12] I eat them for breakfast [20:12] <+Shishberg> "my powers have doubled"... to NINE THOUSAAAAND [20:12] 3! [20:12] 18! [20:12] 20! [20:12] Saruman with a laser sword [20:12] over nine thousand [20:12] we hit climax at 15 mins [20:12] Why is it the Sith are the only ones that remember their powers? [20:12] Scaramanga with a laser sword [20:12] 4! [20:12] <@DMM> PAUSE WILL HAPPEN IMMEDIATELEY AFTER DOOKU LOSES HIS HEAD [20:13] <+Shishberg> CG Obi-Wan is CG [20:13] Wow, the falling platform of non crushiness! [20:13] haha [20:13] <@DMM> WHEN HIS HEAD ROLLS, PAUSE [20:13] thanks for spoiling it [20:13] ok [20:13] <+andrewshellshear> Doooookuuuu, chop them in half, idiot! [20:13] Doesn't he do frownie face well! [20:13] ow [20:13] SPOILERS! DAMN YOU DMM! [20:13] I really lost my head back there! Oh, you mean literally [20:13] <@DMM> heh [20:13] A duel between titans. My golden gun against your walther ppk. [20:13] <+AndrewDnD> skywalkair! [20:13] futile shooting is futile [20:13] Well that's Obi-Wan's hip shattered, surely [20:13] weeeeee [20:13] woops, obi-wan broke his pelvis [20:13] didn't that chop his leg half off? [20:13] but for some reason not in star wars universe! [20:13] <@DMM> PAUSE WILL HAPPEN IMMEDIATELEY AFTER DOOKU LOSES HIS HEAD [20:13] where are the railings in this room? [20:13] I'm guessing the DM wasn't intending Dooku to die [20:13] <+Shishberg> "you have hate, you have anger... but you don't use them" - more of that subtle foreshadowing we've come to expect [20:13] We are not this crude skeletal structure. [20:13] no, his chi double broke his pelvis [20:13] lol [20:14] kyorosuke: there are no railings in the star wars universe [20:14] this is one of those spots where an inexplicable infinite chasm would have done dooku good... good thing palp learns [20:14] They need to get OSHA in there. [20:14] haha dooku puppy eyes [20:14] haha [20:14] paused [20:14] <+Shishberg> PAUSE. [20:14] paused [20:14] Venerated Horror Film Icon Christopher Lee says: "whoa, cheque just cleared, out of here." [20:14] <@DMM> ok. we are paused, waiting for everyone else [20:14] :o [20:14] paused [20:14] <+AndrewDnD> everyone should be paused [20:14] hands! [20:14] That's the big argument? "Do it"? [20:14] paused [20:14] he's all hands [20:14] Oh, he's going to feel that one in the morning... [20:14] or no hands, really [20:14] love the red blue combo [20:14] How much EXP? [20:14] novel was better I hear [20:14] Paused. [20:14] lol Tink [20:14] I'm still seeing anakin, rather than the bouncing head though [20:14] i am paused [20:14] <@DMM> we'll wait a minute or two to make sure everyone is up to the same point [20:14] that's no way to get ahead in life [20:14] im paused [20:14] Paused, I mean. [20:14] paused [20:14] paused [20:14] and paused. [20:14] paused [20:14] paused [20:14] paused [20:14] Beetle-bob NTSC has caught up. [20:14] Dooku's on the ground [20:14] "I shouldn't" "Do it." "Well, when you put it that way..." [20:14] second too late or so, but still. [20:15] <+Shishberg> Anyone know the total number of hands lost in Star Wars? [20:15] paused [20:15] paused, also [20:15] <+Shishberg> Must be in the dozens. [20:15] anyway, like I was saying I predict Dooku's death being unexpected and the DM needing to make Grievous important on the spot [20:15] a lot [20:15] If you want to do it anyways, having the NPC go "Do it" would be enough for me [20:15] heh [20:15] I predict that too [20:15] <@DMM> we're eating chocolate [20:15] Do it. Do it do it. [20:15] Is that the Emperor-chair from film 6, or does it just look very like it? [20:15] seriously, how long is his moral crisis, a half of a second? [20:15] ala Jango Fett's sudden death but even worse [20:15] i paused a sec or two after he slices, right when his body is visible again [20:15] mmm... chocolate [20:15] emporer nike: Just do it [20:15] No, I think it's just a similar chair [20:15] :D [20:15] and paused [20:15] Im getting a lollipop. Who wants one? [20:15] i'm still looking at annie [20:15] So how much loot did we get from dooku's body? [20:15] Oh! Are you eating chocolate...DICE? [20:15] * Revenant wants one! [20:15] kyorosuke: well, it was a combat situation, they still have to get out of here [20:15] Pickled_Tink: me, please [20:15] Now he can practice his dual-wielding skills [20:16] if you think this scene is awkward just wait for the next bit [20:16] <@DMM> we're now discussing secret plot stuff for the comic:-) [20:16] huh, I am 30 seconds behind 15 minutes [20:16] why doesn't annie keep using the red laser sword? [20:16] oooo [20:16] hmm...secret plot stuff huh... [20:16] He's got to have a few points from the end of the last big battle [20:16] <+AndrewDnD> next time we will advertise exactly what snacks we are eating so everyone can join in [20:16] Those curved grips are pretty weird if you're used to a straight one [20:16] I'm guessing that Palpatine is like "don't kill him" but Annie goes like "lolz" [20:16] true, but that just makes him seem like he's posturing [20:16] Has anyone considered the possibility that Annie may temporarily leave and Jim takes over Anakin? [20:16] and at least a rank in dual wielding [20:16] <@DMM> yeah it's about a 30 second difference between PAL and NTSC at this point [20:16] I wonder what happened to Dooku's lightsaber. [20:16] odd [20:16] It's a sweet sabre [20:16] a dueling sabre, IIRC [20:16] "I don't wanna do it" "Yeah you do" "Oh, you're right!" and then headzo [20:16] I wonder what happens to Qui-Gon's lightsaber come to think of it. [20:16] <+Shishberg> curvy [20:16] everyone still pausing? [20:16] the other characters arent active enough yet [20:16] only sith use red! [20:16] No, I think Annie is discovering her inner munchkin. [20:16] yep [20:16] Anakin needed proficiency with exotic weapons to use it properly [20:16] yep [20:16] I like Dooku's saber too. [20:16] doesn't that fall in the chasm? [20:16] still paused [20:17] nope that's obi wan's [20:17] <+AndrewDnD> we will count down... [20:17] Hmm [20:17] woo [20:17] <@DMM> some of us here have seen Dooku's lightsabre, at the Star Wars Myth Meets Magic museum exhibition [20:17] huzzah count down [20:17] it's also cool the way it's specially designed for a certain style of saber combat [20:17] is Obi-Wan using Jim's then? [20:17] <+Shishberg> apparently (extended universe-ish canon) Sith lightsabers are usually made from synthetic crystals. which are red. [20:17] it's real nicer [20:17] i meet who? [20:17] It's not a dueling saber, Dooku just took the Jedi Council too literally when they told him to get bent. [20:17] <@DMM> okay, COUNTDOWN TO RESTART SOON [20:17] Aww [20:17] then what happened to qui-gon's? [20:17] i was about to say that Shishberg but didn't want to get the facts wrong [20:17] Yeah they mostly grew crystals. [20:17] Okay, seriously, cuz now it's starting to bug me... [20:17] this is the last good bit until the end of the movie! [20:17] did he put it in a display case in his hut or something? [20:17] Isn't that where the yellow ones come from too? [20:17] "Heroes on both sides"? [20:17] let us savour it a bit! [20:18] ? [20:18] Red is just the easiest [20:18] Purple! [20:18] Plus, c'mon, red is cool [20:18] I prefer a cyan and viridian combo myself [20:18] I like Blue [20:18] rock em sock em robots, right? [20:18] maybe those droids that pete set on fire were hereos? [20:18] For a while sith used swords instead of lightsabers because it was more painful and drew more blood from the victim [20:18] even if it's standard [20:18] Red wunz go fasta [20:18] everyone knew the red one was evil [20:18] Yeah, why did nobody do a mixture? [20:18] Crimson! It's like red, but not! [20:18] <@DMM> RESTART COUNTDOWN 10 SECONDS [20:18] <@DMM> 9 [20:18] <@DMM> 8 [20:18] BLOOD SABRE [20:18] <@DMM> 7 [20:18] <+andrewshellshear> ironically, those droids were in charge of health & safety [20:18] <@DMM> 6 [20:18] Did you know that in team games, the red team wins more often? [20:18] <@DMM> 5 [20:18] <@DMM> 4 [20:18] I don't know if that would apply to lightsabers though kitty [20:18] Jedi: Colour coding their lightsabers for your convenience [20:18] <@DMM> 3 [20:18] <@DMM> 2 [20:18] Statistically true [20:18] They got new lightsabers from the Jedi in the arena fight, so Qui-gon's is missing somewhere [20:18] <@DMM> 1 [20:18] They have had two movies plus two completely separate animated series on the Clone Wars. Have we *ever* seen a hero on the Separatist side? [20:18] <@DMM> GO [20:19] ahm.... [20:19] Teresa, Grievous is too stupid to be a hero. [20:19] he has quite the headache now [20:19] lightsabers do get cool sound effects. [20:19] <@DMM> Oh Palpatine you smooothy [20:19] you chopped his head off wonderfully [20:19] FAKE CONFLICT [20:19] unhanded prisoner [20:19] "You'll never get ahead in life." [20:19] ARM = HEAD [20:19] <+Shishberg> Anakin Is Conflicted. [20:19] HA! THEY SAID REVENGE [20:19] "Don't talk about my mother!" [20:19] I'm picturing the DM being furious through Palpatine [20:19] IT'S FAIR [20:19] yes, his head for my arm [20:19] Grievous is a pretty sad tale of a character if you read his backstory [20:19] this is how palpatine flirts [20:19] I always thought it would've been cool had Dooku willingly let Anakin kill him for the good of the Sith [20:19] "We must leave." "Yes, let's HEAD OFF" [20:19] <@DMM> yeah, leave Obi-Wan... [20:19] dooku didn't know [20:19] <@DMM> Revenant: LOL [20:19] <+AndrewDnD> lol [20:19] he wanted his own army [20:19] prepare for attack *now*? [20:20] <@DMM> we might have to use that pun [20:20] You're just NOW preparing for attack? [20:20] Wow [20:20] what have they been doing up there? [20:20] :D [20:20] And a cannonball hits the gundeck [20:20] aliens sound sillier than Grievous [20:20] there's that scream [20:20] <+andrewshellshear> Yarr! [20:20] there's the wilhelm [20:20] Wilhelm [20:20] more dead clones [20:20] <+Shishberg> Invisible Hand Is Clearly Not Invisible [20:20] <+AndrewDnD> INVISIBLE HAND!!! [20:20] <@DMM> this ship is LISTING??!! [20:20] they should invest in stairs [20:20] BOOM! [20:20] that has been in nearly every single star wars movie and other [20:20] oh that whacky Gravity [20:20] And here a damaged spaceship capsizes, as seen in Starship Troopers [20:20] Heroic music is heroic! [20:20] this ship looks like a radish [20:20] You'd think they would tell the clones NOT to fire on grievous's flagship, what, with there benig jedi and the CHANCELLOR on it and all. [20:20] Artificial gravity tipped? [20:20] does this mean the ship isn't actually in orbit, but has been hovering on antigrav up until now? [20:20] They don't KNOW that Palpatine is on the ship [20:20] <+andrewshellshear> I'm king of the world! [20:20] marienz, must be, like the one in Aliens [20:20] I just don't understand this at all [20:20] bad communications, I guess [20:20] it's a confusing battle [20:21] science be damned yes [20:21] Yeah they did? [20:21] MAGNETIZE [20:21] <+Shishberg> Pete lands in a soft pile of METAL DROID BITS. [20:21] roll for damage [20:21] Why is R2 not using his rockets now? [20:21] <@DMM> sliiiiide [20:21] <+andrewshellshear> Fire those engines - directly into the ship! [20:21] "We have emergency booster engines... and they're BIGGER THAN OUR MAIN ENGINES" [20:21] and *why* did the commander have to tell them to fire those? [20:21] And BE DRAMATIC ABOUT IT! [20:21] did they forget they have them? [20:21] ay-mare-gensee boostare engines [20:21] Hang on, why do the boosters point backwards? What are they meant to be boosting? [20:21] <@DMM> Another stupid Anakin line, Drink! [20:21] I don't know! [20:21] <+AndrewDnD> cuddles [20:21] MY SPINE [20:21] yay obi wan wakes up [20:21] lovely pose [20:21] hold me, annie [20:21] * anaraugg drinks [20:21] JUMP [20:21] that wasn't jumping [20:21] that was dropping [20:21] they're supposed to be boosting the ship backwards [20:21] If a Jedi accelerates at 9.81m/s/s while the elevator is moving at... [20:21] there's a difference [20:21] batman atck!!! [20:21] <+Shishberg> Well if it was an emergency wouldn't you want them to be bigger? [20:21] falling, jumping, it's all gravity [20:22] <+AndrewDnD> you take 10 damage from the sudden decleration [20:22] "flyable" ? [20:22] <@DMM> Grievous.... why does he wheeze?? [20:22] I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR [20:22] jumpable? [20:22] dislocate shoulder [20:22] falling, jumping.. either way it's the landing that gets you [20:22] <+Shishberg> Obi-Wan: No. Clearly not. [20:22] he's a cyborg not robot [20:22] <+andrewshellshear> That's right, Anakin... you're not! [20:22] Because he's a poorly assembled cyborg [20:22] Session break for when someone was away - "we're smarter than this!" [20:22] asbestosis [20:22] oh you couldn't have done that before? [20:22] DMM: I vaguely recall there being an in-universe reason for the wheezing [20:22] now why don't they cut a hole in the floor [20:22] <@DMM> Uh oh, they're waiting for Pete to rescue them [20:22] "Now I've got to introduce the players to the BBEG aaaaallll over again" [20:22] a weird one, but still [20:22] i agree with annie, they aren't smart [20:22] Patience? [20:22] Grievous is apparently a cyborg [20:22] patience [20:22] release the raisins? [20:22] What was the point of that line, other than pointing out how dumb the movie has been so far? [20:22] also, convenient for them to have those shields there [20:22] He wheezes because Mace Windu crushed his throat on Coruscant [20:22] Didn't Mace Windu do something to his lungs? [20:22] Yeah. [20:22] Presumably he smoked too much and lost limbs due to poor circulation [20:22] <+Shishberg> marienz: Mace Windu crushed his lungs [20:22] OH GOD THEY TALKED [20:22] DROIDEKAS NOOOO [20:22] <+Shishberg> yep beat me to it Puppeteen [20:23] with force crush [20:23] hellfire droids [20:23] wasn't there another explanation that contradicted that one? [20:23] We've got them caught. Bring them to the most sensitive place on the whole ship! [20:23] nooooooo [20:23] Mace tried to stop him from kidnapping palpatine and he crushed his throat, but grievous got away [20:23] <@DMM> later though Grievous goes into space... so it's not like he's breathing [20:23] general kenobi [20:23] Asthmatic kids can't grow up to be cowardly killer cyborg maniacs? [20:23] <+andrewshellshear> Chop their heads off! [20:23] <+andrewshellshear> Do it now! [20:23] The Negotiator is Mace Windu [20:23] Let's see you negotiate your way out of THIS ONE, Kenobi! [20:23] silly Grievous [20:23] wait for them to claim this has been their plan all along! [20:23] Why do combat droids have manners? [20:23] Thank you? [20:23] <+Shishberg> Grievous needs his Bond Villain moment, people. [20:23] i'm gonna keep talking to MURDEROUS JEDI!!!!! [20:23] spike could smoke without breathing, so [20:23] it makes *no* *sense* [20:23] shorter? [20:23] hahaha, shorter! [20:23] spike from buffy? [20:23] that's the best come back you can come up with? [20:23] Ah, that's where Dooku's saber goes [20:23] Collection of one? [20:23] Damn [20:23] R2 is now a flashbang grenade... [20:23] well he was friggin tall in the cartoon [20:23] pete spasm [20:24] my collection of my one saber [20:24] Combat droids have manners because they deal chiefly with other combat droids, and if nobody had any manners there would soon be no combat droids. ;) [20:24] <@DMM> this is a bit of a lame fight [20:24] <+andrewshellshear> Too late now, chump! [20:24] cool alarm noise [20:24] lol pete spasm [20:24] <@DMM> Force pikes [20:24] poor droids [20:24] these guys look like phfor, anaraug [20:24] Plasma pikes! [20:24] You're expendable! I'm not! [20:24] with their staffs [20:24] where's grievous going? [20:24] electricity blocks focused lasers [20:24] bzzzzzz [20:24] Grievous is running to fight another day. [20:24] Because he's smart! [20:24] Yes, that's it! One on one battle! Gogo Mook chivalty! [20:24] <+AndrewDnD> no music? [20:24] again, robots with capes [20:24] <+AndrewDnD> spontaneous lack of structural integrity [20:24] unless they are plasma, then they are electricity [20:24] i read that the force pikes used by the magna guards were made with alloy resistant to a saber, but it wasn't cortosis. [20:24] <@DMM> here we go.. Grievous goes into vacuum [20:24] Glass window is glass [20:25] He's a cyborg. He can do that kind of thing [20:25] his cape was flapping... [20:25] "Grievous, you're shorter than I expected." Didn't Anakin meet grievous many times over the course of the Clone Wars series? [20:25] continues coughing... in vacuum [20:25] we don't need air or anything [20:25] <@DMM> Why make a spaceship window that breakable?? [20:25] Vacuum resistance [20:25] <+Shishberg> Wonder whether he still wheezes in a vacuum [20:25] Oh no, the ship's being shot out of orbit... again. [20:25] just grab on, it should work! [20:25] yes, but it brings the question of why does he need his lungs [20:25] Shishberg: probably [20:25] Because of the air going out? [20:25] gravity's not that important [20:25] Maybe he just holds his breath [20:25] TIME TO ABANDON SHIP [20:25] wouldn't space crush all the droids? [20:25] how did the jedis get back in an area with air? [20:25] best ytmnd ever [20:25] why would a droid ship have escape pods? [20:25] is that a scene that was cut? [20:25] with the exoskeleton he'd be more resistant to explosive decompression [20:25] <+AndrewDnD> who knows how to land this thing? [20:25] MYTH, there are non droid crew? [20:25] but they lose parts from blunt weapons [20:25] yeah [20:26] Abandon ship! And be sinister about it! [20:26] grievous is going to land on earth, but bump his head and forget that he's supposed to conquer the earth! [20:26] Uncontrolled atmospheric entry is uncontrolled [20:26] meaning joints are weak [20:26] Wow [20:26] but there are far more pods than non droid crew [20:26] this bit is sooooo terrible [20:26] looks like this is a long series of DM's revenge [20:26] <@DMM> Do something, Palpatine!! [20:26] oops [20:26] how are they still alive? [20:26] I can't wait for Ben and Annie to get some time together. Jim and Annie were together most of this campaign [20:26] How many civilian casualties will result from taking a SPACE SHIP into atmo on a planet that's ALL CITY? [20:26] How can they be picking up speed with that amount of air friction? [20:26] the radish has been cut! [20:26] lol what if palpatine died right now [20:26] back up batteries [20:26] I did a better atmospheric entry than this in my Reign of Steel game. Lasers! Missiles! Loss of aerodynamic integrity! [20:26] Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship [20:26] HEAVY [20:26] no more 3 more movies! [20:26] "we're still flying half a ship" but HOW??? [20:26] best line [20:26] misskitty, if they weren't in orbit in the first place maybe...? [20:26] and *now* they enter the atmosphere... what have they been flying through until now? [20:26] How did the Jedi not get sued for dropping that thing? [20:26] Just remember - any landing you can walk away from is a good one! [20:26] space air [20:27] EASY ARTOO [20:27] <+Shishberg> Water Ships Are Ineffective [20:27] they crashed it at a spaceport [20:27] they have brakes and boosters in the HALF A SHIP COMPARTMENT!? [20:27] haha spacejawa...exactly [20:27] look at palpatine in this scene [20:27] hahaha, bit of water is sure to help [20:27] They did get sued. Haven't you heard of Court Order 66? [20:27] he's pooping his pants [20:27] You will be met by the entire police force of Coruscant with a bill for property damage" [20:27] and "too hit" is soooo lame a pun [20:27] <@DMM> and that's what happens if you let children do air traffic control [20:27] poor Palps [20:27] scene from airplane! [20:27] too hot even [20:27] the only one coming in too hot is natalie portman [20:27] <+AndrewDnD> isn't it incredible that they were able to approach the landing strip on exactly the right vector [20:27] Hahaha Pyronymph [20:27] Space bus! [20:27] at least they didn't drag out this part of the landing as much as they could've [20:27] spaceplane! [20:27] hah, they killed the guys in that control tower! [20:27] Marienz I read that story, freakin hilarious [20:27] Falcon! [20:27] oh man... revenant. Who's hosting? [20:28] sucks to be them [20:28] AndrewDnD, that's no landing strip, it's the children's sports field on prize day [20:28] negative xp [20:28] :P [20:28] Those tower guys are nameless - they don't count! [20:28] Darth_Raxim: hmm, which? [20:28] <+Shishberg> "happy landing" huh? too bad for the people in the control tower [20:28] I don't have enough screens! [20:28] they don't even have face time! [20:28] it's ben 15! [20:28] i'm scared! [20:28] happy landing except for the 25 people who died [20:28] about children doing air traffic [20:28] ah [20:28] "This whole operation was your idea", yeah, I've had games like that. [20:28] watch movie, play Quake. Only need two [20:28] Yeah, Annie is definitely better with crowds [20:28] Or NPCs [20:28] haha...arguing about who has to deal with the politicians [20:28] <+AndrewDnD> Na'vi? [20:28] <@DMM> Mace Windu: What just happened? [20:29] I would try to push them off on the other person [20:29] who cleaned up the ship they just crashed? [20:29] haha the book that was like an hour before EP 3 was mentioned [20:29] GRIEVOUS IS NOT A COWARD, ARGH [20:29] (no railings again, obviously) [20:29] "Yay! Jedi like continuing the war!" [20:29] WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON [20:29] <@DMM> Jar Jar!!!! [20:29] They were on Cato Nemodia in that book [20:29] what about those poor bastards? [20:29] I never noticed the miniskirt droids in that scene before [20:29] I think most people would cut and run