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Episode 574: Cast Away

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Chewbacca an outcast? Lucky he's got a defence ready.

Transcript

GM: Okay, Jim and Annie could be talking in the kitchen for a while. Let's pick up Yoda again.
Obi-Wan: Agreed.
Yoda: I'm going to save my friends. And my stupid brother.
Yoda: Everyone, Palpatine is a bad guy! Change sides! Wookiees, you join the droids now and fight the clones!
GM: That's not going to work, Sally. The Wookiees have been fighting with the clones. They're not going to change sides.
Yoda: Chewbacca, you'll still be my friend, right?
Obi-Wan: Chewbacca?
R2-D2: Perfectly reasonable name for a Wookiee from Kashyyyk.
Yoda: Old friend, we've been working together side by side to save Kashyyyk, but now there are big problems everywhere in the Galaxy! I'll need your help.
Yoda: The other Wookiees have turned against me, but I know you'll always be loyal. We must fight against corruption and greed wherever we find it!
GM: You realise that will make... Chewbacca?... an outcast from the Wookiees?
Yoda: Run Chewbacca! Never look back! I'd take you with me now, but my ship is too small. Goodbye!
[SFX]: Whooosh! {Yoda blasts off}
{Chewbacca and Tarfful look at each other quizzically}


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Published: Friday, 27 May, 2011; 00:12:42 PDT.
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