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Episode 808: We Now Resume Your Regular Programming

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Uh... What's a reactor doing in the prison block?

Transcript

Han: The Senator's in cell 2187. You get her, I'll hold them here.
Han: {into intercom} Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
Intercom Voice: What happened?
{shot of massed troops in corridor. Han's voice comes over the PA system}
Han: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
GM: <roll>
Intercom Voice: We're sending a squad up.
Han: Uh, uh... negative, negative.
Han: {over PA system} We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
GM: <roll>
Intercom Voice: Who is this? What's your operating number?
Han: Uh...
{Han shoots the intercom}
[SFX]: Pow!
[SFX]: Kzzzt!
Han: Boring conversation, anyway.


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