rather than face Samuel L Jackson [20:29] So you've got to view it from that perspective [20:29] who's fat blue guy!?!?!?!?!?!?!? [20:29] oh man, that fat guy behind palpatine sucks all the seriousness out of this scene [20:29] silly droids again [20:29] one thing i didn't like about this movie, a little too much jar jar [20:29] <+andrewshellshear> Best romance ever! [20:30] Forbidden love is forbidden! [20:30] Cato Nemodia? [20:30] 3po needs a tune up [20:30] oh noooooooooooo [20:30] <@DMM> PAUSE AT END OF KISSY SCENE [20:30] it's a planet [20:30] When was that? [20:30] what end? [20:30] I hate sand. It's so sandy. [20:30] <@DMM> PAUSE AS SOON AS IT CUTS AWAY FRAM ANAKIN AND PADME [20:30] ewwww KISSING!!!!!?????? FOR NERD!!!!?????? [20:30] our love is like a lovely river of loving love! [20:30] oh, you mean when Bail lays one on C3PO [20:30] "Do we have to have this bit grandpa?" [20:30] wait that's different [20:30] LEIA HAIR! [20:30] <+Shishberg> Note: Padme has Leia's hairdo [20:30] princess bride FTW [20:30] <+AndrewDnD> OMG! [20:30] I mean, was their adventure on Cato Nemodia ever chronicled? [20:30] there are cameras [20:30] yes [20:30] ANAKIN, I AM PREGNANT [20:30] And, if so, where? [20:30] uh oh [20:30] Labyrinth of Evil [20:30] yeah in a book [20:30] they say everything in sexy throaty tones [20:31] AND BAKURA'S THE FATHER [20:31] jim is pregnant [20:31] even "people say you're dead" [20:31] Jim: "So hey guys, what'd I miss?" [20:31] <@DMM> cute music [20:31] <+AndrewDnD> this is an awkward moment [20:31] oye the birth scene will be akwards [20:31] haha [20:31] Well, that's one deathmatch [20:31] IM PRGGO [20:31] OH SHI- [20:31] arm...welll [20:31] Bun in the oven! [20:31] lol ominous music [20:31] <+AndrewDnD> ok we are paused [20:31] paused [20:31] paused [20:31] paused [20:31] i'm pregant dun dun dun.... [20:31] Okay, how is Jim gonna handle playing pregnancy? [20:31] what a great way to come back [20:31] paused [20:31] n [20:31] LENS FLARE [20:31] Paused. [20:31] IT'S NOT MY KID!!!!! [20:31] "Something wonderful has happened. My head became a TIE fighter." [20:31] I highly doubt Jim is Padme at this point [20:31] Yeah, but I got a LOT of points for "careless with birth control"... [20:31] Is it just me or does Natalie Portman look awful through this whole film? Like they intentionally lit her badly or something [20:31] <@DMM> waiting for everyone to pause for synch [20:31] paused [20:31] lol, look at his face, he's thinking "abortionabortionabortionabortion" [20:32] paused [20:32] paused [20:32] paused [20:32] paused [20:32] paused [20:32] he doesn't seem like someone who would accept being pregnant [20:32] paused [20:32] paused [20:32] paused [20:32] Halted. [20:32] paused of course [20:32] this could well be a GM note he's being forced to read [20:32] really awkward dialog there, obviously. With awkward music in case you miss it otherwise. [20:32] kissing.... [20:32] i paused after fade out, i have a red screen [20:32] Or he missed the start of the session [20:32] reminds me of Tickle-me-Pink [20:32] best crayon ever [20:32] "something wonderful has happened, I'm pregnant! *now* what are we going to do?!" [20:32] pausing. [20:32] tries to abort Padme later [20:32] <@DMM> this will be a fairly short pause, we'll go as soon as everyone's paused [20:32] fake lens flare [20:32] I have a black screen [20:32] yeah, missed start of session, that'd be great [20:32] and yes, this movie is full of lens flare [20:32] why is there a flare in space? [20:32] possible, the pregnancy might be why he changes characters [20:33] as much as Star Trek? [20:33] the camera is there [20:33] I love how they CG lens flares to make it more "realistic" [20:33] probably less [20:33] WOULDN'T THAT GIVE PADME MIDICLHORIANS!? [20:33] I do like those thirties dissolves, though Flash Gordon does it better. [20:33] Jim switches to ... Chewbacca? [20:33] <@DMM> okay, anyone not paused yet? [20:33] yes [20:33] When most movie makers would have done anything to eliminate lens flare entirely [20:33] better than Battlefield Earth dissolves [20:33] I see him as more han solo though [20:33] yeah, the dissolves are actually quite nice [20:33] @RossC - I 'm sure that he'll try to pull that stunt.... [20:33] jim switches to mace windu, then dies again [20:33] next films [20:33] either Mace, Palpatine, or Anakin with Annie switching to someone else [20:34] I'm going Solo. [20:34] I'd like to see annie and jim as anakin and puppeteen from this point on [20:34] lol [20:34] <@DMM> OKAY READY TO START AGAIN IN 20 [20:34] ... [20:34] :P [20:34] ! [20:34] 10 [20:35] <@DMM> RESTARTING IN 10 [20:35] <@DMM> 9 [20:35] <@DMM> 8 [20:35] <@DMM> 7 [20:35] <@DMM> 6 [20:35] 6 [20:35] <@DMM> 5 [20:35] I thought earlier that Sally would definitely be Chewbacca, but that may not work now. [20:35] <@DMM> 4 [20:35] <@DMM> 3 [20:35] <@DMM> 2 [20:35] <@DMM> 1 [20:35] <@DMM> GO [20:35] why not? [20:35] funny looking ship is funny [20:35] Hey, I've got that ship in Lego [20:35] it sure is [20:35] Holy planet, Batman! [20:35] What sort of atmosphere is that meant to fly through? [20:35] She doesn't get to switch characters so quickly. She's Yoda. [20:35] <@DMM> It's the planet whose name I never remember! [20:35] i actually really like this part [20:35] Utapau! [20:35] She's not Yoda in IV -VI [20:35] ship just touched down [20:35] because of obi's mount [20:35] its either utapau or mustafar [20:35] ridiculous landing gear [20:35] utapau [20:35] That landing gear strikes me as a bit silly. [20:36] i can never remember which is which [20:36] I'm talking about III here. [20:36] its utapau [20:36] ok [20:36] ok [20:36] mustafar is the one on fire [20:36] <@DMM> don't worry too much about synch... we're never going to get it perfect [20:36] http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Labyrinth_of_Evil [20:36] that's a fun name to say [20:36] they made him crippled enough? [20:36] utapau [20:36] SI-DEE-US [20:36] probably Chewie's an NPC here [20:36] <+Shishberg> Grievous hacks up a hairball [20:36] that's the book that is right before ep 3 [20:36] you'd think they'd have better holograph technology at some point [20:36] Sally just makes up all the Wookies [20:36] GRAGHAGHGARRA [20:36] kyorosuke, they do, but the DRM degrades the signal. [20:36] Sally makes up the Ewoks. [20:36] <@DMM> That's Palpatine of course [20:36] ohohohho [20:36] them too [20:36] <+Shishberg> "soon I will have a new apprentice" - WHO COULD IT BE [20:36] pedo vibe [20:36] SPOILER! [20:36] DMM, spoiler warning! [20:36] Batman? [20:36] And with more emotional baggage... [20:36] one more younger [20:36] padme [20:37] ewoks=mini-wookies [20:37] <+Shishberg> Oh no the Love Scene of Awful. [20:37] <@DMM> love scene!!! [20:37] he likes em young [20:37] who loves these explanation points? [20:37] 'SOON I WILL HAVE A NEW APPRENTICE... SO WHY DO I STILL NEED YOU?' [20:37] creeeeepy [20:37] talk about geology [20:37] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20:37] <@DMM> Worst dialogue of theentire film in 10... [20:37] <@DMM> 9 [20:37] <@DMM> 8 [20:37] <@DMM> ... [20:37] :P [20:37] disgusting dress she's wearing, seriously [20:37] Hahaha [20:37] baby room bs [20:37] <+Shishberg> AAAAAAAAAGH [20:37] Revenant, This time it has to be a deathmatch [20:37] UGH! [20:37] aahhaha [20:37] DRINK! [20:37] why is there no sand on this planet for us to talk about [20:37] hmm..yeah, this could be where Jim decides to switch to someone else [20:37] She has a medusa, doesn't she? Automatic self-restyling hair, [20:37] god [20:37] love has blinded you [20:37] <@DMM> drain the glass! [20:37] kissy kissy goo goo [20:37] "Only because I was so in love" <-- sure, sure [20:37] I still have nightmares about this scene [20:37] * anaraugg drinks [20:38] it'd be a good place for that [20:38] that's a statement, not a question [20:38] Thanks for this scene, George Lucas. [20:38] * anaraugg drinks more [20:38] "So love has blinded you?" "Sand in my eyes. It's rough and coarse and--" [20:38] ooo... smokey [20:38] <@DMM> of course in D&D this scene will be teh awesome [20:38] this is full of points [20:38] haha, scary birth fantasy [20:38] or this scene [20:38] Good one, Pyro. [20:38] Shirtless! [20:38] Wait, what was her line before that again? "Because we're so in love"? [20:38] DMM: of course it wil [20:38] BAD DREAMS [20:38] <+andrewshellshear> Anakin's dream is about the previous scene [20:38] Classic Hollywood sit-up-from-nightmare! [20:38] Do Jedi shave their chests? [20:38] DMM, I know you're good, but even you can't do the impossible [20:38] And so begins the self-fulfilling prophasy [20:38] wow, he's sweaty [20:38] and of course he sleeps with no shirt [20:38] he's ripped [20:38] <+Shishberg> "oh no you're totally right, I'm just deluding myself. Okay have a nice life, good luck with the twins thing." [20:39] they needed a fanservice scene [20:39] And of course she has a sheet with torso cling and he doesn't [20:39] do you EU guys know if the childrens' novels starting with The Glove of Darth Vader are canon? [20:39] <@DMM> she sleeps in THAT? [20:39] Wait, they don't know it's twins yet [20:39] you missed it [20:39] Luke shaves his chest in V. [20:39] She put that whole thing back on just to get out of bed? [20:39] they've never heard of ultrasound [20:39] NOT ANOTHER SCENE [20:39] pseudo canon [20:39] so the council and senate never see them sharing a room all the time? [20:39] yeah those novels are canon [20:39] Er... she's used to a warmer climate? [20:39] the movies are top canon [20:39] as horrible as they were [20:39] i have them laying around somewhere [20:39] I remember when I gave you this ugly necklace [20:39] RossC: must be using jedi mind obfuscation [20:39] why would she want a reminder of him being an anooying kid? [20:39] then the books [20:39] oh wait [20:39] i remember space whales [20:39] and that's it [20:39] then again, against the jedi council? [20:39] Isn't he supposed to be her bodyguard or something? [20:39] i can't walk home late at night with out all my neighboors seeing me [20:39] "Like the ones I used to have about my mother" woah, okay buddy [20:40] Because he was less annoying as a kid than he is now. [20:40] anything that contradicts between the two, the movies are the canon that comes out on top [20:40] <@DMM> Hmm, can we insert space whales into this scene? Might improve it [20:40] and nobody aks, "only one bed?" [20:40] DMM: doooo it [20:40] YOU DIE BIATCH [20:40] "the glove of darth vader makes you emperor and gives you force lightning, oohooh!!! [20:40] there were two other levels... but I can't remember what they were [20:40] kyorosuke, bodyguards don't need to sleep. [20:40] space whales [20:40] "I'm trying to remember.... I think I had this snarky apprentice.... " [20:40] I'LL KILL YOU NOW!!!!!! [20:40] MY BAY-BEY [20:40] What, mothers aren't allowed to be senators? [20:40] mr obi-wan [20:40] ominous music again [20:40] Hey Obi-Wan, wanna be an uncle? [20:40] no? Why would Obi-Wan help? /how/ would he? [20:40] Leia was a senator [20:40] <@DMM> Sally!!!! [20:40] There's gotta be a power that let's them go without sleep [20:40] she had kids [20:40] wow that's so true... space whales could only make this scene better [20:41] Sally! [20:41] i get jealous because she mentioned another guy, i have issues [20:41] Space Egyptian pyramid is Egyptian [20:41] sally? [20:41] How can the jedi be so terrible at spotting the obvious? [20:41] <+AndrewDnD> sit back on the couch and tell me about your mother [20:41] noir yoda is noir [20:41] Yoda, get off that futon [20:41] DEATH [20:41] YODA RHYMES [20:41] because they look at the future and not the present [20:41] that's an ottoman [20:41] "Look, kid, you're doomed. Stick your laser sword up your nose and turn it on." [20:41] Stop rhyming. I MEAN IT! [20:41] nice venetian blinds FROM SPACE [20:41] Because they're busy looking at their navels [20:41] <+AndrewDnD> who designed the lighting in this scene? [20:41] <@DMM> Yoda's quarters are inside an air conditioning vent [20:41] <+Shishberg> Yoda has set up couches in the ventilation duct apparently [20:41] lols at blinds [20:41] <+andrewshellshear> unless... it's murder! [20:41] jedi shouldn't be afraid of loss? [20:41] <@DMM> attachment leads to jeally beans [20:41] blinds [20:41] I'd say contemplating their navels revenant [20:41] JEDICKS [20:41] apparently. [20:41] That actually makes a lot of sense [20:42] though... [20:42] Blinds are tilted the wrong way - they only make sense if the light is coming from below. [20:42] Way to drop the ball, Master Yoda. Why not just say "Suck it up, kiddo!" or "Walk it off!"? [20:42] can't yoda turn on a light? [20:42] He's short enough the low ceilings wouldn't be a handicap [20:42] OF COURSE [20:42] yoda doesnt need light [20:42] KILL ALL BABIES!!!!!! [20:42] They're short of space [20:42] Long story short: Sith happens. Get over it, kid [20:42] This is the Dark Side. [20:42] "You know, like you let go of your padawan? You never even mention her nowadays, that's great." [20:42] and these are the good guys? [20:42] fun. [20:42] Yoda needs a clap-on [20:42] BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED [20:42] That's why nobody bats an eyelid at Annie and Padme sharing quarters [20:42] And Yoda's living in the air vents to free space for other people [20:42] <+Shishberg> Anakin's Political Views Are Foreshadowing [20:42] we wear brown robes to be intimidating [20:42] <@DMM> Be careful of your Special Friend, palpatine [20:43] Is Anakin hitting on Obi-Wan? [20:43] haha [20:43] Yes, anakin. It IS bad [20:43] call me if he tries anything [20:43] Your "friend" [20:43] Last time he talked politics he ended up making out with Padme. [20:43] let an adult know [20:43] he wants to fill your head with seductive reasoning [20:43] He's requested your presence, I think they call that a booty call [20:43] "All of this is unusual. This isn't how our civil wars normally go." [20:43] <@DMM> Palpatine: It also leads to deja vu [20:43] look at the velvet in here! [20:43] i keep forgetting this war is civil [20:43] BUM BUM BUMMMMM [20:43] he's like Aaron Spelling [20:43] "Personal representative, a post I have just invented." [20:44] <@DMM> forbodey [20:44] he is overwhelmed [20:44] why'd he do that? [20:44] and also, it has double prize money [20:44] <+AndrewDnD> nice couches [20:44] personal assistant to JAR JAR [20:44] Oooh [20:44] I am overwhelmed. [20:44] <+Shishberg> Flickering Jedi Are Flickering [20:44] Yes. Unless the Jedi decide to be jerks to you and don't grant you that rank [20:44] (A bomb.) [20:44] i am overwhelmed [20:44] they look like booths at a 50s diner [20:44] i lose that window in a few scenes [20:44] CONEHEAD [20:44] lens flare! [20:44] In which case, you should totally hate them [20:44] * anaraugg drinks [20:44] RAGE! [20:44] NOT A MASTER!!! NOOOOOOO [20:44] i'm too busy to actually be there [20:44] i send you my hologram [20:44] <@DMM> You tell him, Mace [20:44] But I wanna be a master! [20:44] uh oh, i'm yawning [20:44] repeatedly [20:44] do you think the council guys who are hologrammed in have to sit in identical chairs? [20:45] WAH WAH WHINY OVERPRIVILEGED KID [20:45] I am angry [20:45] we're the freaking jedi council, that's how! [20:45] Life's not fair, kid [20:45] but i wanna do it now!!!!! [20:45] ...daddy, what are they doing now? [20:45] "Shaddap, kid, ya bother me." [20:45] IM MACE ****ING WINDU [20:45] Take a seat in our big round room [20:45] <+Shishberg> It is critical that we send Yoda to meet Chewbacca. [20:45] I'm Samuel L. Windu - what I say goes! And I say sit! [20:45] "What's a Wookiee?" [20:45] a big ewok [20:45] drB nice we had same idea [20:45] "It's outrageous. It's Unfair" ..."Plus, I've already had a padawan who has been calling me master. If you don't promote me, then it's just seems ... pedo." [20:45] A Miserable pile of secrets [20:45] What's an Ewok? [20:45] I wonder why the audio is this low-quality [20:45] <@DMM> Revenant: A type of biscuit [20:45] that you gargle [20:45] the audio of the teleconferencing people that is [20:46] since when did obi get on the council? [20:46] did the clone wars happen between 2 and 3? [20:46] Kashyyyk, not to be confused with the DJ [20:46] yea [20:46] <@DMM> nice big windows [20:46] And this biscuit goes well with cheddar? I see, I see. [20:46] that's stupid [20:46] "Yoda will take a battalion of clones to reinforce the Wookiees on Kashyyyk." "What kind of NONSENSE is this?!" [20:46] that woman just disappears [20:46] Look, Anakin. Don't argue with Windu. He's one BAMF. Havn't you seen his lightsber? [20:46] You're too close to the chancellor [20:46] pretty ships [20:46] It says that right on it [20:46] "We want you to spy on your... special friend, yes. We don't see any conflict of loyalties here." [20:46] anakin gets all the mystery apprentices [20:46] THAT'S TREASON [20:46] he gets to report both ways now [20:47] Anakin and the eye shadow of DOOM! [20:47] we need to know how many kids he is seeing [20:47] Y'know, any man with a purple lightsaber is not to be trifled with [20:47] Anakin the double agent [20:47] <@DMM> "But that doesn't make any sense." "That's exactly why you must help us" [20:47] The amount of innuendo there must have been... [20:47] Especially when he's played by Samuel L. Jackson [20:47] How is spying on the Chancellor treason? [20:47] So far, the best scenes have been the establishing shots. [20:47] spying is always bad [20:47] I like those troop transport thingies. Make no sense but they are pretty. [20:47] "This assignment is not to be on record" Which is why we're talking in this enormous open hallway, with several people just ambling by" [20:47] everybody should have listened to mace windu [20:47] ie, the ones with pure cgi porn [20:47] James Bond disagrees. [20:47] Yoda: "Gotta fix my hairdo" [20:47] Dude, we're the Jedi Council. We MAKE the code! [20:48] soo much talking [20:48] "Chosen One!" *drinks* [20:48] <@DMM> The Prophecy... concerns Voldemort [20:48] why do hydrogen space ships sound like old gas engines? [20:48] shouldn't it be windy in those transports? [20:48] kyorosuke, space seat belts? [20:48] "is he not the Chosen One? Does he not have the Scar on his forehead?" [20:48] <@DMM> Chewbacca!!!!! [20:48] No, it should be WINDU in those transports. [20:48] SLJ tells the wind to leave them alone, and it does [20:48] uh oh [20:48] they need zepplins [20:48] on his eye he does [20:48] Well, obviously if he agrees to spy for them, he can't be spying for Palpatine. [20:48] I miss normal talking Yoda [20:48] boosh! [20:48] some kind of forcefield i think [20:48] <@DMM> PAUSE AT END OF NEXT ANAKIN/PADME SCENE [20:48] Double agent? What's that? [20:48] New Padme hairstyle, drink! [20:48] haha again dmm? [20:48] random wookie!!!!! [20:49] another round room [20:49] <@DMM> AS SOON AS THE SCENE FADES AWAY FROM ANAKIN/PADME, PAUSE [20:49] "You're sounding like a Communist!" [20:49] weeeeird headdress thing [20:49] Padme's visor looks like a hairnet from the front. [20:49] join the dark side [20:49] we have cookies [20:49] you know what will make this room great??? large columns and goofy lights! [20:49] Ugh! [20:49] POLITICS [20:49] More crap dialogue! [20:49] <@DMM> "Hold me"... Leia's line! [20:49] I thought she was a queen, why's she talking about democracy, aaah [20:49] What's she talking about, there's no plot going on [20:49] this democratic queen-ness is confusing [20:49] she's got the cinnamon bun hairstyle going [20:49] Can we skip this bit too, grandpa? It's got politics in it! [20:49] she was an elected queen [20:49] paused [20:49] <@DMM> we're paused [20:49] she was an ELECTED queen [20:49] why is she wearing a grate on her head? [20:49] queen of naboo [20:49] lol [20:49] Paused. [20:49] Thanks to Sally. [20:49] by the lake where she got creeped out by Anakin? [20:49] Is this a kissing book? [20:49] paused [20:50] yes.. thanks to sally [20:50] hold me [20:50] paused [20:50] paused [20:50] paused [20:50] cutting sunflowers/jedi kids [20:50] paused [20:50] i remember a lot of politics from those scenes.. [20:50] pause [20:50] oh yeah paused [20:50] paused [20:50] paused [20:50] paused [20:50] paused [20:50] paused [20:50] Paused. [20:50] paused [20:50] bright lights, big city [20:50] (paused) [20:50] "No plotting, no politics, no war" ... [20:50] paused [20:50] Paused. Be Right back! [20:50] paused, btw [20:50] just joined where are we paused? [20:50] is that a road????? [20:50] no plot, period [20:50] And the city-covered planet never ceases to be cool looking or logistically ridiculous. [20:50] 40 minutes in [20:50] goddamn 9 am [20:50] Natural20: "no plotting, no politics, no war" is where we're paused [20:50] end of second kissy scene [20:50] 4:50 am [20:50] freaking 5 am here [20:51] Natural: 40 min in right after the Padme-Anakin scene [20:51] <+Shishberg> Natural20: end of the scene where Anakin & Padme talk politics [20:51] 10:50 am [20:51] Natural20: anakin got his assignment to spy on the chancellor, end of the padme/anakin scene after that [20:51] i don't think i'm going to last much longer [20:51] ....rounded up [20:51] <@DMM> anyone not paused yet? [20:51] <@DMM> RESTART in 30 [20:51] 9:51a.m. here :) [20:51] Aha! The city-planet is actually 90% enclosed farms, which is why they're so short of space. They just put up the city facades when the cameras come past. [20:51] How come these guys use funny characters but the Empire uses English? [20:51] Er ... Latin? [20:51] <@DMM> RESTART in 20 [20:51] those holographic billboards, how can anyone see them? [20:51] We should probably consider pausing BEFORE Anakin/Padme scenes in the future. Less risk of viewers falling asleep at the switch. [20:51] Puppeteen: Basic [20:51] they're on top of a building! [20:51] <@DMM> RESTART IN 10 [20:51] <@DMM> 9 [20:51] <@DMM> 8 [20:51] <@DMM> 7 [20:51] <@DMM> 6 [20:51] <@DMM> 5 [20:51] <@DMM> 4 [20:51] <@DMM> 3 [20:51] <@DMM> 2 [20:51] <@DMM> 1 [20:52] <@DMM> GO [20:52] should be the same language--consider Anakin's pod [20:52] yay CGI porn [20:52] also some inexplicable spotlights [20:52] space opera [20:52] blitzball time [20:52] We need to pause after the padme/anakin scenes to give people time to go heave [20:52] we have a lovely red floor for you [20:52] Hey, it's Lucas! [20:52] at the BUBBLE OPERA [20:52] haha..i remember blitzball [20:52] Because aliens need to be able to make human jokes in private? [20:52] ahaha Medigo [20:52] <+AndrewDnD> george lucas cameo there [20:52] Touche. [20:52] "So these two humans walk into a bar..." [20:52] Papanoida Lucas! [20:52] i missed it! [20:52] ominous hummmmmmmmmmmm oh wait that's something else [20:52] "Anakin, come closer" [20:52] how much closer does he need to get?!? [20:52] i'm balding more and more [20:52] kyorosuke: stop that [20:52] creepy grin [20:53] <+Shishberg> SPOILER: The "space opera" is a window into a universe where the Comic Irregulars are making a ballet based on Waterworld. [20:53] albino guy in the back!!!!!!!! [20:53] "But... I PAID for this ticket!" [20:53] Yeah, but Obi-Wan has a long standing rivalry [20:53] nice bubbles. [20:53] "You paid? Loser." [20:53] lol [20:53] please, furry cape man, leave us [20:53] Squid lake! [20:53] <@DMM> Space Ballet [20:53] <+AndrewDnD> BUBBLE [20:53] leave us [20:53] poor posse [20:53] Good news everyone! I've taught Anakin how to feel love. [20:53] Summon Bigger Fish Opera [20:53] Yus! [20:53] these are the space whales i was talking about [20:53] Orange glowy armrests in case you weren't sufficiently distracted alrady [20:53] * MYTH summons bigger fish [20:53] whaledons? [20:53] it ain't over till the jellyfish sings [20:53] <@DMM> they're fancy seats for watching an opera [20:53] <+AndrewDnD> sshhhh, be quiet over there, we are trying to listen to the bubbles [20:53] THEY TALK ABOUT MY FAVORITE DARK LORD SOON!!!!!!! [20:54] That's never distracted me until THIS VIEWING, and now I can't look away. [20:54] Squid Lake! [20:54] uncomfortable looking seats [20:54] what are those red lights on the armrests? [20:54] <@DMM> for ordering drinks [20:54] ooh, I didn't even realise "Search your feelings" came in here [20:54] drink orderers [20:54] wow nice DMM [20:54] the call button for a nurse [20:54] <+AndrewDnD> for an extra fee they can watch the show with 4d glasses [20:54] yeah he could have lied better [20:54] "point of view", drink [20:54] "Hi, I'm about to drop the most unsubtle hint ever that I am an evil Sith Lord! And no one will pick up on it!" [20:55] * Revenant drinks [20:55] lol [20:55] <@DMM> It's Avatar IMAX they're watching [20:55] Anakin looks awfully annoyed here [20:55] immortality! [20:55] Good is a point of view [20:55] really now? [20:55] How DO you do that command thing? [20:55] I think he's going for "pensive" but it just looks like diarreah (sp) [20:55] yay, party line [20:55] <+Shishberg> Yay, Darth Plagueis [20:55] yay, Darth Stupidname [20:55] DARTH PLAGUEIS [20:55] Gee, he talks about Sith in a positive light and knows "Darth stories" [20:55] DARTH PLAGEIUS!!!! [20:55] <+andrewshellshear> This bit is awfully Lynch [20:55] MY FAV!!! [20:55] thank you, Puppeteen [20:55] DARTH VADER is still the best name [20:55] so, what does he carry? [20:56] since it's Dutch [20:56] Dath Nihlus is pretty badass [20:56] ohgod, I just had a horrible vision... [20:56] "midi-chlorians", hit yourself in the head with a hammer (cheaper than drinking) [20:56] <@DMM> The mini-chlorines to create life [20:56] <+Shishberg> To create... [dramatic pause]... life. [20:56] <+AndrewDnD> the bubbles are actually a huge educational model of midi-chlorians [20:56] He could use the force to create ... Tang. [20:56] You know, like what happened with you! [20:56] oooh, subtle [20:56] But, seeing as he was a Sith Lord, he didn't have anyone he cared about [20:56] Just himself [20:56] <@DMM> Tang is..... unnatural [20:56] very subtle [20:56] "Translation: I'm Sith. I'm looking for an apprentice! JOIN ME!" [20:56] "Unlike the NATURAL leaping around like a rubber ball" [20:56] like cpr [20:56] UNNATURAL [20:56] why would they consider themselves dark? [20:56] <+Shishberg> Puppeteen: LOL [20:56] RossC, cool clothes [20:56] <+andrewshellshear> Behind the sofa [20:56] The dark side of the Tang is a pathway to some flavors some consider to be... unnatural. [20:56] I MADE YOU MYSELF [20:56] whoops [20:56] unlike naturally shooting lightning from your hands [20:56] he looks so smug [20:56] uuuuuunnaaaatural! [20:56] i dont want dark tang, that's gross [20:57] IRONY [20:57] "Gimme some of that dark side sugar, honey." [20:57] <@DMM> How does Anakin NOT figure it all out here?? [20:57] <+Shishberg> Palpatine Speaks in the Third Person; Anakin Fails to Notice [20:57] FORESHADOWING!!!!! [20:57] by the way, Anakin, I'm talking about me [20:57] you get that, right? [20:57] killed in his sleep... Oh, good times [20:57] <+AndrewDnD> dragonly planes [20:57] Annie? Yo? [20:57] bzz bzz bzz [20:57] Ornithoper with jet engines, bozhe moi I had forgotten about that. [20:57] DMM: I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby or something? [20:57] I want one of these. [20:57] several times [20:57] avatar meets waterworld [20:57] Canonically Anakin has massive PTSD [20:57] welcome to the hillbilly planet! [20:57] straaaaange trees [20:57] <@DMM> NTSC holograms [20:57] Okay, the wookiee planet just looks COOL! [20:57] IMHO. [20:57] hrmm.. one of those walkers would be awesome [20:57] oh wait, those aren't trees, nvm. [20:57] Camouflage? On a trooper? OUTRAGEOUS! [20:58] We have to finish this war in time for Life Day. [20:58] EVERYTHING IS SO GREEN [20:58] they should have picked better armour... don't they know they are just enabling them to be stormtroopers? [20:58] Lil' Abnargleben [20:58] <@DMM> Firedrake: LOL [20:58] Anakin rolled a 1 on his sense motive check. [20:58] Besides, Obi-Wan's got a score to settle [20:58] haha [20:58] and his diplomacy [20:58] force manipulation.......miss [20:58] I CONCUR [20:58] KENOBITIME [20:58] <@DMM> The Wookiee planet is on New Zealand [20:58] it rocks!!!! [20:58] Teresa: best reasoning i have heard [20:58] That camo is stupid. [20:58] those damn kiwis [20:58] <+Shishberg> Did Yoda bring the round Jedi-council-room-shaped table with him? [20:58] pretty [20:58] 0ver the top! Get machine-gunned by your hundreds of thousands! [20:59] Middle earth is in new zealand as well [20:59] <+AndrewDnD> what did chewbacca call his pet dog? arrrghgghaaaweooeeeeggh! [20:59] "Hey everyone, they're attacking! Let's get out in front of our barricades and get shot!" [20:59] "Leave cover and charge guns with melee weapons! SOUND MILITARY STRATEGY!" [20:59] aarargarhgararwgarga [20:59] and jurrasic park [20:59] TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE [20:59] <@DMM> Tarzan yell [20:59] This can't fail! Leave your cover, guys! [20:59] laser crossbows! [20:59] pew pew! [20:59] how does standing in the open NOT get them annihilated? [20:59] <+Shishberg> WOOKIEE TARZAN IS WOOKIEE [20:59] those clones are noob sprayers [20:59] The smell of singed hair must be overpowering [20:59] Those water assault thingies always remind me of Panjandrum, the WWII self-deploying mine (often vaguely in the direction of the enemy). [20:59] tarzan wookiee [20:59] deep enough to dive into but shallow enough for a tank to ride on [20:59] And Boom goes the dynamite [20:59] one of the coolest looking scenes in the movie, I think. [20:59] They have like 8D6 strength, they can't be harmed by any weapon made by mortal man. Or mortal WEG. [20:59] "wild Bantha chase" [20:59] Yay, action, so we'll cut away to a talky scene. Huh? [20:59] Wild Bantha chase? [20:59] quite, anakin. Kenobi's got some business to settle [21:00] Bantha = Goose ? [21:00] not so much [21:00] only really heavy [21:00] <@DMM> Obi-Wan has an evil goatee!!! [21:00] yes, trained [21:00] clearly sidious is better [21:00] WHAT?!? [21:00] last time they meet before wanting to kill each other [21:00] You don't remember all those times I fought him and he ran away? It's about TIME I get to finish him off! [21:00] no goatee [21:00] like evil spock [21:00] Can we hint hard enough that this is a prototype star destroyer? [21:00] Well, when I say better, I only mean that in a technical sense, because you're kind of an ass [21:00] Aren't Banthas from Tatooine? [21:00] <@DMM> A new R4!!! [21:00] Is it just me, or did he glare evilly there for a second? [21:01] Not just you [21:01] DrB-SpaceJawa, yes, I think so [21:01] DrB-SpaceJawa: he's practicing [21:01] Anakin makes sense motive on Kenobi too, gets a 1 [21:01] <@DMM> Wait, that clone looks just like Jango Fett!!! [21:01] DMM, Extra Life (Requires Body) is only about 15 points. [21:01] hahahaha ironical [21:01] "When have I ever let you down?" "Well, I actually don't know know which one you are, sorry" [21:01] Gasp, they ALL look like Jango! [21:01] Anakin's visions happen inside a stargate? [21:01] you mean boba [21:01] That guy really got around. [21:01] Clones of Jango look like Jango? Who knew? [21:01] soo many jangos [21:01] OBIWAN IS IN MY DREAMS TOO NOW [21:01] Noooo [21:01] Hang on, hasn't she used that hairstyle before? That can't be right. [21:02] ARGHEBARGHLE [21:02] He's got kids all over town! [21:02] <+AndrewDnD> hey you made me put my PSP down [21:02] we can't drink then [21:02] freaking gba [21:02] <+andrewshellshear> Behind the sofa! [21:02] <@DMM> what's with that dumpy housefrau dress? [21:02] <@DMM> Must have a good armour class [21:02] I HAD A DISTURBING DREAM OF YOU OBI-WAN [21:02] No! Nothing's happening! That's the problem [21:02] This is the most sensible outfit Padme ever wears. [21:02] what a weird line delivery, "he came by this morning!" [21:02] <@DMM> PAUSE AT END OF PADME ANAKN SCENE [21:02] "I feel lost" I just lost the game [21:02] heh [21:02] I AM NOT THE SITH I SHOULD BE [21:02] He wants more! [21:02] lololololol [21:02] again? [21:02] !!!!!!!!! [21:02] paused [21:02] * Pickled_Tink runs off to heave [21:02] This is a disturbing trend. [21:03] this reminds me [21:03] <+AndrewDnD> PAUSED [21:03] paused [21:03] <@DMM> We're paused [21:03] I like that they use decent wipes [21:03] paused [21:03] Give that kid an orange lantern ring! [21:03] Paused. [21:03] paused [21:03] paused. short notice though [21:03] from myself [21:03] I think we need more warning next time [21:03] I want to find Darth Vader's Diary again [21:03] Anakin's nightmare are going to attack her? [21:03] yes... are you timing this intentionally? [21:03] DrB-SpaceJawa, lol [21:03] why can't I find it [21:03] <@DMM> OKAY. LONGER PAUSE... a few minutes [21:03] wow you were ahead [21:03] pasused [21:03] paused [21:03] paused [21:03] pause, w0000 [21:03] paused [21:03] paused [21:03] paused [21:03] paused [21:03] Paused. [21:03] paused [21:03] Mine! Mine! mine! [21:03] another nice wipe [21:03] handy musical hint there [21:03] Also, paused [21:03] I was at the end when DMM suddenly said that [21:03] hmm, snack [21:03] I'm getting something to eat; anyone want anything? [21:03] paused [21:03] It's important to wipe thoroughly after Anakin/Padme scenes. [21:03] throw me a beer [21:03] hydrawiggins: Yes please! [21:03] it looks like a screensaver now [21:03] taco please [21:03] Pyronymph: hahaha [21:03] <@DMM> sorry about the suddenness of that pause [21:03] ick... Fortunately there's only one or two more horrible anakin/padme scenes [21:04] i'll take whatever [21:04] some bacon pizza would be awesome [21:04] Space...it's a big empty space... [21:04] with stars... [21:04] i had that last night [21:04] yo, peking duck man! [21:04] wednesday [21:04] Until now I never really appreciated how the Lego games skip all this junk and just do the action parts [21:04] those aren't stars [21:04] lego rules [21:04] gah, hacking up my lungs. Stupid effing pneumonia [21:04] they're holes in black paper [21:04] I'm having horrible visions of my own. My visions say that, since Lucas did this movie and *then* added the Clone Wars animated series into canon... in about 10 years Lucas will release a revised version of the prequals, including all new visual wizardry and a Reveng of the Sith that includes a CGI Ahsoka. [21:04] <@DMM> more chocolate here [21:04] Sidious has gotta be using Nightmare here [21:04] ... Force Nightmare? [21:04] haha [21:04] Teresa, including a CGI anakin who can act? [21:04] cgi ahsoka... hmmm [21:05] I honestly can't imagine a CGI Ahsoka will make this movie worse [21:05] this movie isn't that bad [21:05] NEVER SAY THAT [21:05] Actually... that might be better. [21:05] not like it's phantom menace [21:05] He'll take it as a challenge [21:05] <@DMM> We'll be adding in the deleted scenes as usual, so Padme has more to do in the comic [21:05] What annoys me is all the technology that's more advanced than that in the originals [21:05] I don't think I previously realised just how awkward a lot of this is [21:05] deleted scenes? [21:05] I used to have no problem with this movie. [21:05] I admit, I would be tempted to go back and remove those extra ball turrets on the LAAT/i gunships, just for consistency [21:05] It could reach sort of a negative value and wrap around to orgasmically wonderful. [21:05] so Shaak Ti will die twice? [21:05] Ooh, good. Seemed like Padme wouldn't do much otherwise. [21:05] Revenant: the style of the lightsaber fighting switching so much bugs me [21:05] <@DMM> Medigo: she never dies any other time in the movies [21:06] Space...the final frontier. These are the voyages of the GRS Obi-Wan. It's continuing mission - to seek out bad guys and kick their butts. To fight the Sith wherever they may hide. To boldly go where no Chedder Monk has gone before! [21:06] oh right [21:06] "so Padme has more to do in the comic"...so Jim is still Padme at this point, thanks DMM [21:06] :D [21:06] <@DMM> I didn't say that! [21:06] lol [21:06] hmm [21:06] I confuse deleted scenes with never finished scenes [21:06] You meant it though [21:06] so padme will likely be a PC [21:06] Revenant, i always tryy to assume that the war set back progress.... but that actually makes zero sense [21:06] Dum, Dah dah dum, dah DAH DUM! [21:06] it's called reading between the lines [21:06] anaraug, Battletech stylee? [21:06] not necessarily [21:06] why would a npc have more stuff to do [21:06] JIM IS PADME [21:06] <@DMM> We reveal in Ep III that Padme is actually Dib Foundway [21:06] well [21:06] Well, there was nothing on the scale of Star Destroyers [21:06] someone is Padme [21:06] Revenant, in IV-VI you are looking at underfunded rebels and backwater planets most of the time [21:07] Dah dah dah dah dah dah, dah, dah, dah-dah dah dum! [21:07] True... [21:07] making do with castoffs and second hand gear [21:07] Maybe Sally is jumping around again. [21:07] we're still paused right? [21:07] watch now DMM isn't going to say anything except for countdowns [21:07] Who is General Kerensky in this analogy? [21:07] Yup [21:07] sally is grievous!!!!!!! [21:07] <@DMM> paused yes [21:07] Dah-dah dah dum, dah-dah dum, dah-dah dum! [21:07] all pausedy paused [21:07] Like, how guys in afghanistan use old Soviet equipment that's lying around [21:07] yes! [21:07] That does make sense [21:07] that makes sense [21:07] Rahm Kota should've been a character in this movie [21:07] also, in these you only see the upper classes using the latest and greatest! [21:07] Dah dah dah dah dah dum, Dum, DUM; DAh-DAh DUM! [21:08] i can't wait till jar jar speaks [21:08] but that in itself is a difference [21:08] Daaaah, Dum! Dah-Dah Daaaaa, Dum! [21:08] Except e.g. Y-Wings were brand new when the rebels started using them, IIRC [21:08] people like the underdog better [21:08] no they weren't [21:08] and were "so fast and agile!" [21:08] <@DMM> ok, I think everyone is back... UNPAUSE in 30 [21:08] Y wings were like 40 years old [21:08] I loved the Y-Wings in Clone Wars... [21:08] in ep 3 they'll be playing dnd over irc and have to pause every now and then [21:08] no they werne't the clones used them [21:08] X wings were new [21:08] uhhh X-Wings beat everything!!! [21:08] <@DMM> UNPAUSE IN 20 [21:08] Nah X Wings are new [21:08] I always preferred the B-wings personally, [21:08] B-WINGS FTW [21:08] UN PAUSE IN &) [21:08] ilike b wings too [21:08] CAPITAL 70 [21:08] I'm a fan of Y-Wings myself [21:08] B-Wings are some weird pipedream [21:08] actually, yeah, I'm tripping back to pre- New Hope [21:08] <@DMM> UNPAUSE IN 10 [21:08] <+Shishberg> I've always preferred Q-wings. [21:08] <@DMM> 9 [21:08] I know it makes me a jammy bugger, but I love the TIE Defender [21:08] <@DMM> 8 [21:08] <@DMM> 7 [21:08] <@DMM> 6 [21:08] the toy B-wing cost me 100 bucks [21:08] <@DMM> 5 [21:08] And Nebulon-B frigates are pretty cool too [21:08] <@DMM> 4 [21:08] and a wings [21:08] <@DMM> 3 [21:08] i prefer the old republic a wings [21:08] wondering who else is crazy enough to be up at this time [21:08] <@DMM> 2 [21:08] <+Shishberg> It's a sphere with a gun in the corner. [21:08] <@DMM> 1 [21:09] <@DMM> GO [21:09] the O wing [21:09] WHOA [21:09] fast ship! [21:09] <+AndrewDnD> ooo this planet is GREEN [21:09] The impractical hyperdrive thingie is kind of neat, actually. [21:09] dirty planet [21:09] Hope he doesn't need that hyperdrive ring. it's going to fall down to the planet [21:09] and has other planets [21:09] Tube planet is Tubed [21:09] Holy Planet, Obi-Wan! [21:09] I alwasy confuse the TIE Advanced and Defender [21:09] What a waste of good stuff. Damn you newton's third law of motion! [21:09] <@DMM> Is that a skeleton of a Bigger Fish? [21:09] sink hole cities ftw [21:09] that's a weird platform [21:09] the skeleton of a Bigger Fish [21:09] <+Shishberg> Deja vu planet is... vu. [21:09] this planet is a series of tubes, RossC ? [21:09] Defender was the triple wing, right? [21:09] More establishing shots! Yay! [21:09] yes [21:09] SILLY ALIENS [21:09] so i think this is the part i meant when i said i liked this part earlier [21:09] lol skeleton of bigger fish [21:09] Pickled_Tink, no, it's onboard AI is actually smarter than the Jedi... [21:09] <@DMM> Hmmm... what accent can we give these aliens? [21:09] no sun either apparently [21:10] <+AndrewDnD> emo eye makeup [21:10] Nice Spanish tile, guys [21:10] they look russian [21:10] i <3 the mount [21:10] Romanian [21:10] Spanish [21:10] I'm TOTALLY not denying what's actually happening here... [21:10] gah [21:10] Nobody else can hear this. [21:10] He looks vaguely like Dracula [21:10] that collar must be bad for peripheral vision [21:10] Corduroy face! [21:10] <@DMM> He takes a step closer and suddenly it's secret [21:10] the terrorists [21:10] <+Shishberg> Subtle Alien Is NOT SUBTLE [21:10] lol [21:10] THOUSANDS OF BATTLE DROIDS [21:10] 9 thousand of them [21:10] droids sir, faasands of em [21:10] Why do they wear carpets around their necks? [21:10] FIRE AT WILL!!!!!! [21:10] Tenth-level battle droids? [21:10] how does he get out without being seen [21:10] foreach (1..1000) {&instantiate_battle-droid;} [21:11] I have no idea [21:11] force manipulation [21:11] Those guys totally look like Imperial Guard troopers [21:11] this is certainly convenient [21:11] half-second there [21:11] Seriously, Cody [21:11] Space Dragon! [21:11] that must have been one hell of a sneak check to get to hiding without cover [21:11] <@DMM> Utapau: planet of vertical sinkholes [21:11] I know I'll send a coded message to my allies in the midst of about 50 billion droids who can intercept it [21:11] KRAYT DRAGON!!! [21:11] or were they called Royal Guard? [21:11] <@DMM> WHY is Obi-Wan riding a lizard??? [21:11] neat lizard [21:11] horraaayyy [21:11] Heeeeeers BOGA! [21:11] BLOODY ANIMAL [21:11] Nice and inconspicuous [21:11] awesome mount is awesome [21:11] <+AndrewDnD> a mini death star [21:11] He just likes lizards, OK? [21:11] DMM: because it's not a droid [21:11] BOGA! [21:11] natural 20 to a piss-poor 1 [21:11] it's organic [21:11] <+Shishberg> THAT GUY IS DIB FOUNDWAY (too) [21:11] <@DMM> Nute Gunray! The awesome badass military genius! [21:11] We now interrupt your sci-fi epic for a SCREECHING GIANT FEATHERY LIZARD interlude. [21:11] MUSTAFAR! [21:11] poor Nute Gunray [21:11] Because it can climb walls [21:11] and it's fast [21:11] does Obi-Wan have points in ride? [21:11] death to all thinking machines [21:11] Rule of Cool [21:12] I wonder where he found it (carried it with him in a pokeball?) [21:12] In this scene, Obi-Wan rides a giant iguana, which will be represented by the obo. [21:12] until Anakin shows up [21:12] Blind1y, he has points in Cling Desperately and in Look Cool. [21:12] <+Shishberg> Convenient that the lizard's spikes stop around the saddle... region. [21:12] Can't be a Krayt, the sound he makes in IV is more of a howl innit? [21:12] count dooku!! [21:12] Obi-Wan does seem to have a thing for lizards... [21:12] designed by Sally [21:12] <@DMM> It's a silly sound that lizard makes [21:12] krayt dragons live on tatooine [21:12] <+AndrewDnD> hello there [21:12] hello there [21:12] <@DMM> Obi-Wan makes a Jim move!!!! [21:12] hello [21:12] TIME FOR A NOT SO AWESOME FIGHT SCENE [21:12] hop. [21:12] yeah [21:12] i I wonder *cough cough* who sally will be playing this time [21:12] Well, hi! [21:12] "I'm going to take 1 on that Stealth check." [21:12] You were supposed to stab him first, then toss off the one-liner. [21:12] <+andrewshellshear> g'day! [21:12] <+AndrewDnD> enough with the pleasntries [21:12] heloooo tharrr [21:12] keel him [21:12] GRIEVOUS IS SALLY!!!!!!!!! [21:12] why'd he jump him *here* [21:12] Yeah I bet. [21:12] poor magna guards [21:12] KEEL HEEM [21:13] <@DMM> Why didn't Obi-Wan do that against Dooku?? [21:13] cheap ... [21:13] Intimidate check! [21:13] "i know kung fu" [21:13] Boom [21:13] crunch [21:13] he said HEAL him. [21:13] "show me" [21:13] why did decapitation work on this one? It didn't earlier! [21:13] And you're crushed [21:13] "Back away, we've run out of budget for bullet spang effects." [21:13] I bet sally starts to feel good about beheading jango so she'll want to be a bad guy [21:13] No, with blasters, you idiots! [21:13] Keel over [21:13] <+Shishberg> Note to self: build battle droids with CPU somewhere other than the head. [21:13] <@DMM> Quad-wielding! [21:13] Only I [21:13] SET TO STUN!!! [21:13] YOU FOOL [21:13] Wait, it was only 4 sabers? [21:13] COUNT DUUKU [21:13] Only I Get To Kill Him [21:13] all 7 of them [21:13] wheeeeeee [21:13] reused sabers ftw [21:13] Never mind that he's dead now [21:13] odd pause, "Jedi slime ... myself!" [21:13] Crane! [21:13] he needs pink sabers [21:13] I am so disappointed [21:13] Count .... DOOKU! [21:13] That's not training, that's Bart Simpson arm-wheeling [21:13] COOL but impractical [21:13] And after I deal with the slime, I'll deal with the actual Jedi. [21:13] It's somehow INCREDIBLY satisfying in this prequel full of Jedi-disempowering (I made a word) to see Grievous get ganked like a wannabe. [21:13] EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH SPINNING [21:13] I love how Kenobi smiles when he sees that [21:13] Obi-Wan-san [21:13] Surely the melty holes in the deck should be transverse, not longitudinal? Like that airplane that got chopped by a propeller. [21:13] why are they making perpendicular lines? [21:13] i want to see grievous spin the lightsabres over his head and try to fly [21:13] He uses propeller cutter feat! [21:13] two of the sabers he's using are models of anakin's hilt and obi wan's hilt [21:13] <@DMM> This fight should have had some bullet time [21:14] <@DMM> two more hands cut off! [21:14] <+Shishberg> hand_count += 2 [21:14] four blades is too expensive. lose some [21:14] Looks like Grievous needs a hand [21:14] <+AndrewDnD> it's all fun and games until someone loses a hand [21:14] PEW PEW PEW [21:14] see! obi-wan's saber [21:14] Let's give him a hand ladies and gentleman! [21:14] Grievous turned into a newb [21:14] zerg rush of clones [21:14] Unexpected cavalry is unexpected. [21:14] EXTREME CLOSEUP! [21:14] look, a distraction [21:14] <+Shishberg> CGI CLOSEUP [21:14] <@DMM> DOOOOOOMED! [21:14] Ya gotta hand it to him [21:14] <+Shishberg> NON-CGI CLOSEUP [21:14] still two sabers left [21:14] Where is your Quad wielding now?! [21:14] <+AndrewDnD> dooomy doom of doooooom [21:14] you are doomed [21:14] "Yes, now that I've been ambushed is the perfect time to laugh evilly and make an intimidating speech." [21:14] DOOOOOM [21:14] how did they get in there without anyone noticing [21:14] Those spider droids are freaky. [21:15] i don't think so! force push! 15! [21:15] Doomy Dooms Of Doom [21:15] is that bone plated? [21:15] <@DMM> Practical unicycle vehicle is... impractical [21:15] cute [21:15] Doom da doom doom doom doom [21:15] Sure you are. Just wait till next movie! [21:15] <+AndrewDnD> my bike, it walks around on legs [21:15] Let's all sing the doom song [21:15] it's the dildo mobile from south park [21:15] "High-ho, Silver -- Away!" [21:15] <+Shishberg> This vehicle would have been better if Grievous spun around inside it. And got out dizzy. [21:15] yeah, they found the only AFV even less useful than a battlemech... [21:15] how strange. [21:15] how does his newly hired lizard already answer to his whistling? [21:15] ah yes [21:15] at least in mass effect, throw is measured in newtons [21:15] See, THIS is why he has Boga [21:15] our shrieker [21:15] that should have gone splat [21:15] <+Shishberg> 5-second rule [21:15] Force Whistle [21:15] why is grievous fleeing? [21:15] cut away so we don't get over-excited [21:15] how does that turn without a gyroscope? [21:15] Because Grievous is smart [21:15] also why does a wheel have legs? [21:16] the lizard sounds like a hovering robot [21:16] Obi-Wan twinks a random clone. ;) [21:16] someone fumbled their Dex check [21:16] funsies? [21:16] ODD PLACE FOR A SCENE SHIFT [21:16] sigh [21:16] <@DMM> Mace Windu: What, there's a war on? [21:16] That would've sucked if the lightsaber had hit him in the head. [21:16] these holograms [21:16] wish i had my pistol on me [21:16] He's just a clone, so he's expendable! [21:16] Seriously, Jedi should tie their lightsabers to their wrists or something. [21:16] Gee, a plot to destroy the Jedi? Surprise! [21:16] the one on the right is actually holoporn but the others haven't noticed. [21:16] <@DMM> Palpatine tabs to another screen as Anakin enters! [21:16] <+Shishberg> Palpatine alt-tabs back to work [21:16] <+AndrewDnD> he quickly turns off the website he was watching [21:16] oh hey, dmm, loved the Pulp Fiction reference in one of the recent DnD's [21:17] They sense the dark side about him, they know there's a sith lord on the planet... [21:17] Or they should have some form of telekinesis, some sort of... force... that would allow them to recall a dropped object to their hands! [21:17] boss key [21:17] HOW DID THEY NOT PUT IT TOGETHER? [21:17] totally porn [21:17] Darth_Raxim: Heck yes :D [21:17] The best way to stop someone overthrowing us via fear about us is a coup! [21:17] IDIOTS [21:17] I'll just walk the galaxy [21:17] Palpatine has red holograms [21:17] because... he's EVIL [21:17] red porn [21:17] haha [21:17] color coded [21:17] <@DMM> Oh Anakin... [21:17] reddish seat too [21:17] Palpatine keeps his saber in a vase [21:17] The Jedi are absolutely stupid [21:17] They deserve to die! [21:17] <@DMM> Nice black jars by the door [21:17] i think i have jaundice, my eyes are grossly yellow [21:17] no, it's not, I didn't see it right [21:18] he is wearing a red shawl, though [21:18] "They don't tell me everything! You tell me creepy stories, so you're obviously more trustworthy" [21:18] very symmetrical room [21:18] More bones in the wall. Of his political enemies? [21:18] finally anakin gets it [21:18] Well, too bad I'm not a Sith who could tell you those things. *Wink, wink* [21:18] <@DMM> Anakin finally figures it out!!!!! Critical INT roll [21:18] "Even the nature of *THE DARRRRK SIIDE*" [21:18] "You lot are so stupid I have to come out and bloody well say it!" [21:18] DUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR [21:18] ahahaha [21:18] like how we got our cookies [21:18] YOU KNOW MR SIDE? [21:18] I like how he yawns after he says "Dark Side" [21:18] side, Dark [21:18] You know it's an engrossing work of filmcraft when the best we can say about it at the moment is that the architecture is very symmetrical. [21:18] Duh! [21:18] <+Shishberg> This scene basically goes: Anakin: "I know the Jedi aren't telling me everything about the Force." Palpatine: "I can tell you more." Anakin: "WHAT? YOU'RE EVIL! I SEE NO HYPOCRISY IN MY REACTION!" [21:18] <@DMM> Wife! Palpatine knows!! [21:18] ... "I am the way, the truth and the life"? [21:18] My mentor! Do you get it?!?! ANNIE [21:18] :o [21:18] I would prefer to walk down the middle [21:18] ENLIGHTENMENT! [21:19] There are very few personal problems which cannot be solved by a suitable application of laser swords. [21:19] I just realized that Palpatine looks likes Colin Mocherie in a wig. [21:19] OH NOES [21:19] Ooh, he 'fessed up to his porn. [21:19] CERTAIN DEATH [21:19] USE MY ....POWERS [21:19] Nice statues he's got there [21:19] KEEL HIM! [21:19] I'm guessing Anakin told him about it previously. [21:19] lol colin mocherie in a wig [21:19] <@DMM> Anakin: Hand over the URL [21:19] lol [21:19] STRIKE HIM DOWN!!!! [21:19] Shit, the person that confessed to being a sith lord is a sith lord [21:19] you do it in three movies anyways [21:19] <+AndrewDnD> i can smell your anger [21:19] EVIL VOICE [21:19] My god annie [21:19] colin mocherie in a wig.. he does look like it [21:19] Be My Pawn instead! [21:19] what is that on his wall, the Parthenon Frieze? [21:19] lol [21:19] LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE!!!! [21:19] I'll get you to the other end of the board and promote you! [21:19] kill him three movies early [21:19] I used to think that instead of him saying "Ordinary Jedi" he said "Old Married Jedi" [21:19] little orphan annie! [21:20] FOCUS [21:20] "YOU'RE the Sith lord!" He has the unmitigated GALL to be a little SURPRISED! That... that... GAH! [21:20] <@DMM> The Greeks demand back their sculptures from Palpatine! [21:20] So why don't the guns on the space unicycle fire backwards? [21:20] As dumb as that scene was, it might have worked a little if he didn't keep calling it the 'dark' side [21:20] I can feel your .... anger. Yes, uh, anger. [21:20] great wisdom? [21:20] oh right [21:20] Good! It'll give me time to grab my saber [21:20] Palpatine is only the master of creepy smiles. [21:20] Utapau [21:20] oh yeah they are fighting [21:20] <@DMM> Space unicycle... we might have to use that [21:20] haha.. grabs electro staff from grievous...like taking a stick away from a child [21:20] Man, this scene is so much a trailer for the video game. [21:20] AW MEAN [21:20] <+AndrewDnD> every star wars movie has a fight on a weird vehicle [21:20] You don't get to act all benevolent and wise after doing the evil "Focus" voice. [21:20] gah, I think I broke my neck in that cut [21:20] THAT WAS MINE [21:20] RUN THE DRAGON INTO THE WHEEL [21:20] Welcome to Mario Kart [21:21] <@DMM> C'mon Grievous, have a heart [21:21] My stick! [21:21] grapple rules right there [21:21] *boot!* [21:21] Commentary: "We actually wanted this chase scene to be about three hours long, but we had an uncharacteristic attack of relative sanity." [21:21] No, My stick! [21:21] who's steering? [21:21] more grapple rules [21:21] oh wait, no longer matters [21:21] .... ewwww [21:21] my walking whee; [21:21] are dragons faster than vehicles? [21:21] haha [21:21] nice kick [21:21] don't kick the cyborg [21:21] <@DMM> smart move Obi-Wan, kicking a droid [21:21] "i'll just leave my guts exposed, that's probably safe" [21:21] STAB HIS HEART! [21:21] <+AndrewDnD> ewww [21:21] <@DMM> Obi-Wan dangling off a ledge without a weapon... he's about to win! [21:21] He's on fire! [21:21] Finally! A Jedi uses a blaster! [21:21] Grievous sounded funny there [21:21] They called him a droid! But no, he's an actual character, he _can't_ be a mere AI. Carbon chauvinists! [21:21] Did Obi really think he could win at a fist fight with a nearly solid metal opponent? [21:21] so he shoots him in the balls and he CATCHES FIRE [21:21] he should have broken his ribs after being slammed against things like that [21:22] <+Shishberg> Grievous A Splode [21:22] smart [21:22] idiot [21:22] And this is a Good Guy, here [21:22] not smart [21:22] well... good IS dumb [21:22] "Fun, yes, but definitely not civilised." [21:22] why's he burning? [21:22] its right in line for me [21:22] and then we get eye fire [21:22] Ooh, here it comes... [21:22] good is dumb [21:22] strange how his organic organs are flammable [21:22] "I think Chancellor Palpatine is a plot device" [21:22] BACK TO HELL WITH YOU SATAN!! [21:22] where is Padme when you need her [21:22] He was made of Explodium. [21:22] he became ghost rider [21:22] <@DMM> Mace Windu: A Sith... what? [21:22] Have Heartburn? Try pepto-bismall! [21:22] Bad case of heartburn. [21:22] SITH LOAD! [21:22] Grievous was the sort of personality that burns brightly, but quickly. [21:22] <+AndrewDnD> "are you sure"... "yeah it was pretty obvious" [21:23] You're not James Bond, Obi-Wan, don't do it [21:23] WHAT? [21:23] "I think" [21:23] HIM! [21:23] AndrewDnD, "I saw him browsing HotSithBabes.com." [21:23] "Are you really, really sure?" [21:23] Mace Windu----------------->Master of Drama [21:23] <@DMM> Anakin: I sense much confusion in you, Master Windu. [21:23] hahr [21:23] "I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord" [21:23] "I think" [21:23] haha [21:23] MAAAAAYYYYYBE [21:23] lol [21:23] still not sure [21:23] "A SITH. LORD?!" "...You did get the memo that we're looking for one of those, right?" [21:23] even though he told you [21:23] But he says "he knows the ways of the dark side" [21:23] <@DMM> PAUSE AT END OF PADME SCENE [21:23] DRAMATIC SCENE! [21:23] Puppeteen, it may have been a critical int check but his int is still kind of low. [21:23] Grab my Lightsaber. It's the one that says BAMF on it! [21:23] HAAHAH [21:23] Doesn't she have a job to do? [21:23] that seems pretty sure to me, he can't make up his mind [21:23] ahaha [21:23] The most powerful Jedi in combat ever needs your help [21:23] Oh no, now Padme has the eyeshadow of DOOM too! [21:23] Wait what? [21:23] my favorite fight is coming up [21:23] E'S A WITCH!!!!! [21:23] there isnt a padme scene [21:23] <@DMM> END OF GAZING OUT OF WINDOWS SCENE is the PAUSE [21:24] ANGST [21:24] Thank you [21:24] BURN THE WITCH!!!! [21:24] <+Shishberg> SPOILER: Padme is telepathic [21:24] their best scene in the whole movie [21:24] "Sith says what?" [21:24] what? [21:24] when they don't meet [21:24] ooh, windows [21:24] "They speak Basic in What?" [21:24] close enough to a Padme/Anakin scene [21:24] And she hasn't changed her hairstyle since last scene, she must be ILL. [21:24] Wait in the council chambers until we return. I've marked all the liquor bottles, though! [21:24] why do we always end on anakin padme scenes [21:24] kyorosuke, "Drink Me." [21:24] <@DMM> PAUSE WHEN THIS PADME/ANAKIN SCENE CUTS TO ANOTHER SCENE [21:24] cause it's pointless [21:24] for breathers [21:24] Cause they suck? [21:24] time for brain bleach [21:24] Padme montage? [21:24] Long long ago, in a galaxy where there are no guard rails. Or bras. [21:24] it's a padme OR anakin scene instead of padme AND anakin [21:25] I detect a trend... [21:25] Why the Coptic cross rug? [21:25] once is chance, twice is coincidence and 3 times is enemy action [21:25] paused [21:25] finally, the good bits! [21:25] Paused. [21:25] paused [21:25] No wipe this time! [21:25] cleanest window ever [21:25] they did have boobtape tho [21:25] It's Padme and Anakin! Pause the scene! [21:25] paused [21:25] paused [21:25] proves the midichlorians are having some effect on her [21:25] right after C3PO i guess [21:25] paused [21:25] <@DMM> YES RIGHT AFTER 3PO [21:25] paused [21:25] tear [21:25] Why did it take so long for Mace to round up a couple of masters and get to the Chancellor's office? Did they stop for burgers on the way? [21:25] paused. [21:25] paused [21:25] paused [21:25] paused a second into the loud music [21:25] paused [21:25] paused [21:25] paused [21:25] misskitty: And if so, what kind of burgers? [21:26] Paused. That scene was FULL of cuts. ;) [21:26] Why, Bantha burgers, of course! [21:26] Deep emotional looks by two actors who look like mannequins [21:26] paused [21:26] jedi should be able to fly [21:26] Shipped fresh from Tatooine! [21:26] just continuously force push the ground [21:26] If I force push the ground.. [21:26] That building near the left looks suspiciously like the Empire State Building. [21:27] <@DMM> That wasn't actually 3PO btw, it was Jango, who survived Ep II [21:27] Best Anakin/Padme scene... no dialogue! [21:27] George Lucas should have chosen actors who could act [21:27] Agreed! [21:27] Tasnica: heh, that does indeed help [21:27] Hold on; I thought Jango was hanging out with the Wookiees. [21:27] Deep, soulful looks, baby [21:27] George Lucas should have been kept away from the script! [21:28] <@DMM> RESTART IN 30 [21:28] Firedrake: away from the dialogue [21:28] they were just the best he could find at reading his dialogue without bursting out with laughter or running out of the room [21:28] <@DMM> RESTART IN 20 [21:28] To infinity...AND BEYOND! [21:28] Firedrake: the script I don't mind as much [21:28] Fire at will, commander! [21:28] Make it so number one [21:28] "You can write this stuff, George, but you sure as shit can't say it" [21:28] <@DMM> RESTART IN 10 [21:28] <@DMM> 9 [21:28] <@DMM> 8 [21:28] <@DMM> 7 [21:28] <@DMM> 6 [21:28] <@DMM> 5 [21:28] <@DMM> 4 [21:28] <@DMM> 3 [21:28] <@DMM> 2 [21:28] <@DMM> 1 [21:28] <@DMM> GO [21:28] ooh, enterprise [21:28] Tasnica: Nice. ;) [21:28] flying saucer [21:29] ooh, power walk [21:29] poor jedi fodder [21:29] uh oh pissed jedi [21:29] The saucer section was separated! [21:29] this is my favorite fight! [21:29] Mace Windu and three Jedi agricultural specialists apprehend the Chancellor. [21:29] Mace is about to arrest Palpatine [21:29] they gonna get punked so hard [21:29] hahaha are you threatening me [21:29] I am the law! [21:29] A Windu is never late. He arrives exactly when he intends to. [21:29] with how much, four lightsabers? [21:29] I AM THE SENATE, very Judge Dredd [21:29] Fast Draw (Laser Sword) [21:29] <+Shishberg> Unnecessary Spin [21:29] Force scream [21:29] blocking, it's important [21:29] Those first two Jedi suck. [21:29] Triple kill [21:29] <@DMM> Palpatine is pretty handy with a sword [21:29] Drill! [21:29] Except "I *am* the Senate" is even more ridiculous [21:29] hahahaha, I love his ridiculous vampire spin [21:29] wait what [21:29] lol [21:29] mighty jedi [21:29] did those two just let themselves be killed? [21:29] There you have it, 3 out of 4 Jedi Masters are morons [21:29] yes [21:29] M-m-m-Monster Kill. [21:30] were they the jedi equiv of mooks? [21:30] yeah, they didn't try very hard [21:30] yes [21:30] They just stood there while he swung the saber through them. [21:30] poor Kit Fisto [21:30] It's not them sucking [21:30] it's the force scream [21:30] Does the DnD game system have some sort of force/luck/etc. points? 'Cos I think Palpy just spent all of his. [21:30] lol [21:30] Hey, what is wrong with you, man! I'm Mace Windu! Nobody disses Mace Windu like this! [21:30] Since Palpy is vastly more powerful than any of them [21:30] <@DMM> Palpatine: I am a master of over-emoting [21:30] Look at Annie run [21:30] Jedi Master was paralyzed! Jedi Master can't move! [21:30] <+AndrewDnD> dont go near the window! [21:30] old guy got some moves [21:30] I will so totally Mace you up when we are done here! [21:30] since when did melty lightsabers shatter glass? [21:30] Sith Lord uses Confuse Ray! [21:30] Would the window shatter like that? [21:30] Another glass window in a high place... [21:30] <+Shishberg> Mace: Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? [21:30] That's right, Palpatine has the jumpy-style [21:30] It's Super Effective! [21:30] This is my snarly face! [21:30] and also, no terrace? [21:31] Pickled_Tink, it's thermal shock. Or something. [21:31] Red vs purple looks cool. [21:31] man talk about overacting [21:31] how did he get his saber back anyway [21:31] Look at how anakin travels at the speed of plot [21:31] I'm mace windu, and I've just kicked your sorry butt! [21:31] Shishberg: NICE! [21:31] At least it looks like it's dual thickness [21:31] Anakin enters at exactly the wrong time [21:31] Bluff roll! [21:31] It took hours for the jedi to get to palpy, but anakin gets there quickly [21:31] <@DMM> Zap! [21:31] riiiiight [21:31] TAKING OVER [21:31] no no non no nno [21:31] Force Lightning yay! [21:31] Is it me or does he sound like Smeagol? [21:31] you will die! [21:31] NOOOO [21:31] NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOO [21:31] <@DMM> Jim: No, *you've* lost! [21:31] Both here and when he says "Do it" [21:31] turns him wrinkly [21:31] just what I was thinking, Rev [21:31] Old man talk [21:31] HE is the traitor, precious! [21:31] No, no no no, Baal, no [21:31] no you're the traitor, no you, no you!! [21:31] Master would never hurt us [21:31] the pooooweer to saaaave the one you looove [21:32] (He sounded just like the guy in the Diablo 2 cutscenes) [21:32] LIES [21:32] stop lightning then! [21:32] I'm SAMUEL L WINDU! Do what I say! [21:32] I take care of the place while the Master is away [21:32] <@DMM> Face melt... Don't look at the Ark! [21:32] Force Lightning reflection is pretty sweet [21:32] That's got to be a skill fumble, but he takes the disad points on appearance rather than - say - Dex or Int. [21:32] i had to buy the dvd and turn on subtitles to figure out he say Unlimited Power [21:32] "It'll be dark soon" [21:32] oh, woe is me [21:32] Hand! [21:32] Guess Palpy got a natural 20. [21:32] <+Shishberg> ++hand_count [21:32] <@DMM> Another hand! [21:32] "HE MUST LIVE" [21:32] bye hand [21:32] oh, right, says the kid who cut off a head earlier [21:32] POWAH! [21:32] UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!!! [21:32] damn, I wanted that purple laser sword [21:33] So what, you were going to arrest him, but now he's shown off Force Lightning you suddenly make up excuses? [21:33] "Power"? Do Sith need to call their attacks now? [21:33] UNLIMITED POWER [21:33] UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [21:33] OVER 9000! [21:33] hahahahahaa [21:33] Windu out the window [21:33] powa11111111111 [21:33] I guess he fell in the lava, then. [21:33] KAMEHAMEHA [21:33] that needs to be a line in the comic [21:33] "You get one 'regain consciousness' roll per second. It's ten seconds till you hit the ground." [21:33] That's gotta be a Laser Sword of Sharpness [21:33] <+Shishberg> Nobody could have survived that fall! [21:33] ... oh wait... [21:33] suggestive much? [21:33] No! Poor purple lightsaber. [21:33] GGGGOOOOOODDDDDDD [21:33] You messed up, kid [21:33] Palpatine just rolled a 80. [21:33] His head looks ridiculous. [21:33] Hmm... I seem to have done something stupid. Oh well, time to turn evil. [21:33] That's a really slow fall on Coruscant. [21:33] That's what you did [21:33] You can kill him y'know? [21:33] Some poor guy is making toast and Windu smears all over his window [21:33] or should i say VADER [21:33] <@DMM> Anakin: Oh, made a mistake, better become completely evil. [21:33] You doomed the galaxy to tyranny [21:33] Anakin must have used Int and wis as dump stats [21:33] <@DMM> Bad Anakin line! Drink! [21:33] why? [21:33] <+Shishberg> Anakin: No, I'm conflicted!... [beat] I submit to you, my Dark Lord. [21:33] no.. his body lands near the janitor [21:33] Yeah, talk about your bad decisions [21:34] his voice is so ridiculous now [21:34] wtf [21:34] hahaha, "goooooood" [21:34] and Palpatine's too [21:34] how can you trust a man with a voice that evil? [21:34] his forehead parted [21:34] just don't make me all wrinkly like you [21:34] ba-dum-tish [21:34] I'm sure Annie will play it well. ;) [21:34] Remember, falls are automatically slowed. [21:34] "I lied to you, but now you've burned your bridges it doesn't really matter, does it?" [21:34] is he drugged? [21:34] I pledge myshelf. [21:34] He's got a sub-Ferengi face ass at this point [21:34] did palpatine drug him at some point? [21:34] Sidious must have epic mind control stuff [21:34] can I rewind to check? [21:34] I am overwhelmed. [21:34] "I can't live without her. No other female would tolerate my frightening possessiveness and general dickery." [21:34] <+Shishberg> Yeeeeesh some real old man wheezing happening here [21:34] Y'know, if I were Palpatine, I'd be getting a bit worried about Anakin's state of mind at this point, even if I was trying to corrupt him. [21:34] and Annie obviously has a terrible Will save [21:34] I just killed my other master, time to pledge myself to you, and kill everyone. [21:34] <@DMM> Vvvvader [21:34] With those poses and postures, the slash writes itself. [21:34] <+AndrewDnD> vader... yeah that will do [21:34] Annie, get my inhaler [21:34] look at those eyes [21:34] IT'S DUTCH YOU KNOW [21:34] He sounds like he's a little gassy. [21:34] Only a STRONG jedi could take down Samuel L. Windu... [21:34] so Annie figured it out ages ago but was roleplaying the terrible saves? [21:34] Did somebody order a LARGE HAM? [21:35] Medigo: I know alright [21:35] you will be known as DARTH FATHER [21:35] IT WILL BE PRETTY SYMBOLIC ONCE YOU CHOKE [21:35] <+Shishberg> "You will be known as Darth..." Audience: "WHAT? OH THE SUSPENSE" [21:35] love it [21:35] ehr [21:35] And yet he still looks like Colin Mocherie, somehow. [21:35] oooooh music [21:35] Meet Padme [21:35] the music almost saves it [21:35] Psychic Yoda is psychic. [21:35] <@DMM> Puppeteen: LOL [21:35] he just pulled it out of his hat [21:35] So wait [21:35] "Vader. Yeah, yeah, that sounds good." [21:35] <+Shishberg> Palpatine would have been more fun played by BRIAN BLESSED. [21:35] who knew he was half-Klingon? [21:35] Yoda has an upset stomach [21:35] Ham, sliced thick, with lots of relish. [21:35] No, Boss Nass works fine. [21:35] look at that forehead! [21:35] <+Shishberg> You will be known AS DARTH VADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [21:35] <+Shishberg> (that's funny in my head) [21:36] ENEMY OF THE REPUBLIC [21:36] so annoying that Vader doesn't actually kill any Jedi onscreen [21:36] "Next, we establish the Senate Un-Republican Activities Committee." [21:36] <+Shishberg> (Brian Blessed lives in my head) [21:36] Glowing eyes! [21:36] Good thing I planned for this... [21:36] the extra life force power must require a ridiculous amount of evil points, so annie has to commit a set number of evil feats [21:36] obi-wan is public enemy numba one [21:36] the ... civil war ... [21:36] SLAUGHTER THOSE CHITLINS [21:36] SHOW NO MERCY! [21:36] can you? [21:36] * marienz blinks [21:36] That ought to hold the little SOB's [21:36] <@DMM> Noooooo............ Not Gunray! [21:36] I've been planning for them [21:36] Yay Peace! [21:36] "What about the other Jedi? Shouldn't I, y'know, hunt them all down?" "No, don't bother, why should you do that?" [21:36] NO ANAKIN!!!!! DONT DO THE POD RACE!!!!!! [21:36] not the viceroy! [21:36] mustafar system? [21:37] "You must kill [twenty-five] Jedi and bring me their laser swords." [21:37] <@DMM> Palpatine: And we shall have pizza. [21:37] Once more the sith will RULE THE GALAXY! And, we shall have,.....peace. [21:37] Harh [21:37] <+Shishberg> Mmm ham. I'm kinda hungry. Any ham & pineapple left? [21:37] Palpatine: Hmm... you are powerful, Anakin. Go slaughter a bunch of CR 1 enemies! [21:37] xD [21:37] jar jar, dont lick the electrical arc [21:37] and then there will be... cake [21:37] LIES [21:37] ONCE MORE THE SITH SHALL RULE THE GALAXY ... and we shall have ... pizza. [21:37] I heard oppressive dictatorship is the best way to stop any rebellions [21:37] Pizza with lots of ham [21:37] Well, "peace" is a bit iffy [21:37] Yes, peace...unless a new rebellion starts up... [21:37] empire music [21:37] <+Shishberg> Good thing Anakin had his Evil Cloak in his speeder. [21:37] yay marching sounds not matching up to graphics [21:37] Anakin: What Planet is Mustafar? Palpatine: It's the one on fire [21:37] Suddenly we're back at World o'Sinkholes. [21:37] Fear will keep the systems in line. [21:37] Nice hoodie, there [21:37] Okay for what it's worth, I love this scene [21:37] the 501st [21:37] And destroys my secret weapon [21:37] Fear of our pizza. [21:37] but what are the odds of a rebellion, really [21:37] order 66 time [21:37] i remember that level from battlefront [21:37] pew [21:38] The Jedi are unaware of our attack! Let us stroll purposefully in neat formation! [21:38] Operation: Knightfall I believe it was called. [21:38] Also, laser swords are the perfect tool for Peace [21:38] <+AndrewDnD> he gave it back [21:38] SIX TEA SIX [21:38] let me give you your lightsaber [21:38] Medigo it'll never happen right? [21:38] Cuz I'm gonna shoot you! [21:38] and then try and kill you [21:38] He's still on that damn lizard [21:38] <+Shishberg> Revenant: I think you mean Pieces [21:38] Yay, Order 66. The bestest order of all the orders that were ever ordered! [21:38] It's sixties musician Commander Cody! [21:38] DIE LIZARD DIE [21:38] Exactly ;) [21:38] <@DMM> Cody: Darn, You should have told me before I gave him his sword back [21:38] kyorosuke, he LIKES that lizard. [21:38] Is he calling every clone commander individually? That's going to take ages. [21:38] OH NO!!!!! [21:38] Execute Order 66. [21:38] huh, how'd he find his lizard again? [21:38] <+AndrewDnD> anyone order a large 66 with sweet and sour sauce? [21:38] splash [21:38] I think Commander Cody was in some MST3k shorts too. [21:38] the lizard stopped after he jumped to the unicycle [21:38] I did [21:38] DON'T DO IT!!!!!! [21:38] did he have a spare? [21:38] That, or they'll named Cody [21:38] NOOOOOOOOOOOOo [21:38] <+Shishberg> Nobody could have survived that fall! [21:39] it's in the manual [21:39] Roll for fall damage. [21:39] who names a clone cody? [21:39] 5 [21:39] Boga! Nooooo! [21:39] they're all* [21:39] 20 [21:39] pew pew pew! [21:39] <+AndrewDnD> sad scene is sad [21:39] DMM: Yeah, I think that every time... [21:39] "The time has come." the Walrus said. [21:39] "Execute Order 66." "You couldn't have called THREE MINUTES AGO?!" [21:39] <@DMM> Ki Adi Mundi!!!! [21:39] noooo don't kill the lizard [21:39] noooooooooo [21:39] <+AndrewDnD> avatar planet [21:39] murder scene is murder [21:39] <+Shishberg> Planet of Avatar Flowers [21:39] <@DMM> Avatar planet [21:39] i agree Andrew, these next few secenes are pretty sad [21:39] Not the blue skinned space babe! [21:39] I swear some of these guys flunked Force Deflection classes [21:39] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [21:39] 66 falls, everybody dies (except PCs!) [21:39] <@DMM> Where's Kirk to save her? [21:39] Not the Twi'lek babe! [21:39] NOOOO the breasts [21:39] Aw, I liked her... [21:39] >_> [21:39] Sorry, coneheads, you're going back to France [21:39] Pickled_Tink, blue skinned space babe on the jungle world. Hmm. Wonder if that inspired anything. [21:39] yoda and obi live [21:39] =p [21:39] straaaange flowers [21:40] Buah, hah ha! Take that, Pandora! [21:40] overkill is nice [21:40] Damn not a chance [21:40] We have you now! [21:40] Nice landing [21:40] over kill eh? [21:40] <@DMM> Predator Jedi [21:40] I love how they give her afters [21:40] <+AndrewDnD> zendikar planet [21:40] Yoda senses it but none of the other 10000 Jedi do. [21:40] I like how long these soldiers take to shoot Yoda [21:40] Speeder bikes with Great Big air intakes... [21:40] Now it's clones versus kermit! [21:40] Wait, this fight is STILL going? [21:40] kermit wins [21:40] well Palpatine is calling one at a time [21:40] Yeah, I think we understand what Order 66 is now. [21:40] And that's what you get for not using shields, Ploo Koon [21:40] green vs green! [21:40] Big Wheels! [21:40] Yoda: Sorry, I'm a PC. [21:40] he really should've done Yoda first though [21:41] Oh wow, those droid gunships are actually in the movies? I'll have to put my Lego one back together, I thought it was just an EU made-up thing [21:41] So, WAIT. They're killing the Jedi, are they?? [21:41] bad call not killing yoda first [21:41] <+Shishberg> Chewie: "Okay, Yoda, WHAT THE HELL?" [21:41] THE YOUNGLINGS [21:41] <@DMM> You know, this is probably the most people watching Ep III simultaneously... ever. [21:41] evil means xp is reversed. children are usually worth the most negative xp [21:41] "annie, you wouldn't???" [21:41] let me guess [21:41] CHOPPY!!!! [21:41] What are we going to do? DIE! [21:41] Free XP! [21:41] HOORAY!!! [21:41] fatality [21:41] SUICIDE PACT [21:41] Those guys won't get ahead in the Republic miltary. [21:41] and yoda was the only one who felt this coming? [21:41] Qualification: Online, DMM. ;) [21:41] "Hey, kiddies, I've brought you a Special Present. Would you like to play with uncle's laser sword?" [21:41] Hit them with your accent. [21:41] If only they'd killed kids for bad acting two movies ago... [21:41] @DMM - more than opening night? [21:41] fancy force powers [21:41] Wookie: "What the hell was that about?" [21:41] Palpatine is placing individual calls because the bill for conference calls is too steep on his current plan [21:41] can my gift just be a hug??? [21:41] you are going to die [21:41] CAN'T MY TREAT JUST BE A HUG? [21:42] oh, australian boy, you are now dead [21:42] I'll tell you what you're going to do - DIE! [21:42] LOLOLOLOLOL [21:42] MASTER THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM [21:42] <@DMM> that kid was British, not Australian [21:42] Does this count as Anakin/Padme? [21:42] sunflowers [21:42] It's a trap! [21:42] Have you seen the rates Coruscant Telecoms charge? THEY'RE the true villains here! [21:42] Love this scene [21:42] And now Lucas kills his kid, too [21:42] Dude, that kid kicked arse [21:42] Sudden competent jedi, that will never do. [21:42] <+Shishberg> Youngling of Did Not Die Immediately [21:42] Death to the children! [21:42] Cheers Ross [21:42] yaaaay [21:42] we just have a small fire [21:42] He's Lucas' kid, no less [21:42] Define "nepotism": Jett Lucas outperforms nine out of ten Jedi Masters. [21:43] but your life is quite possibly in danger [21:43] good thing Clones are dumb like Storm troopers [21:43] When I say "leave", I mean "die" [21:43] da faux is that [21:43] <@DMM> Robot Chicken Walkers [21:43] The top half of his body has dried while the bottom half is still in the water. Truly these are force powers. [21:43] See you next movie! [21:43] He gave himself a couple shot bit... [21:43] <+Shishberg> Goodbye, Random Wookie. Goodbye, Insert from Previous Movies. [21:43] "Goodbye Chewbacca, when you hear my name again pretend you've never heard of me." [21:43] Does that pod have a toilet in it? [21:43] Kermit heads to space! [21:43] <+AndrewDnD> i'm flying off in my space toilet [21:43] <@DMM> Yoda leaves Kashyyyk in an outhouse [21:43] Prototype AT-ST [21:43] it's chewbacca's father [21:44] tarfuur [21:44] Given where Yoda ends up... not surprising. [21:44] RRRRWWWWWAAAAWR [21:44] The rocket hut [21:44] an outhouse with spaceflight capabilities [21:44] Yeah, I can see it [21:44] and chewy never sees yoda again [21:44] <@DMM> Bail Organa! Check that evil goatee [21:44] for the executive who's always on the go [21:44] ahh..the goatee [21:44] "No-one could have survived that fall" - drink! [21:44] They seem to shoot the Twi'lek gal a LOT more than strictly necessary. [21:44] * Revenant drinks [21:44] overkill [21:44] Man, Cody turns evil and five minutes later he's making supervillain errors [21:44] It was because she is hot, and they didn't want fans to retcon her out alive [21:44] <+Shishberg> "No one could have survived that fall. After all, Mace Windu didn't." [21:44] Teresa it's afters [21:44] oh hmm [21:44] She clearly had rolled high on her HP rolls, and they knew it. [21:44] You barely notice her. [21:44] hey we're missing a ship [21:45] Yoda, too, is destined to land on Earth and get adopted by a Kansas couple. [21:45] <@DMM> Emergency Code 911 [21:45] "All units are unavailable. Please wait." [21:45] <@DMM> PAUSE AT END OF PADME/ANAKIN SCENE [21:45] O.o [21:45] dedication! [21:45] wow [21:45] oh snap [21:45] btw DMM, this has been awesome [21:45] bah, I'm a bit behind, accidentally hit pause at some point [21:45] .... [21:45] Oh, Padme, I left some sunflowers on the table for you... [21:45] <+Shishberg> "My clone troops turned on me." "Did you install service pack 3?" [21:45] good old padme [21:45] padme anakin [21:45] it is quite early [21:45] 913 [21:45] <@DMM> PAUSE AT END OF PADME/ANAKIN SCENE [21:45] gratuitous lens flare [21:45] I don't trust those service packs [21:46] "Oh Anakin, what are you going to do." "Kill EVERYBODY!" [21:46] my troops were infected with vista security 2010 [21:46] "My clone troops turned on me" what does he think it was personal? [21:46] hush!!!!!!! first lines!!!!!!! [21:46] I AM GONNA PULL A SASUKE [21:46] Anakin is just in this for the XP now [21:46] DARKNESS DARKNESS DARKNESS [21:46] "I DID install service pack 3. My troops are now turning on me in a spiffier font." [21:46] im gonna look away then turn back to you [21:46] turn his back, apparently. [21:46] oh drama. [21:47] <@DMM> AFTER 3PO PAUSE [21:47] imsa scardes [21:47] "Many Jedi have been killed. Some by me." [21:47] Did you remember to click the box that says "Deactivate Order 66?" [21:47] Paused [21:47] that ship looks familiar [21:47] <@DMM> we're paused [21:47] paused [21:47] paused [21:47] paused [21:47] paused [21:47] I'm vaguely curious... is Rex the one who is supposed to 66 Ahsoka? [21:47] Paused. [21:47] paused [21:47] paused [21:47] paused [21:47] paused [21:47] Paused. [21:47] rex was decapitated [21:47] what? [21:47] when did rex die? [21:47] <@DMM> short pause, we'll go as soon as we're ready [21:47] Rex was decapitated? [21:47] likewise [21:47] Hmm... is Pete still R2 at this point? Because he doesn't do much... [21:47] <@DMM> Don't want to stretch this out too long [21:48] paused [21:48] Paused. [21:48] paused [21:48] paused [21:48] paused. [21:48] paused [21:48] <+andrewshellshear> Try closing your trooper's visors then reopening them again [21:48] paused [21:48] Pete did plenty at the beginning [21:48] Oh, I'm talking about post-66. [21:48] Give Death by Order 66 a chance to process his only clients. [21:48] i'm grabbing another lollipop, anyone want one? [21:48] Obviously, Pete is DMing the opening. [21:48] I don't think Rex died. [21:49] does force in star wars work like order/chaos does in recluce? [21:49] soooo i never got my chapstick.... [21:49] <@DMM> RESTART IN 30 [21:50] paused... finally [21:50] killing other sensitives makes the survivors and future children more powerful? [21:50] <@DMM> RESTART IN 20 [21:50] Conservation of ninjutsu? [21:50] <+andrewshellshear> There can be only one! Or two [21:50] <@DMM> RESTART IN 10 [21:50] 10 [21:50] <@DMM> 9 [21:50] <@DMM> 8 [21:50] <@DMM> 7 [21:50] <@DMM> 6 [21:50] <@DMM> 5 [21:50] <@DMM> 4 [21:50] <@DMM> 3 [21:50] <@DMM> 2 [21:50] <@DMM> 1 [21:50] <@DMM> GO [21:50] weird ship is weird. [21:50] Cue dramatic music [21:50] That ship looks like a fist. [21:50] Republic transport! [21:50] I wonder if they'll be landing that one too. [21:50] classic ship is classic [21:50] Its engines seem bigger than in ANH... [21:50] Nice Ship! [21:50] <+Shishberg> schlurp [21:51] <@DMM> They memory wiped that ship [21:51] so bright [21:51] <+Shishberg> Episode IV Ship is White [21:51] Ship is made of cones [21:51] how many Jedi? [21:51] as many as the EU allows [21:51] <@DMM> It's like the inside of a refigerator [21:51] Oh yeah, nobody cares about AI-murder. mutter mutter. [21:51] They want to give you cake. [21:51] HOLY CRAP IT'S MIGUEL PRADA [21:51] if it were the inside of a fridge it would be dark [21:51] obvious trap is obvious [21:51] yeah, they have to hold down the button on the door to keep the lights on [21:51] death to all thinking machines [21:51] But little do they want you to know the Cake is a lie. [21:51] LAVA [21:51] <@DMM> Lava Planet of Lava-ey [21:51] IT IS ON FIRE [21:51] what happened to springing the trap [21:51] Phaaze, the door is still open. [21:51] They really want to give you death [21:51] don't they have an emp somewhere? [21:51] Welcome to Lethal Lava Land [21:51] Honestly, the Jedi had it coming for endorsing the use of a clone army [21:51] I hope these guys moisturise [21:52] find a fire flower [21:52] also, magma, cool [21:52] <@DMM> WHY are they mining lava??? [21:52] more platforms [21:52] then it would be in a yellow light [21:52] what are those guys doing [21:52] because they can [21:52] yeah, what DMM said [21:52] <+Shishberg> 'cause there are... rocks... in it [21:52] it's iron [21:52] convection be damned [21:52] papapa-paa-paaa-pa [21:52] Oh yeah, he'll take of you all right... [21:52] Bully the bully [21:52] 'TAKE CARE OF YOU' [21:52] DMM: you'd understand if you have played dwarf fortress [21:52] Geothermal? [21:52] D'OHOHOHOHOH [21:52] Shishberg: riiiight [21:52] You have to mine lava, it doesn't just get into villain's lairs by itself [21:52] I don't have one of them fancy pure white fridges [21:52] <@DMM> Jim will have to come up with a geological justification for that planet [21:52] Like dirt farming in Holy Grail, I suppose [21:52] that pilot is the original boba fett, jeremy bulloch [21:52] the planet's core is solid iron with the outside layers being molten iron [21:52] the guy who said they have a message [21:52] <@DMM> It's a trap! [21:52] DMM: good luck with that! [21:52] Awesome [21:53] I think the Lava is full of minerals used for building stuff [21:53] Yeah, they resell it to supervillians [21:53] tidal heating by contraction and expansion. High mounts of radioactive elements in the crust and mantle [21:53] But how do the robots not melt in the lava cave? Or do they just get replaced a lot? [21:53] <@DMM> The Lava Moon [21:53] Shielding [21:53] shiny moon (?) is shiny [21:53] force fields! [21:53] Bouncy R2! [21:53] they are made of carbonite [21:53] <@DMM> Nice jump, R2 [21:53] they're expendable [21:53] Red Moon Rising [21:53] Heat shielding to keep out the heat [21:53] is that platform hovering on antigrav? [21:53] with all the guards defending congressmen, it'll be easy for us to enter the temple that's right next door! [21:53] "That's no lava moon!" [21:53] I couldn't quite see if it was actually attached to anything [21:53] they are made of unobtanium [21:53] *they are* [21:53] <+Shishberg> Greenscreen Anakin Is Not On Red Planet [21:53] <@DMM> Pete left behind again [21:53] Cunning move [21:53] DRAMATIC ENTRANCE!!!! [21:53] poor Pete [21:53] Pete couldn't make this session either? [21:53] pete, stay [21:53] leave Pete behind so he can't see you slaughter them [21:54] <@DMM> Mouse droids are foreshadowy [21:54] muttering profanities to himself [21:54] "R2, stay with the ship. You haven't gotten to do anything since the beginning of this game. Why change that now?" [21:54] PUPPIES [21:54] weird droids. [21:54] <@DMM> Nute Gunray! [21:54] the xp is mine [21:54] And now Annie gets the privelige of clearing out the DM's NPC portfolio [21:54] Rord Vader [21:54] You know, we could have shut those doors on our own [21:54] fancy remote door control there [21:54] Poor Pete's not going to have much to do in these gaming sessions. I foresee lots of inset panels in his future. [21:54] Y-O-D-A! YODA! [21:54] I believe Master Yoda is... annoyed. [21:54] Yoda's top is made out of rubber, his bottom is made out of springs. [21:54] pouty face [21:54] Quick, into the giant mushroom-shaped senate chambers [21:54] no one cares he's a toad man now? [21:54] "And here I detail how evil I have been and you schmucks remain absolutely clueless! BWAHAHAHA!" [21:55] yay? [21:55] Yay! Kill all the Jedi! Evil nasty Jedi. [21:55] "We have no further territorial ambitions in the galaxy!" [21:55] <@DMM> Palpatine: Yoda is plotting to overthrow the Senate. I'll throw the Senate at him!!! Literally! [21:55] Chancellor Zod, Mk. II [21:55] why is this a yay moment [21:55] Obviously the Jedi used an evil face-melty-power on him [21:55] Like a chainsaw through butter... [21:55] <@DMM> Toad man is good... All glory to the Hypnotoad! [21:55] Aww. [21:55] "Who could have done this?" Next, on CSI Coruscant. [21:55] HYPNOTOAD [21:55] I can tell because of how they are burned [21:55] ALL GLORY [21:55] Nice cut there [21:55] *sunglasses* [21:55] ALL WILL BOW TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!! [21:55] GLORY [21:56] "Who? Who could have done this???" "Say, weren't we hunting for a Sith lord at the start of this movie?" [21:56] Yep, there's your reward guys. [21:56] that was nice [21:56] I have anti-Jedi powers! [21:56] why is the senate accepting this? [21:56] flip shot off the backhand [21:56] Stop! Nooo! [21:56] <@DMM> Anakin has evil red eyes! [21:56] red glowy eyes! [21:56] <+Shishberg> Eyes: colour coded for your convenience [21:56] yeah, that'll be effective [21:56] ...why are his eyes yellow? [21:56] "And here I give myself unlimited power. I bet you guys clap!" [21:56] marienz, they're politicians, all politicians do what they're told. [21:56] "Idiots" [21:56] Because he's now a cat [21:56] He has absorbed the spirit of Obi-Wan's lizard. [21:56] mmm... hammm [21:56] Yay! First galactic empire!! And the crowd cheers... fools. [21:56] Yay! [21:56] OH NOES!!!! [21:56] yay, we're all fired! [21:56] what? [21:56] EMPIRES ARE GOOD RIGHT? [21:56] WOOOO [21:56] Pickled_Tink, their display screens are saying "clap or get arrested for treason" [21:56] ALRIGHT! [21:56] "I cast Force Suggestion. 20" [21:56] haha [21:56] Would it die any other way? [21:56] I don't get this at all [21:56] empires don't have seanators [21:57] CHOP [21:57] Now raise your hands very dramatically. [21:57] Bye bye space Elvis [21:57] "With thunderous applause." [21:57] POLITICS [21:57] Yep, it's peaceful when you're dead [21:57] The Roman Empire had senators. [21:57] i am just now getting the relation between the republic/empire and rome [21:57] <+Shishberg> Okay... raising his hands above his head might have been a *touch* overboard for the "I'm doing this for your good" thing [21:57] OH LUCAS YOU SO CLEVER WITH WRITING [21:57] apparently it works on everyone but padme [21:57] <@DMM> TV Wall in the temple [21:57] owwwww [21:57] "Oh, I got your piece right here..." [21:57] does pregnancy shield you from mind control? [21:57] screee [21:57] Shut up, Gunray [21:57] Lol, those clowns in CONGRESS AM I RIGHT? [21:57] And thunderous applause follows force lightning! [21:57] Oh shut up Padme, you haven't even been turning up for senate sessions this movie [21:57] he doesn't fire them until the death star is almost ready [21:57] you must use force storm [21:57] Wow... the reason that Lucas had to wait so long to do the prequels wasn't because he was waiting for the CGI technology. He was waiting for Bush. [21:57] it'll clear out the entire room [21:57] <@DMM> Yoda: D'oh! [21:57] Oh no, Don't look Obi Wan [21:57] how did they get a recording of palaptine in there? [21:58] <+Shishberg> Convenient that the security camera was in PALPATINE'S OFFICE [21:58] YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH [21:58] hey... the jedi bugged palpatine's office [21:58] <@DMM> So the Jedi have cameras in Palpatine's office? But nobody bothered to look at it until now? [21:58] ... is there nobody watching the cameras? [21:58] No, it's a hologram of a hologram [21:58] were younglings blocking darth vader? [21:58] WHAT IS THIS [21:58] No, Palpy meets him at the temple. [21:58] They used a periscope through a hole in the floor. [21:58] DrB-SpaceJawa, not admissible in space court [21:58] one has to wonder why they needed him to keep an eye on the chancellor then [21:58] And that they just capture the figures and not, like, the furniture [21:58] I guess that was part of Anakin's spying. [21:58] How about Obi-Wan just blows up Anakin's ship and leaves him on Mustafar until they sort all this out? [21:58] It was a secret test of loyalty? [21:58] Or not so secret [21:58] What are you talking about? Brothers fight all the time [21:58] which he... failed. slightly. [21:59] woo, player vs player is the best kind of combat! [21:59] but i can let nature do so [21:59] <@DMM> Nice curtains, and gold statues [21:59] anakin should have turned off the recording before submitting [21:59] Boy, the Dark Side consumes awfully quickly, doesn't it. [21:59] It's probably the cookies [21:59] I think that's the least convincing "pregnant woman" I have ever seen on screen. [21:59] wonder why they caught the details of anakin turning but not where he was sent [21:59] "Use your feelings"? That's terrible advice [21:59] Sidious drugged them [21:59] well, he burnt a lot of bridges [21:59] Conspicuous consumption is very dark side. [21:59] Padme, I need to slice Anakin into little bits... [21:59] he looks at camera soon, get ready to drink [21:59] for the cookies [21:59] Why did Obi-Wan not bring video footage? [21:59] Diplomacy roll! [21:59] Her voice raises right at the end of "From the Sith?" [21:59] ugh Padme [21:59] <@DMM> Padme: How could you say that? Obi-Wan: With my mouth. [22:00] "He couldn't. He took Code of Honour." "Yeah, but he's also got Reprogrammable Duty." [22:00] Like this: Anakin has turned to the dark side [22:00] she's getting squeaky [22:00] Hahaha [22:00] why didn't he just bring the recording? [22:00] Plenty of lip and tongue action! [22:00] bear in mind ben actually puts some points into charisma, so of course he can convince jim's character of anything [22:00] Annie went dark as soon as she saw the stats on that Sith lord NPC the DM has been using [22:00] marienz, took the words out of my keyboard [22:00] marienz: Exactly! [22:00] What the hell is she wearing now? Is that a fuzzy sweater or something? [22:00] stupid wench! [22:00] i'm a woman i don't want to think [22:00] <@DMM> Ominous music is ominous [22:00] Pregnant woman is irrational [22:00] Annie's more the roleplayer type though [22:00] "You're going to kill him, aren't you?" "Only a little." [22:00] evasive action is evasive [22:01] I think she was roleplaying being mentally dominated by Sidious or something [22:01] What is this room, the overly-furnished round indoor porch? [22:01] he'll get better [22:01] I CAN'T [22:01] WAAAAAAAAH [22:01] haha.. when obi-wan walks away he has to put the hood up [22:01] <@DMM> Obi-Wan JUST worked out Anakin is the father? [22:01] Only partially dead. [22:01] I'll probably give him flesh wounds [22:01] arghhh [22:01] that's the only way to explain how stupid Anikin is [22:01] Corpses everywhere! [22:01] Why doesn't he just tell the truth from a certain point of view? [22:01] wait, did she tell him where he went? [22:01] from a certain point of view [22:01] but he must die [22:01] I wasn't paying attention just now [22:01] He hasn't learned that trick yet [22:01] Any reason he's just hanging around lava land? [22:01] No, not specifically [22:01] Shiny ship! [22:01] Oh Hayden, will you ever learn to act? [22:01] does she even know? [22:01] after all, "Good is only a point of view" [22:01] it's on fire [22:01] IWC_Junkie: he'll be killed first [22:01] He's waiting for orders from Sidious [22:01] Doesn't Anakin say that? [22:01] why WOULDN"T you hang around [22:01] BURNING IN MY SKIN [22:01] marienz: you haven't seen the movie? [22:02] He just went to Planet Evil, I guess [22:02] <@DMM> This is where he learns. Obi-Wan: Damnit, next time I'll just tell the truth from a certain point of view. [22:02] To Obi-Wan? [22:02] fire makes me look cool [22:02] It's a pretty view. [22:02] <+Shishberg> "Threepio will look after me. Look, his arms are welded to his side. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?" [22:02] whitehelm: I have once, iirc [22:02] and shedding emo tears [22:02] BOOMERANG SHIP [22:02] don't cry for me, lava moongentina [22:02] lol 3po [22:02] SHIIIINEEEEE [22:02] <@DMM> "Threepio the NON-COMBAT droid will look after me." [22:02] The force, because pushing a button is too much work! [22:02] C-3PO > Anakin [22:02] Romulan Warbird: <> [22:02] Palpatine said it to Anakin. I swear Anakin says it to Obi-Wan [22:02] wouldn't a silver ship be extremely hot on re-entry? [22:02] Sneaky Obi-Wan is sneaky [22:02] <+Shishberg> Is Anakin cold? On the lava planet? [22:02] I'm a stowaway [22:02] ninja jedis [22:02] 3PO will look after you? That couldn't have even sounded good in your head. [22:03] IT'S ON [22:03] He'll make sure they kill her politely [22:03] He must have taken some serious points in stealth [22:03] "I'm so glad I turned evil. Now I don't have to think at all any more!" [22:03] <+andrewshellshear> So, about that resurrection spell... [22:03] Or made some good stealth rolls [22:03] Ooh, prepare for overly long and over melodramatic battle scene... [22:03] So did he ever send that shut-down message, or what? [22:03] Damn Obi-Wan is FAST! [22:03] hope so [22:03] Yow, the ground pressure on that landing gear must be immense. [22:03] well it's a Padme/Anakin scene... [22:03] xd [22:03] harh [22:03] Hoods: They're What's For Evil. [22:03] poor Dooku [22:03] <@DMM> PAUSE WHEN OBI-WAN APPEARS FROM PADME'S SHIP [22:03] The last padme/anakin scene! REJOICE! [22:03] hahaha [22:04] padme is movie ruiner [22:04] and she wears awful clothes [22:04] always breaking the momentum [22:04] <@DMM> last pause of the movie [22:04] This movie would not have been great without padme. [22:04] <@DMM> PAUSE WHEN OBI-WAN APPEARS FROM PADME'S SHIP [22:04] "It's not so much the dark side as the not-so-light side..." [22:04] This is like the fifth crying scene we've had [22:04] last three scenes of the movie [22:04] wtf is she wearing [22:04] iknorite [22:04] <@DMM> love.... [22:04] Silly cow, why are you telling him this? [22:04] a tunic? [22:04] is she wearing sleeves? [22:04] ugh, the dialogue is so horrible I want her to die [22:04] "All I want is your love. 'Staying alive' is optional." [22:04] at least she's dressed for warm weather [22:04] I want to know what he told you so I can deny it [22:04] KILLED YOUNGLINGS [22:04] and him to get maimed [22:05] Oh god, evil Lucas dialogue. My ears! [22:05] Is that Doom logo in the back there? [22:05] YOU TOLD HIM!!!! [22:05] Of course Obi-Wan is trying to turn her against him. [22:05] Huzzah, I'm gonna get my wish :D [22:05] The fact that he lives on Hell now should clue you in to the whole evil thing. [22:05] he's a manipulative bastard [22:05] He wants to help you DIE. [22:05] also, is "younglings" a word some people actually use [22:05] DRINK! [22:05] ONLY ME!!!!!! [22:05] ("together you and I can rule the galaxy") [22:05] together you and I can rule the galaxy [22:05] YOU NEED ME MOM....PADME [22:05] him and the powerful again [22:05] "Only my new powers can do that" ? WHO TALKS LIKE THAT [22:05] i mean.. they used that line later one [22:05] I won't lose you to sand raiders [22:05] <+Shishberg> "And together you and I can rule the galaxy... or, you know, whoever" [22:05] Unlimited rice pudding! [22:05] I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! [22:05] not here on the planet of fire [22:05] ONLY MY VAGUELY ESTABLISJED POWERS [22:05] <@DMM> Soonish.... [22:06] MY NAME IS NEO [22:06] heh, we can only have a baby if we RULE THE GALAXY [22:06] <@DMM> Oh get on with it [22:06] Rule the galaxy as husband and wife! Or whatever [22:06] Told you not to talk to him, silly cow. [22:06] paused [22:06] I could re-establish the republic for you! [22:06] <@DMM> Pause [22:06] paused [22:06] there is obi wan [22:06] paused [22:06] paused [22:06] PAUSED [22:06] standing heroicly in the ship [22:06] Would that make you love me again? [22:06] we'll launch a peace moon at our public wedding! [22:06] Paused. [22:06] paused [22:06] paused [22:06] <+Shishberg> Obi-Wan appears, legs akimbo [22:06] Paused on Obi-Wan, subtly emphasising his groin at the worst possible moment [22:06] AWFUL LINE [22:06] Together you and I can rule the galaxy as father and... wait hold on [22:06] Don't you turn against me! Baby why you make gotta hurt you? [22:06] BREAKING MY HEART [22:06] obi-wan posed very nicely at top of ramp [22:06] Padme can't follow his path because she doesn't qualify for force PrCs [22:06] <@DMM> Right, this is the last pause for the movie [22:06] SHE'S LOST THE WILL TO LIVE!!!!!! WHY DON'T WE JUST PRAY FOR HER TO LIVE!!!!!! [22:06] Well, it's a long flight from Coruscant, and she was lonely... [22:06] paused [22:06] oh and paused [22:06] paused [22:07] let's not use the billions of dollars of medical equipment [22:07] paused [22:07] on Obi-Wan's manly pose [22:07] Paused. [22:07] paused [22:07] <@DMM> unfortunate point to pause :-O) [22:07] Ok, good. [22:07] LIARS WIN [22:07] Obi-Wan thinks he's Peter Pan. [22:07] emo Anakin is emo [22:07] Liar Liar, planet on fire! [22:07] <+andrewshellshear> FEAR OBI-WAN [22:07] DrB-SpaceJawa: xD [22:07] <@DMM> restart as soon as we're all ready [22:07] I've got a great still of Anakin with evil pointy finger aimed at Padme [22:07] I can't wait to see this pose in the comic. [22:07] good one [22:07] superman pose [22:08] ready whenever everyone else is [22:08] ready [22:08] Hello. My name is Obi-Wan Kenobi. You killed the council. Prepare to die [22:08] haha [22:08] DrB-SpaceJawa, you win this shiny internet [22:08] ready [22:08] Ready. [22:08] ready as I'll ever be [22:08] okay, ready [22:08] On manly pose now. Can't wait to see that in the comic. [22:08] Yay! I won an internet! [22:08] ready [22:09] I'm on a ship! [22:09] <@DMM> RESTART IN 30 [22:09] Is it the final countdown? [22:09] * marienz groans [22:09] <@DMM> RESTART IN 20 [22:09] D: [22:09] DrB-SpaceJawa, an internet gives you a -2 INT modifier. Just so you know. [22:09] duh da da da duh [22:09] I'm on a horse [22:09] <@DMM> RESTART IN 10 [22:09] <@DMM> 9 [22:09] Puppeteen: only -2? [22:09] I'm sending you a bill for mental trauma for getting that stuck in my head. [22:09] <@DMM> 8 [22:09] I bet this is right after a big player breakup [22:09] <@DMM> 7 [22:09] <@DMM> 6 [22:09] * RossC SUMMONS BIGGER FISH!!!!!!!! [22:09] <@DMM> 5 [22:09] On the plus side, it's SHINY [22:09] <@DMM> 4 [22:09] STRAP IN GUYS [22:09] <@DMM> 3 [22:09] <@DMM> 2 [22:09] <@DMM> 1 [22:09] <@DMM> GO [22:09] liar! [22:09] BIGGER LAVA FISH? [22:09] annie leaving jim for ben :p [22:09] (And for beating me to the joke.) [22:09] Ooh, I get to hear the liar line again. :) [22:09] LIAR! [22:09] LIAR [22:09] manful obi wan [22:10] I did all of this to save your life. Now, DIE! [22:10] this just makes no sense [22:10] <@DMM> Force choke! [22:10] my throat [22:10] * anaraugg slaps RossC around with a BIGGER trout [22:10] aargh it makes no sense [22:10] Choking your pregnant wife [22:10] So he chokes her for less than 5 seconds [22:10] ANAKIN YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART [22:10] Ooh, force grip. Sure sign of the Dark Side. [22:10] Always a good sign [22:10] and she's Ko'ed [22:10] NOOOOO [22:10] That was the least convincing pretending-to-be-choked I've ever seen [22:10] "I love you! Why you got to make me get angry and choke you?" [22:10] annie discovers her "bigger fish" FORCE CHOKE [22:10] AGAINST ME [22:10] <@DMM> Best Acting Evah [22:10] You turned her against me ? [22:10] well, that depends on where he is gripping [22:10] YOU JUST CHOKED HER DUDE [22:10] Yay, Hayden failing at acting again. [22:10] Your lllust for powah! [22:10] EVIL PACING [22:10] <+andrewshellshear> OH THE IRONY [22:10] ... and your lust ... [22:10] <+Shishberg> Ah, but Obi-Wan has the GOOD PACING [22:10] <@DMM> You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your acting [22:10] Hey, that's a nice cloak, don't just drop it at the bottom of the ramp! [22:10] Stop monologuing, Obi-Wan. [22:10] I'm acting! [22:10] Padme totally failed her hold breath check [22:11] Aaaaaaand...my alcohol is gone [22:11] Don't make me kill you! [22:11] Now, we will dramatically circle each other [22:11] HE'S STARING AT THE CAMERA [22:11] his voice is just weird now [22:11] <+Shishberg> But Obi-Wan's pacing was a strategy to get to Padme... apparently [22:11] "One empire, one race, on Emperor!" [22:11] ANAKIN WANTS TO KILL US [22:11] <@DMM> Soap Opera directing [22:11] Somehow, I'm more surprised at Padme still loving him and wanting him to come back to her after he killed a bunch of children. [22:11] AYEEEE [22:11] My alliegance is to DEMOCRACY [22:11] you crappy camera [22:11] The republic is dead [22:11] That's an absolute! [22:11] but a republic is not a democracy [22:11] to DEMOCRACY [22:11] Don't make me kill you for making fun of my acting, audience! [22:11] hahahhaa [22:11] [22:11] AND YOU WILL FAIL!!!! [22:11] Obi-Wan is absolutely right. [22:11] "ONLY a Sith deals in absolutes." [22:11] I was waiting for that line [22:11] Only a sith deals in absolutes [22:11] ehr [22:11] Yay, the classic line. Only a Sith deals in absolutes. [22:11] Always loved that line [22:11] ONLY! [22:11] that's an absolute [22:11] Annie reads out of the Evil Villain Playbook (lava-proof edition) [22:11] There is no try! [22:11] No, try not. [22:11] nice flip [22:11] isn't it? [22:11] <@DMM> Fight! Call the prefects! [22:11] Do, or do not. [22:11] I think he didn't think that through before he said it. [22:11] "MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO CAPITALISM!!" [22:11] so, siths like math? [22:11] Another pointless flip [22:11] fight! [22:11] <+Shishberg> "Do, or do not. There is no try." Oh wait. [22:11] Nice kick in the midriff. [22:11] that's the dark side for you [22:11] *boot* [22:11] <@DMM> Yod! [22:11] There's a few nice kicks in this movie [22:12] Oh royal guards [22:12] <@DMM> Yoda even [22:12] Sally again! [22:12] Is this the first SW fight with same-colour laser swords? [22:12] kermit versus palps! Fight of the century! [22:12] you guys suck [22:12] who needs force push when you wear boots! [22:12] SIDIOUS!!!! [22:12] Yoda: Sup. [22:12] oof [22:12] pwned [22:12] yoda drops the guards [22:12] KNEEL BEFORE YOD! [22:12] Everyone who's not a Sith deals with certain points of view. [22:12] Yoda to the rescue. [22:12] force shrug kill [22:12] <@DMM> Time for Sally to kick butt [22:12] WHAT [22:12] Surprised? [22:12] monkey flip fight scene [22:12] Someone's ben playing with their Martial Arts sourcebook [22:12] (For anyone who hasn't been keeping up, "or should I call you Darth Sidious?".) [22:12] HE WAS SIDIOUS??? [22:12] Sally is so going to enjoy the 3rd movie. [22:12] the cinema crowd LOL'd collectively at that when I saw the movie [22:12] <+Shishberg> Puppeteen: You win. [22:12] "Not if anything to say about it I can mangle." [22:12] Palpatine's reply to Yoda sounds like Russian. [22:12] Oh no, smoking Sally. [22:12] WHY SO SIDIOUS!! [22:12] why'd he let himself get zapped like that [22:12] Krispy Kreme Kermit ... :( [22:12] why did he not expect lightning? [22:12] Nice alpha strike [22:12] Wow. Is that Force Lightning simultanously with Force Push? [22:12] mmmm, smokin [22:12] <@DMM> Medigo: LOL [22:12] Force Lightning, extra knockback, stun damage only [22:12] Just call me toad face. [22:12] Sally failed her dodge roll [22:13] yeah [22:13] woo, sparks [22:13] <@DMM> Ah, the intercut simultaneous fight sequences [22:13] <+Shishberg> Narrow corridor is PERFORATED [22:13] what's that on the holotable? [22:13] She's just playing possum. [22:13] for me [22:13] stop hating the grating on the walls guys [22:13] Yoda was flatfooted [22:13] Little green friend! [22:13] "*My little green friend...*" [22:13] Why does Yoda need to dodge? He can catch force lightning with his HAND. [22:13] I have been practicing that laugh for a long time [22:13] evil gloating [22:13] <+Shishberg> Surely Palpatine saw his ear move? [22:13] hehehehehe, I have waited a long time for thees [22:13] it isn't easy being green [22:13] The ears are a bit of a giveaway if he's faking unconsciousness [22:13] I have waited a long time for this kermit [22:13] ms piggy isn't here to save you now [22:13] don't call me shirley [22:13] RUN AWAY!!!!! [22:13] oh my god, he's officially become a cartoon rodent [22:13] ahahaha [22:13] Yoda uses Force Grammar Power! [22:13] best scene ever [22:13] Sally's moment of awesome coming up. [22:13] is yoda gloating? [22:13] lololol [22:13] eat table, palpatine [22:13] Stubbysabre [22:14] Can't escape! [22:14] how did palpatine not kill yoda? [22:14] Up high against a midget? [22:14] Imperial theme! [22:14] <+Shishberg> *ching* [22:14] is it normal for a sith lord to have that kind of faith in his apprentice? [22:14] so i threw the senate at him [22:14] Why did Yoda not just hack him off at the kneecaps when he had his sword raised? [22:14] No [22:14] DUH DUH DUH DUH [22:14] <@DMM> Fight on the table [22:14] DOES ANAKIN HAVE TO CHOKE TWO BITCHES [22:14] If Obi-Wan just twitched his wrist, he'd have had Annie's head off there. [22:14] "If he _weren't_ plotting to overthrow me I'd be disappointed!" [22:14] We are not this crude reach advantage, either. Luminous beings! [22:14] Enjoy your trip! [22:14] yay, boots [22:15] "You cannot win, Yoda. My race gives me the high ground." [22:15] This is what they call a "table dance" [22:15] heh, convenient thing for yoda to stand on [22:15] they can never just stab can they [22:15] <+Shishberg> SPOILER: Yoda and Palpatine are the same person. Palpatine is Tyler Durden. [22:15] always the big swing [22:15] <@DMM> Duel on the Senate floor! [22:15] Somewhere in the background, a health and safety guy is having a nervous breakdown. [22:15] weren't they in a room? [22:15] It's not so bad watching manic bouncy Yoda when I think of it as Sally. [22:15] Awesome music is awesome [22:15] DRAMATIC SPINNING [22:15] Don't talk about Fight Club. [22:15] watch out for Charles Sumpter [22:15] Watch our choreography! [22:15] <+Shishberg> Sorry. [22:15] We practiced this for Jedi on Ice! [22:15] forcefields off [22:15] FORCE HIGH FIVE [22:15] lol [22:15] hahahaha [22:15] <+Shishberg> PLOT POINT: TEH SHIELDS ARE OFF OMG [22:15] Whoops. [22:15] TOO SLOW [22:15] <@DMM> Anakin and Obi-Wan rolling 1s and missing each other [22:15] we broke the PLANET [22:15] TALK TO THE HAND [22:15] "I do not think you should have hit that button." [22:15] It's playing the awoogah waltz [22:15] Natural 20: lol [22:16] rgggh AHHHH [22:16] * RossC runs from breaking planet!!!! [22:16] awooga [22:16] That is a stupid-sounding alarm. [22:16] <@DMM> Duel of the Fates, woo! [22:16] "so i threw the senate at him! the whole thing!" [22:16] There are going to be some great screencaps from this bit. [22:16] Like a truck horn [22:16] they had a much better alarm a while back [22:16] Aye-ooga [22:16] They both tried spinning at the same time (it's a good trick). Unfortunately, the simultaneous ultra-cool neutralized itself into LAME. [22:16] they should've reused that one [22:16] AWESOME MUSIC [22:16] aha, senate-throwing [22:16] Senate shrapnel [22:16] giant frisbee [22:16] best music in star wars [22:16] senate-bowling? [22:16] DESK FIGHT [22:16] Eat your heart out, Mario [22:16] <+Shishberg> Debriefing afterwards... Yoda: "I trashed the senate." Obi-Wan: "I trashed a freaking *planet.*" Yoda: "Showoff." [22:16] The biggest FRISBEE battle ever. [22:16] <@DMM> Senate Curling! [22:16] better with spin on it [22:16] they come in monday..." why is my seat missing?" [22:16] IT'S SPINNING [22:16] some senators are gonna miss their nice chairs [22:17] senate frolf [22:17] Dude. Yoda got LEGISLATED. [22:17] haha [22:17] I love Force Absorb [22:17] duck? [22:17] this is how laws are made in star wars [22:17] FILIBUSTER THIS [22:17] aggressive negotiations [22:17] and again with the unexpected lightning [22:17] you never see force drain [22:17] Politics has never been more interesting [22:17] Yoda pinball [22:17] Reconcile THIS! [22:17] <@DMM> the scratchy fingernails!!! [22:17] Diplomacy [22:17] Ow, that's going to leave a bruise. [22:17] it's orange in games i wanna see it in movie [22:17] staredown [22:17] This is how they do it in Taiwan. [22:17] Dude! Why give up now? You've got him on the ropes! [22:17] in action [22:17] yoda gets beaten by gravity [22:17] Fun Fact: This happens every other day in the Chinese legislature [22:17] CURSE MY FLIPPER HANDS [22:17] nails on a chalkboard, argh [22:17] Gravity is a harsh mistress. [22:17] why'd that fall even hurt him [22:17] no kidding [22:17] or didn't it [22:17] <@DMM> Yeah, jump on to a precarious pipe over lava, that'll be safe [22:18] Yoda mysteriously regains his dropped sowrd... for all of a second. Shortest sword regain ever. [22:18] he could have cut through that beam [22:18] Ya scratched it, ya bought it! [22:18] Well, looks like Palpatine won the galaxy fair and square then [22:18] again convection be damned [22:18] useless droid [22:18] BIG LAVA EXPLOSION [22:18] <@DMM> dramatic lava flare is dramatic [22:18] This should be an olympic event. Balance beam and fencing over a lava pit. [22:18] Well, Balance checks always make a battle more interesting [22:18] Uh, droid? We're kinda busy here [22:18] It's the force! [22:18] :o [22:18] Air ducts, drink. [22:18] oh god [22:18] Dangerously Genre Savvy! [22:18] nice flare [22:18] organa might be a pc? [22:18] its Super Smash Brawl all over again [22:18] I can't figure why Yoda gave up [22:18] I can't drink - mine is out [22:18] And then he just never tries again, ever. "Missed it by THAT much. I have to go and engage in a convoluted plan involving Anakin's offspring now." [22:18] LOOK OUT FOR LAVA WATERFALLS [22:19] The clonetroopers/stormtroopers have special vehicles for the senate chamber. How often do they have to go there? [22:19] He's just absorbed a ton of power from Force Lightning [22:19] maybe pete? [22:19] double? are searches measured that way? [22:19] Comb the desert! Do you hear me? Comb the DESERT! [22:19] heh, at least yoda is of the size that he could reasonably fit in a duct [22:19] Lava: *is hot* [22:19] at least Palpatine is genry savvy [22:19] lava rain! [22:19] * +Shishberg keeps pushing the wrong button... good thing he's not in charge of lava planet [22:19] yeah, that walkway looks pretty dangerous [22:19] You know, no matter what your differences or what you are fighting about, there comes a time when you just have to look at the increasingly hazardous environment and say, "Okay, this is ridiculous. Let's move this somewhere else." [22:19] <@DMM> Lava Waterfalls? Sharp rocks at the bottom? BRING IT ON. [22:19] especially now [22:19] boom [22:19] Sploosh! [22:19] kyorosuke: He's gotta be going to his home in the ducts to get his stuff [22:19] rocks in lava????? [22:19] some rocks have higher melting points [22:19] <@DMM> Yoda in the Jeffreys Tubes [22:19] ice in water [22:19] RossC, it can happen [22:20] bauxite's is well over 2000 degrees celsius [22:20] they look like granite [22:20] There's nothing like extreme environmental hazards to make your duel to the death just that more OTT. [22:20] oh well [22:20] That time is when you are hovering on tiny platforms or droids over a lava flow, because the audience is embarassed to be watching this. [22:20] Would've been funny if Yoda had've cracked his jaw on the windscreen there [22:20] let's continue swinging sabers [22:20] The leaning tower of lava-pisa [22:20] <+Shishberg> Good thing all these floating cities have Floor Doors... [22:20] DMM: have fun explaining those continuous dramatic lava flares away geologically :) [22:20] special delevery [22:20] Hot-rodding Organa from Dimension X [22:20] lost honor [22:20] "Let's roll, babe" [22:20] <+Shishberg> WHEEEEEEEEEE [22:20] Cut his rope! [22:20] haha..little island in the lava [22:20] ooh, lava waterfall [22:20] It's a decorative lava flow [22:20] ya know [22:20] <@DMM> Lava surfing [22:20] lavafall? [22:20] perfect place to land [22:21] Obi-wan has the high ground [22:21] On display for potential clients [22:21] lets swing on ropes now [22:21] It may look like lava, but it's more like a hot bubble bath. [22:21] That rock has got to be blisteringly hot. [22:21] more Tarzan [22:21] Antigrav platform retains power, how useful [22:21] that's a nat 20 if ever i saw one [22:21] good aim. [22:21] cut his rope! [22:21] They pump it back up from the bottom to the top so it always looks like it's flowing [22:21] New power on display: "Force Defy Convection." :D [22:21] Wow, POTC 3 totally stole that rope fighting. [22:21] convenient platform [22:21] the antigrav must generate some serious air conditioning for them to not be burned to death by the convection [22:21] "This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you." [22:21] It's heat shielding [22:21] they are hobbits, they have tough soles [22:21] Puppeteen, that's just what I was thinking [22:21] <+Shishberg> Droid: "What's going on? My cameras are fixed facing forward! What's happening? WHAT'S ON MY HEAD?" [22:21] haha [22:21] "From my point of view the Jedi are evil! [22:21] or the robots have head shields [22:21] There it is! [22:22] from my point of view the jedi are evil [22:22] why are those antigrav units conveniently floating side-by-side anyway [22:22] to keep from, y'know, melting [22:22] they've got shields with anti-melting powers [22:22] wouldn't they drift off [22:22] from a certain point of view [22:22] Balance checks again... [22:22] absolutely evil [22:22] I have failed you. *grins* [22:22] lols at point of view [22:22] ACTING [22:22] Anakin's getting sweaty again [22:22] "Hang on, who's driving this thing?" [22:22] <@DMM> Obi-Wan, get the high ground!! [22:22] Make way, coming through [22:22] High ground! [22:22] I'M ACTING [22:22] also damn that's an obvious greenscreen shot [22:22] Terrain advantage, +5. [22:22] High ground! [22:22] "From my point of view" "oh, well, let's agree to disagree then" [22:22] Give up! You haven't a leg to stand on anakin! [22:22] they're not moving relative to each other [22:22] When had high ground ever mattered in Jedi fighting? [22:22] "It's over! I have the high ground! +2 to hit makes all the difference!" [22:22] Aargh, another one of Lucas's hamfisted lines. [22:22] Not necessary for him to flip that way [22:22] and you're mostly armless anyway [22:22] and *now* they're on the same platform but before they weren't [22:22] <@DMM> Critical limb loss hit! [22:22] You know, force push would come in handy right about now [22:22] a classic [22:22] Critical hit! [22:23] The Jedi and Sith don't exactly teach rhetoric and debate, do they? "He's a traitor!" "HE is the traitor!" .... "Chancellor Palpatine is evil!" "He's rubber and you're glue, Obi-Wan!" [22:23] You know, when Darth Maul totally killed Obi-Wan in the first movie for example. [22:23] <@DMM> 20! [22:23] YOU WERE THE CHOSE ONE! [22:23] At least it was a leg, not an arm, this time. [22:23] woo, power [22:23] UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER [22:23] the hands will get toasted later [22:23] Firedrake, it was two legs and the last real arm [22:23] It's only a flesh wound [22:23] 2 legs and the other arm [22:23] and now the convection finally gets him? [22:23] <@DMM> Isn't that rock a bit hot, maybe? [22:23] NOOOOOOO!!!!! [22:23] I HAET j00! [22:23] why did he even try to jump over Obi-wan? [22:23] ... oh. well, actually, your estimate was pretty spot on. [22:23] bring balance [22:23] Come back here! I'll bite your legs off! [22:23] chosen one! [22:23] I WILL STAND HERE AND WATCH YOU BURN WITHOUT HELPING! [22:23] Phaaze, OK, should have known we wouldn't miss a chance for an arm loss. [22:23] <+Shishberg> Okay, options available to Obi-Wan: (a) Kill Anakin to stop him being Evil Incarnate. (b) Kill Anakin to put him out of his misery. (c) Drag Anakin away to talk sense into him. (d) Leave him to either die slowly & painfully or be rescued. [22:23] I AM THE GOOD GUY! [22:23] *moan* [22:23] the jedi were winning then he balanced it [22:23] Obi-Wan's getting weepy [22:23] "I loved you, therefore I will leave you to die a horrible and prolonged death. Bye!" [22:24] so I'll just leave you here to burn, 'cause I'm the good guy and all detached and stuff [22:24] D. It results in FAR more entertaining movies. ) [22:24] Anakin makes his stabilise roll [22:24] anakin's on fire [22:24] AND HE STEALS HIS LIGHTSABER FOR GOOD MEASURE [22:24] I'll just be taking your lightsaber and leave you here to rot. Don't worry, I'll raise your children and send them to kill you. Evil laugh [22:24] Either put him out or kill him quickly. Just watching him burn is sadistic. [22:24] OW OW OW OW I'M ON FIRE [22:24] That's cold, Obi-Wan. Real cold. [22:24] Oh, he didn't WATCH. ;) [22:24] more like hot [22:24] owie. [22:24] "Here's a fire extinguisher. You need both hands to use it. Sucks to be you." [22:24] <@DMM> Pete: I missed it all AGAIN? [22:24] COME BACK HERE! IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND! I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF! [22:24] haha [22:24] seriously, what [22:24] It was the right decision... from a certain point of view. [22:24] still has 1 arm to cut [22:24] Guess that's why they had Pete stay on the ship [22:24] He's really on fire tonight guys [22:24] Tasnica: it was *absolutely* the right decision [22:24] oh wait [22:24] he's got a hot tip! [22:24] Okay, who had the high ground back on the leaning tower of lava? [22:24] don't worry, anakin is fin [22:24] DnD will have Anakin/Palpatine be the good guys [22:24] fine [22:25] Hot, hot hot...annie feeling hot hot hot... [22:25] WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE [22:25] "Let's just say that all the bits of Anakin you *really* need are still okay, kind of." [22:25] <+Shishberg> "Anakin... DAMMIT! I knew I forgot something!" [22:25] And why wasn't this fight done back then? [22:25] I always felt that Anakin was kind of a flamer... [22:25] <@DMM> Obi-Wan: Yes Padme, Anakin is all right. From a certain point of view. [22:25] IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING, SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNING [22:25] Now if Obi Wan had just followed through and made sure Anakin was dead, a whole lot of future bother could have been avoided. [22:25] SHE'S LOST THE WILL TO LIVE!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU MAD?!??!?!?! [22:25] um [22:25] He's decent enough. [22:25] SHOCK HER INTO SUBMISSION [22:25] Little warm maybe? [22:25] 1 hp! [22:25] Cyborg!Anakin: *is annoyed* [22:25] make her want to live [22:25] also, was it ever explained why padme's all unhealthy now? was that all the force choke earlier? [22:25] That shuttle coming in Lego this year :) [22:25] force suggestion: Live! [22:25] weeezy ship noise [22:25] So, uh, who's for hot wings tonight? ... No? [22:26] broken heart [22:26] <@DMM> marienz: broken heart, don't you know [22:26] burned to death, but I got better [22:26] <+Shishberg> The remains of Anakin's hand are later discovered by an employee of Cyberdyne [22:26] "He's still alive. But I won't Force Lift him out of there because I'm Eeeevil." [22:26] Anakin's just fine, if you like char-broiled Padawan. [22:26] Terminator V: Terminators...IN SPACE! [22:26] sure got there fast [22:26] Shouldn't all the ash in the air be causing them a bit more trouble? [22:26] 'where does it hurt'? [22:26] I know they said this place was a hot vacation spot, but THIS IS RIDICULOUS! [22:26] It's all the denial she's been living under for the last few years. It finally snapped. A bit like a high-tension wire. [22:26] anakin is... well done [22:26] Asteroid thicket trope! [22:26] Was that Kane and Dallas in the spacesuits there? [22:26] The Hideously Disfigured look is in fashion these days [22:26] so many puns [22:26] I like my Sith crispy-fried. [22:26] <@DMM> I prefer my Padawans medium rare [22:27] Padme needs one of those medical capsules. [22:27] "made contact" [22:27] in hindsight...lava planet might have been a poor choice...my bad [22:27] Hi Pete! [22:27] oh good, another wipe [22:27] Why is it always Jim who loses his character? [22:27] Is that a spinal mount cannon on that shuttle? If not, what is it? [22:27] <@DMM> Is that acid rain on Coruscant? [22:27] is it an asteroid thicket if they can live there peacefully? [22:27] look at the turn out!!! [22:27] what are those screens in front of yoda? [22:27] Jeez, couldn't someone at least hold an umbrella over him? [22:27] the roundish blueish ones [22:27] DMM, and they don't cover the pallet because acid rain is GOOD for you [22:27] porn, probably [22:27] lost the will to live [22:27] <@DMM> Medical droid is incompetent [22:27] Ooh, twins! [22:28] so how do you detect "will to live" [22:28] lost the will to live? what is this, the bloody dark ages? [22:28] <+Shishberg> "for reasons we never bother to explain, we are losing her" [22:28] Medical droid has been getting drunk on droidohol [22:28] dramatic lightning [22:28] <@DMM> whitehelm: midi-chlorian count [22:28] It looks like normal rain to me [22:28] eeeeeeeevil [22:28] but they have no lakes [22:28] when did we ever see rain in Star wars before? [22:28] thanks a lot, droid [22:28] kamino [22:28] And... frighten the baby! [22:28] creepy robots [22:28] <@DMM> Modesty wrapping on Padme is weird [22:28] Kamino. [22:28] We saw rain on Kamino [22:28] Lucas and his single biome planets. [22:28] just like that creepy alien chick in Star Trek [22:29] "oobah, oobah" [22:29] babies can never be born normally [22:29] lots and lots of rain [22:29] <@DMM> Maternity nurse has eyes like o_O [22:29] Lots of rain on kamino [22:29] I thought it was "Aruba" [22:29] Maybe bot wants a vacation [22:29] can't they sedate the poor anakin [22:29] Nursebot was also getting drunk... [22:29] oobahing apparently convinces babies to come out quickly and easily [22:29] I like how D&D pointed out that Naboo is actually the nicest planet we see in the series. [22:29] not covered [22:29] just first name to come to head is luke. [22:29] Everyone knows painkillers are for the weak [22:29] marienz, Evil never uses anaesthesia. [22:29] that's part of the evil transformation [22:29] mask of evil +1 [22:29] And the only one with a variety of terrain. [22:29] they use a concussion [22:29] They need to feed Anakin's anger - why would they sedate him if they wanted that? [22:29] And notice they still have women having babies while lying flat on their backs in the movies. [22:29] <@DMM> Shiny helmet is shiny [22:29] Geez, Annie, why the thin skin? [22:29] "thunk" [22:29] Do those little eye-screens have a screen saver when he's not doing anything? [22:29] That whining sound is actually constant inside his head. [22:29] BA DUM TISH [22:30] Also dammit, he was supposed to have built that mask himself! [22:30] * Revenant nerd-rages [22:30] DEATH FOR NO REASON! [22:30] Lucas: *makes stuff up as he goes along* [22:30] nice robot [22:30] Revenant: I forgot, perhaps he upgrades it later? [22:30] I kinda like the POV shot, I dunno [22:30] And now...you will see Red - FOREVER! [22:30] "there's going to be a new... i know there's still..." [22:30] Leia must have a *really* good memory to remember what she looked like then [22:30] Buah ha ha ha ha ha ha! [22:30] <+Shishberg> Palpatine specifically asked for the quilted suit [22:30] Oh, I have died. [22:30] he's seeing the world through rose colored glasses! [22:30] Force Recall [22:30] It wasn't as canon as the movies, so Lucas just discarded that [22:30] i've always wondered that misskitty [22:30] This is the bit that always pissed me off. I wouldn't have minded if she'd died from complications while giving birth - that would have made sense. But just dying like that is stupid. [22:30] breathing sound awesome [22:31] and yes [22:31] Padme dying like this is stupid [22:31] he was supposed to have tweaked the mask and vocaliser to be more intimidating [22:31] <@DMM> Okay, in unison everyone..................... [22:31] Even Darth Vader thinks Padme's death is stupid. [22:31] <+Shishberg> Noooo in 3... [22:31] sad yoda is sad [22:31] hahahaha [22:31] His head looks a bit more egg-shaped than in the OT [22:31] I dom't want to see my children grow up... they'll remind me of their father. [22:31] Dramatic music [22:31] <+Shishberg> 2... [22:31] <+Shishberg> 1.5... [22:31] NOOOOOO! [22:31] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:31] Nooooooooooooooooooooo! [22:31] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [22:31] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [22:31] DO NOT WANT!!!!! [22:31] NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [22:31] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [22:31] <@DMM> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:31] DO NOT WANT! [22:31] NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! [22:31] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [22:31] <+andrewshellshear> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! [22:31] Nooooooooooooooo!!!!! [22:31] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [22:31] NOOOOOOOOOO! [22:31] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [22:31] NOOOOOOOOO. [22:31] NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:31] <+Shishberg> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [22:31] noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [22:31] DO NOT WANT!!!!!! [22:31] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:31] Noooooooooooooooo!!!! [22:31] <+Shishberg> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [22:31] NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [22:31] DO NOT WANT [22:31] ahaha [22:31] NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:31] Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:31] NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET [22:31] weird angry stance there [22:31] NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN [22:31] Nice, we're all off-synch. ;) [22:32] lol [22:32] Damn, how many engines does that ship have? [22:32] Also, we stuck a My First Laptop in your chest. Just thought it'd be funny. Sorry. [22:32] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON [22:32] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:32] NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BWAAGGHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:32] Adoption board of the Jedi [22:32] yeah synching sucks [22:32] I COULDN'T HAVE [22:32] <@DMM> We're cracking up here. Good work everyone [22:32] Phaaze is slow. [22:32] NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:32] xD [22:32] * Teresa is slower. [22:32] noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!111eleven [22:32] just a bit [22:32] Jedi Adoption Agency [22:32] he smashed that droid's coffee [22:32] I FIND THIS TURN OF EVENTS DISAGREEABLE [22:32] Sorry about that. I know I promised to help you save her and all, but these things happen sometimes... [22:32] Ross is just repetative. [22:32] lets hide luke from his father by leaving him with his family [22:32] <+Shishberg> NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:32] THIS IS RATHER UNFORTUNATE IF I DO SO MYSELF [22:32] Yeah, hide him where his father's only known family came from [22:32] that wasn't actually as bad a no as I remembered [22:32] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [22:32] SAY SO EVEN [22:32] Brilliant plan there guys [22:32] <+Shishberg> Yoda: "Anakin will never look for him on his home planet with his only living family." [22:32] wow my vido is lagging a lot [22:32] Training I have for you. Learn to make weird hooting noise to scare Sand People you must. [22:32] i keep anticipating it and it didn't happen [22:33] Hey, guess what, you can talk to qui-gon. We thought we'd tell you this but you'd never do it [22:33] Owen Lars is clearly too obvious to check out. [22:33] Well, DUH anakin won't look for him on Tatooine. He HATES tatooine [22:33] Ooh, Wedge! [22:33] Too course. like SAND [22:33] And not just because of the Sand [22:33] No wonder Uncle Owen's a little bitter. "Here! Have a baby! It TOTALLY won't affect your life." [22:33] let's hide luke from his father by leaving him with his only remaining family, and change your name to... your name [22:33] Sand everywhere! [22:33] DrB-SpaceJawa: ... valid point... [22:33] lol r2 [22:33] "Captain callout-to-the-fans, murder this sentient being." "Yes sir." [22:33] Revenant, that's a different Antilles [22:33] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo etc etc [22:33] also, coarse* [22:33] <@DMM> Jar Jar appears at the funeral! [22:33] <+Shishberg> Yeah. Sand. Hate sand. [22:33] at least it's on the edge of the galaxy or something [22:33] wipe the protocol, but not the astromech [22:33] My subtitles (which are jammed on unless I go back to the menu) said Artoo made a 'chuckling beep' when they ordered 3P0's mind wiped. Little jerk! [22:33] <@DMM> Look for him [22:33] <--- way behind [22:33] Treat them well, but mind rape one of them. [22:33] more strange animals noone knows about to pull hearses [22:33] Is this... Wedge's father or something? [22:33] <+Shishberg> BUBBLE WAS BEHIND IT ALL [22:34] no [22:34] Yay, Jar Jar [22:34] Unrelated [22:34] <@DMM> Bubble!!! He did it all!!!!! [22:34] Dammit! [22:34] Antilles is Star Wars "Smith." ;) [22:34] Bibble!!! [22:34] And they ran out of red paint for the cruisers [22:34] Ooh! Tarkin! [22:34] that mindwipe is pretty random [22:34] yes your "hawness" ? [22:34] Another proto star destroyer, prettier than the later ones [22:34] I have a feeling the mind wipe will be taking place in reverse come their D&D scene... [22:34] Scorpius! [22:34] Wait [22:34] or was that hotness? [22:34] <@DMM> The Peace Moon! [22:34] The Peace Moon! [22:34] Peace Moon! [22:34] <+Shishberg> Spoiler alert: the Death Star is Dib Foundway [22:34] I SEE HIM!!!!! [22:34] That's no moon! [22:34] It took them how long to build this thing? [22:34] I wonder who'll be playing 3po at that point [22:34] "So... 20 years to finish this thing, huh?" [22:34] the don't make enough paint for those in anything but white anymore [22:34] Revenant, it was the prototype, Mk II was quicker. [22:34] space casket [22:34] There are construction stebacks [22:34] oh, there's Jar Jar [22:34] <@DMM> Alderaan is Dib Foundway [22:34] This is the one the Hutts steal in the EU, yes? [22:34] weeeird white priestess person [22:35] which would probably put them in The Maw [22:35] <+Shishberg> Alderaan. Looks like a nice place to settle down. [22:35] Look, I bring human slave [22:35] and the handmaiden! dag [22:35] "Honey, I'm home. And guess what I brought!" [22:35] they started quick [22:35] the hutts didnt steal anything but the plans. They then built a superlaser and it didn't work and got smashed [22:35] "Hi honey. I found a kid, you want it? [22:35] the Hutts build their own in the EU. [22:35] JAR JAR [22:35] They only steal plans [22:35] Oh, right. [22:35] We've decided to dress like Nazis, sir. Is that acceptable? [22:35] <@DMM> Space camel on Tatooine [22:35] that should have been the ending [22:35] The Imperials fly it into a black hole. [22:35] Peace Moon [22:35] Sup peeps, have a kid, i'll be around and watch over him... or something [22:35] <@DMM> Here Beru, have a baby. [22:35] Not only acceptable, it is SNAZZY! [22:35] Vader does the dramatic arm cross [22:36] You give us Tatooine, but no double suns in the sky? Oh, there they are, just at the edge of shot. [22:36] Oh, Alderaan - shame they'll have to blow it up in a few years [22:36] one baby... as good as cash [22:36] Hi Aunt Beru. I'm off to become a crazy old hermit in the hills now. Bye. [22:36] gotta do a pose for the fans [22:36] Now for that wild Bantha chase I've been waiting for. [22:36] <@DMM> Binary sunrise is very thematic [22:36] Did Obi-Wan phone ahead to Owen and Beru, or are they just used to people abandoning babies with them without a word? [22:36] He's thinking: "Yeah. That's a damn fine moon I got there. Daaamn fine." [22:36] CREDITS [22:36] <+Shishberg> Don't let Joel Edgerton near a radio anyone [22:36] Yay let's stare into the sun [22:36] TO BE CONTINUED [22:36] yay! [22:36] * Pickled_Tink whistles along [22:36] <@DMM> WOOOO!! [22:36] I like Patton Oswald's comedy bit about this. [22:36] Credits [22:36] nice wipe again [22:36] success [22:36] Dramatic sunset and... credits!! [22:36] baby wipe [22:36] i think we need to resync with each other [22:36] da daah da, da daah da [22:36] fun igloo [22:36] IT'S OVER [22:36] The baby should stretch for one or two meals [22:36] <+Shishberg> DUN DADADUNH DUUUUUN [22:36] make sure we watch the credits at the same time [22:36] le fin [22:36] movie done [22:37] three if they push it [22:37] ah, music [22:37] it's all come full circle! [22:37] <@DMM> PAUSE WHEN PADME/ANAKIN CREDIT APPEARS! [22:37] book end [22:37] <@DMM> JOKING [22:37] we've come a long way, baby [22:37] I think the music was the best part of this movie [22:37] GREAT EVENT GUYS!!!!!! [22:37] wait which one? [22:37] I'd forgotten how awful some of the dialoge was. [22:37] aaaand credits [22:37] indeed [22:37] hooray! [22:37] <@DMM> Thanks everyone, you made this a lot of fun! [22:37] "So, that's the baby, huh? Not great, I gotta say" [22:37] And that's the end of that... [22:37] Very enjoyable. :D [22:37] no thank you dmm and all! [22:37] DMM: thanks for running this [22:37] * marienz hums along with the music [22:37] it is now 6:30 am [22:37] heh, yeah, this was a blast [22:37] We should totally do this again when episode IV Rolls around [22:37] Obi-Wan Kenobi will return in A New Hope. [22:37] thanks DMM et al [22:37] Thanks DMM. :) [22:37] Well, it's 6:30 now. time to get up.. [22:37] huh. [22:37] Great event. Falling asleep though, so gotta go. [22:38] Night! [22:38] thanks dmm [22:38] time for breakfast [22:38] same [22:38] Seconded, great fun! [22:38] indeed, thank you for running this DMM [22:38] Yeah, that made it a lot more fun :D [22:38] Well, I never thought I'd watch RotS again for any reason, so there you go. [22:38] living in australia makes this so much easier [22:38] * anaraugg sleeps [22:38] <@DMM> No problem! We'll do it again for Episode IV.... in about 16 months :-) [22:38] this was fun indeed [22:38] yep [22:38] Time for bed. It's almost 4 am! [22:38] great idea dmm [22:38] almost lunchtime [22:38] brunchtime [22:38] <@DMM> We might try for a Saturday next time, to make it a bit easier on other time zones [22:38] I didn't think I'd be in on this at all. Maybe there's some good to having a snoring husband after all. [22:38] I'll be looking forward to it, DMM :-D [22:38] just debating whether to go to sleep or just stay up [22:38] see ya then guys! [22:38] since its 630 am here [22:38] Ohhh! That one I won't miss. Theatrical release or the 1997 release? [22:38] Ah, but which version of EpIV? [22:38] get some shut eye [22:38] It's 3:40. I have to go to work tomorrow. It is good to be the boss. ...Yes please, Saturday would be nice. ;) [22:38] THE ORIGINAL [22:38] Timing was ideal for me, but I work from home & am in the UK. [22:38] 08:30 am here. [22:38] why the original where HAN SHOT FIRST [22:39] The original is hard to come by [22:39] HAN SHOT FIRST [22:39] ... I forsee a lot of potential with the shooting first scene [22:39] Yay! That's the only one I got. [22:39] Saturday would be more timezone friendly, yes. :) [22:39] GREEDO SHOT FIRST [22:39] The current DVD set of the original trilogy has both versions [22:39] Well, I've currently got the special edition, but I would totally pick up a copy of the original if everyone else was watching that instead [22:39] I think I have the original on VHS [22:39] <@DMM> We're going to watch the deleted scenes in a minute here. People are welcome to hang around [22:39] We have the original, but I think only on video tape. [22:39] <+andrewshellshear> GREEDO SHOT HAN [22:39] Neither of them shot. They added them later in special effects. [22:39] Ooo! Ooo! [22:39] * RossC OH NOES [22:39] * Pyronymph considers [22:39] Oh phooey, I shut down the player... [22:39] <@DMM> Anakin killed Greedo in Episode I, actually [22:39] lol, me too [22:40] ooh [22:40] the deleted sceness are on another disk [22:40] deleted scenes are on youtube [22:40] Indiana Jones shot that sword dude. It's in character. [22:40] ...I DID expect to be up 'til 4:00. Vile temptation! ... I mean, 'kay. [22:40] ILM credit, drink [22:40] I may have to watch 4 5 and 6 now [22:40] let's keep going and watch snakes on a plane [22:40] Well, time to go. I hope I don't get this late next time. Bye guys. [22:40] i need to wake up in two hours to do homework... [22:40] "Deleted Scenes - Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith [16:9]" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42jp-O1y1HI [22:40] Oh well. I still had fun tonight [22:40] later [22:40] see yall later [22:40] <@DMM> I don't think people will miss much if you head off now. Deleted scenes are pretty boring. [22:40] For those without the disc handy [22:41] Mmph, never watched 'em before [22:41] That's all folks! [22:41] might idle in the channel forever if allowed [22:41] Ooo...handy [22:41] yea, I think I'm gonna get a few more Z's [22:41] Bye y'all. DMM, you and the others do great work, thanks! [22:41] * RossC GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. THIS WAS GREAT CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL FOR EPISODE IV!!!!! [22:41] same, never seen em [22:41] Thanks, Revenant! [22:41] Revenant: that might work [22:41] thanks Revenant [22:41] cant wait to see how this turns out [22:41] Good bye, and here's to DMM for hosting this thing [22:41] <@DMM> thanks again everyone! We'll post the log of this session on the website [22:41] i cant wait to reread this log on the forums [22:41] Great credits music is great [22:41] Should we be worried? [22:41] long log is LONG! [22:41] ta! [22:41] Make sure you get my good side! [22:41] Thanks be to DMM! [22:41] * Revenant poses [22:42] <+Shishberg> Wait till you see what we have planned for the CREDITS [22:42] I still can't believe this film was in the IMDb top 250, however briefly. [22:42] <+Shishberg> Spoiler: EVERYONE IS DIB FOUNDWAY [22:42] dum dum die dum [22:42] credits over for me [22:42] night guys, see you all on the introwebs [22:42] see ya [22:42] Star Wars, give me those Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars, don't let it end... [22:42] *Hums along with theme music* [22:42] Don't make me destroy you. [22:43] No more Credits. [22:43] Even with all the pauses to catch up, we still didn't stretch this movie as far as channel 7 would have [22:44] Tink, that's very true [22:44] <@DMM> We're loading disc 2 for the deleted scenes [22:44] DMM: I'm watching you...your statement concerning Jim being Padme better not be missing from the transcript :D [22:45] <+Shishberg> So, good night, morning or [phase of rotation of earth] to everyone who's leaving. To those who are sticking around - don't bother with deleted scene intros. Just play all. [22:45] <+Shishberg> Not now though. [22:45] <@DMM> IF YOU WANT TO PLAY DELETED SCENES WITH US, CUE DVD TO MENU AND PREPARE TO HIT "PLAY ALL" [22:45] i am ready [22:45] or load up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42jp-O1y1HI [22:46] READY [22:46] Which I hope is in the same order [22:46] hmm, bit of youtube fail here [22:46] <@DMM> WITHOUT INTROS [22:46] Ready [22:46] Mine is 9 mins on YouTube [22:47] <@DMM> Sounds about right length [22:47] On YouTube, but ready. [22:47] youtube loads slowly [22:47] I'm only on You Tube. I can find one labelled Grievous Slaughters a Jedi [22:48] hmm..maybe grievous does something in it? [22:48] well the start of the youtube video looks like a ship [22:48] Nah [22:48] <@DMM> We don't want to wait too long here... we'll start in a minute [22:48] Greivous is an ok fellow [22:48] Exactly What It Says On The Tin [22:48] lol [22:48] <@DMM> START PLAY ALL DELETED SCENES (WITHOUT INTROS) IN 30 [22:49] <@DMM> START PLAY ALL DELETED SCENES (WITHOUT INTROS) IN 20 [22:49] <@DMM> START PLAY ALL DELETED SCENES (WITHOUT INTROS) IN 10 [22:49] <@DMM> 9 [22:49] <@DMM> 8 [22:49] <@DMM> 7 [22:49] <@DMM> 6 [22:49] <@DMM> 5 [22:49] <@DMM> 4 [22:49] <@DMM> 3 [22:49] <@DMM> 2 [22:49] <@DMM> 1 [22:49] <@DMM> GO [22:49] Go! [22:49] Corridor of DOOM [22:49] a random jedi [22:49] hey look [22:50] it's grievous [22:50] its an npc, let it die! [22:50] You are eaten by a grue [22:50] <@DMM> oh dear [22:50] oh.. trap [22:50] "That was bad." [22:50] :'( [22:50] And a trifle rude, as well. [22:50] * Revenant facepalms [22:50] it's always a trap [22:50] completing each others' line... :( [22:50] what? [22:50] The dialogue here was terrible [22:50] this hurts my head [22:50] Oh, he said that was *A* bad mistake [22:50] my mustache is sexy [22:50] Blends right in, then. [22:50] "That was a bad." "Mistake." They sound like creepy twins. [22:50] haha...hand signals [22:50] <@DMM> Grievous sounds like Vivyan from The Young Ones [22:51] but the lightsabers didn't set that off? [22:51] boggle. [22:51] <@DMM> beard signals [22:51] "blast us into oblivion" [22:51] That was a level of Jedi Knight. I HATE that level. [22:51] <+Shishberg> Cheap special effects are unfinished [22:51] yay, climby climby [22:51] <@DMM> Titanic IN SPACE [22:51] Jungle drums? [22:51] green. [22:51] look, vents [22:51] with drumbeats [22:51] More ducts. [22:51] it's like half life with all these vents [22:51] that water looks really cheap [22:51] <@DMM> water is an incomplete effect [22:51] climbing droids look super-weird [22:51] Better cut back on the pies a bit, Anakin, you only just got through that hole [22:52] Lightsabers can weld now? [22:52] does that droid even fit? [22:52] ah [22:52] I feel a little bad for the actors squeezing themselves through those tubes and all for a scene that didn't even make it into the film. ;) [22:52] <@DMM> Jim's scenes now [22:52] "All right, I still have much to learn." HAH! [22:52] stripper droid? [22:52] Pity they didn't leave that little bit of dialogue in. It was actually funny. [22:52] Mon Mothma! [22:53] The dialogue was too good. It had to go. [22:53] <@DMM> heh [22:53] <+Shishberg> Sealed Vent is Polygonal [22:53] We all wear weird head things [22:53] <@DMM> Padme skullcap is .... skully [22:53] "one of my oldest advaaaaahsors", she's suddenly from Kentucky [22:53] Hubby's awake now. He wants to know why only the women have silly hats. [22:53] hammerhead shark next to the black guy [22:53] Gunray had a silly hat! [22:53] why is there a hermit with people [22:53] lol beard brushing again [22:54] beard-stroke [22:54] He hasn't seen the Imperial Advisors. Or the Gunners, for that matter. [22:54] It still freaks me out having Miguel Prada as a good guy [22:54] <+andrewshellshear> mass debating! [22:54] Can't wait to see what you do with the Ewoks. [22:54] making the rebellion :p [22:54] Dramatic Pausing! [22:54] nice hat. [22:54] Oh, now we have a guy with a silly hat. : [22:54] wow these people got cut out of the movie completely [22:54] You've done amazingly well turning loathed characters into loved ones and vice versa. [22:54] <@DMM> We came up with an awesome and sensible reason why the Ewoks defeat the Imperial troops today. [22:54] Red haired woman must have loaned it to him. [22:54] Really? [22:54] yeah, the rebellion just sprang up out of nowhere in the film... [22:54] <@DMM> oh yes [22:54] aah the accent [22:55] Whoah [22:55] Cod-Australian! [22:55] Is that an Aussie accent? [22:55] THICK AUSSIE ACCENT [22:55] Is the beard guy an Aussie? [22:55] Must be [22:55] <@DMM> yes, must be [22:55] Keeping it a secret? Or willing to share? [22:55] This looks like too much talking for Jim [22:55] Aboriginal [22:55] Space Aussie [22:55] aussies ftw [22:55] <@DMM> Space Crikey! [22:55] Ooh, is that Ackbar? [22:55] I shall stand here like a slave. [22:55] And more yakkey yak. [22:55] He represents the Space Aussie Dwarven contingent of the Republic. [22:55] Probably not. But I can hope [22:55] <@DMM> IT'S A TRAP [22:55] Ewoks are obviously one of the most advanced engineering races in the galaxy. [22:56] "You must trust me. Because otherwise my plan will come apart." [22:56] Yeah, this guy's trustworthy. [22:56] <+Shishberg> Dreadlocks? I can see why they cut this scene [22:56] <@DMM> They cut three of Padme's hairstyles from the movie [22:56] she looks like a predator [22:56] <@DMM> LOL [22:56] After all, they are the only ones to have invented and consistantly used handrails. [22:56] it makes some sense this was cut, because if this is not cut that scene where the chancellor says "I'll be emperor now!" and the council says "yay!" makes even less sense [22:56] lol, include the hairstyles in the comic, say something, anything [22:57] hey, there were handrails on cloud city! [22:57] Untrustworthy guy: *drives a wedge* [22:57] Until Darth Vader and Luke smashed them in their fight [22:57] Sporadically. Apparently, they never caught on. [22:57] He's going to stab them with his ears! [22:57] That's the real reason the Empire conquered Cloud City. They wanted that innovative new technology. [22:57] "That's not a massive shift in the Force, it's burrito day at the commissary." [22:57] <+andrewshellshear> Everyone keeps saying there is much stuff in me! [22:57] MOAR PLOTTING [22:58] Yeah, sucks to be Anakin. [22:58] More Venetian blinds [22:58] "Yeah, 'Arrested'. You keep thinking that." [22:58] heh [22:58] Wait. Wasn't a scene almost exactly like this *in* the movie? [22:58] Kermit goes to the swamp! [22:58] yes. [22:58] Yes Revenant [22:58] Revenant: this one's a bit longer though. [22:58] "You're not ready" "You have much to learn" "There is much conflict in you" All right, I get it, already. No wonder he turned into Vader. [22:58] my shiny ship in the swamp [22:58] But not in his space outhouse. [22:58] great plan that was [22:58] they don't actually say the "arrested" part, iirc [22:58] It was an alternate of that scene [22:58] Swamp scene is pretty. [22:58] They likely wanted to make it a little livelier. You know, "faster, more intense." [22:59] But slow. [22:59] Dagobah? Sweet. [22:59] and I'm out of You Tube deleted scenes apparently. [22:59] <@DMM> Avatar world [22:59] I'm thinking probably a long "end of campaign" narration by the DM [22:59] IWC_Junkie: Ditto [22:59] youtube ended [22:59] wonders how much loot is on dagobah.. [22:59] <@DMM> And done! [22:59] woot! [22:59] Swamp planet. Ice planet. Desert planet. Water planet. City planet... [22:59] Huzzah! [22:59] haha [22:59] Moses, never mind the loot, think of the XP for those swamp beasts. [22:59] Somewhere out there is a "grass planet". [22:59] <@DMM> Right, that's it for the night/morning/whatever [22:59] need a rainforest planet [22:59] the desert and ice planets are justified [22:59] <+Shishberg> Aaaaaand that's a wrap [22:59] Naboo actually had varied terrain [22:59] Getting down to really specific weather conditions now. SLEET PLANET! [23:00] need a chaparral planet [23:00] Don't forget the forest moon. [23:00] A "tar pits planet". [23:00] forests. plains. swamps. a city. [23:00] lol [23:00] <@DMM> Thanks for participating folks!! [23:00] and we had a sky planet [23:00] hey, from orbit you clearly saw oceans on endor. It's not single biome [23:00] don't forget a lava planet [23:00] <@DMM> Scattered showers with sunny breaks planet [23:00] :D [23:00] yes true! [23:00] Apparently half of Coruscant is ocean too. [23:00] Slightly Breezy Day planet. [23:00] Well, time for us to get up, have breakfast, all that stuff. It was fun, even if I did only catch the tail end of it all. [23:00] Thanks for organising it, DMM. Good fun! [23:00] The thing is that typically you only see one small part of a planet [23:00] How this ocean hasn't evaporated is a mystery. [23:00] <@DMM> okay, we're packing up here. [23:00] We'll definitely have to do this again for ANH [23:00] Yeah, it was fun! [23:00] That would be the half of it that manages to constantly stay off-camera. [23:01] <+Shishberg> Definitely. [23:01] Yeah, that was good. Cheers for this! [23:01] Slightly Breezy Day planet - wasn't that Naboo? [23:01] hmm, wonder if this would work with other movies [23:01] <@DMM> good night, morning, etc ! [23:01] Dantooine is a grass planet. [23:01] Naboo was Waterfall Ball. [23:01] good night! [23:01] epic fun, made the movie nice instead of lame [23:01] Night [23:01] Thanks for all, and good night ! [23:01] need a fjords planet. [23:01] Good night/morning/afternoon, etc. :) [23:01] Naboo had plains, mountains and swamps [23:01] ahaha [23:01] Teresa: good idea [23:01] Okay, nighty-night everyone, it is past my bedtime. :D [23:01] And good morning also [23:01] Bye, Everybody! I'll probably never talk to you again! [23:01] Night [23:01] good whatever time of the day to everyone [23:01] Need sleep. Hurrrrrgh [23:01] Indeed! [23:01] night! [23:01] NileAlien - come talk to us on the forums then. :) [23:01] and seeing a planet from orbit doesnt tell the whole story. Plains and forests look pretty mkuch the same from high orbit [23:02] IWC_Junkie: I was just thinking that... [23:02] * @DMM heads off... See you on the website/forums/Facebook [23:02] <+Shishberg> Au revoir, thanks for joining us everyone [23:02] Later! [23:02] Should really sign up for forum sometime [23:02] Seeyas next time. [23:02] there are forums? i should pay more attention to that site [23:02] This was cool. I'll probably join the forum soon. Session Close: Fri Mar 05 23:02:29 2010